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[[ | [[image:Kligzward.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Notice the failure attempt of looking like he doesnt care. See the spurt of drool about to burst from the left side of the mouth?]] | ||
[[image:Victim card.png|thumb|left|150px|Kligzward will use this card. '''All. The fucking. Time''']] | |||
[[image:kligzward guessing game.png|thumb|right|150px|A game he plays before choosing his prey. Classy no?''']] | |||
[[image:kligzward4.png|thumb|right|150px|This will never happen to him. Ever.]] | |||
[[image:kligzwardshitart1.png|thumb|right|150px|Are those tumors on his arm? What the fuck?]] | |||
[[image:kligzwarddoilookgood.png|thumb|right|150px|Dat ass.]] | |||
[[image:supersith.png|thumb|right|150px|yes, this is a Super sith to him. And yes! Lightsabers '''are''' growing out of his arms....fuck my life.]] | |||
Ladies and gentlemen, chipmunk lovers and fart enthusiasts. | Ladies and gentlemen, chipmunk lovers and fart enthusiasts. | ||
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A lot can be said by this waste of a pile of overdeveloped cumshot. But to summarize, | A lot can be said by this waste of a pile of overdeveloped cumshot. But to summarize, | ||
'''-He LOVES Alvin and the Chipmunks shit.''' | '''-He LOVES Alvin and the Chipmunks shit.''' | ||
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You'll most likely see him drawing terrible MS Paint submissions, making shitty Yu-Gi-Oh cards, spamming other users pages that they shouldn't be cursing, or bitching constantly that he has no one to talk to. Probably because he gives off serial killer vibes. | You'll most likely see him drawing terrible MS Paint submissions, making shitty Yu-Gi-Oh cards, spamming other users pages that they shouldn't be cursing, or bitching constantly that he has no one to talk to. Probably because he gives off serial killer vibes. | ||
[[ | == Art == | ||
[[image:do i look good.png|thumb|left|150px| This is supposed to be a chipmunk mind you.]] | |||
[[image:kligzward3.png|thumb|left|150px| Its so hard to spot the difference! And yes, that is Star Wars on the left...]] | |||
If you can even call it art. You've seen this on Deviantart a lot. Shit art thats made in the span of 10 minutes on MS Paint, then uploaded for his equally retarded friends to praise it, completely blind to the fact that he is a talentless faggot who most likely had a rock hard boner while creating these eye sores. | |||
His art consists of the following. | |||
-'''His shitty fursona.''' | -'''His shitty fursona.''' | ||
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-'''Combining both Star Wars and DBZ.''' | -'''Combining both Star Wars and DBZ.''' | ||
Besides these abominations, hes also known to draw his friends and love interests in fat fetish art. '''Without their consent.''' While a number of his retarded friends enjoy these, hes pissed off even more people with his perverted actions, as was in their right for being completely creeped out by this retard. Normally these people would calmly tell him to stop and take it down, but god forbid does a faggot learn his lesson? He'll keep quiet about it for oh say 1 day, then upload yet another image of the same nature. And does he ever understand why people get upset with him? Fuck no! Instead he plays the fucking victim card to the point hes worse than Chris-Chan | |||
Besides these abominations, hes also known to draw his friends and love interests in fat fetish art. '''Without their consent.''' While a number of his retarded friends enjoy these, hes pissed off even more people with his perverted actions, as was in their right for being completely creeped out by this retard. Normally these people would calmly tell him to stop and take it down, but god forbid does a faggot learn his lesson? He'll keep quiet about it for oh say 1 day, then upload yet another image of the same nature. And does he ever understand why people get upset with him? Fuck no! Instead he plays the fucking victim card to the point hes worse than Chris-Chan. | |||
He also does the unthinkable, and combines Star Wars, with Dragonball Z, and not in a good way mind you. Be warned, going to his account and looking at these images may give you autism. | |||
Along with the shitty Star Wars/ DBZ, he makes completely retarded "Original" characters that are stupidly overpowered, make no sense. And this is a person that wants to be a '''Film Director''' mind you. | |||
A common trait to any of his shit uploaded, no matter what the situation, it will always. '''ALWAYS''' involve a creepy ass shot of either a chipmunk, or some girl. Dont believe me? Go to his DA.[http://kligzward.deviantart.com/] | |||
Revision as of 00:19, 23 July 2013
Ladies and gentlemen, chipmunk lovers and fart enthusiasts.
Behold, another mistake of god that has plauged Deviantart. Kligzward
A lot can be said by this waste of a pile of overdeveloped cumshot. But to summarize,
-He LOVES Alvin and the Chipmunks shit.
-Draws very shitty inflation, fart, fat fetish art on paint with his fursona.
-Creepy beyond fuck.
-And to top it all of, a complete fucking retard.
You'll most likely see him drawing terrible MS Paint submissions, making shitty Yu-Gi-Oh cards, spamming other users pages that they shouldn't be cursing, or bitching constantly that he has no one to talk to. Probably because he gives off serial killer vibes.
Art
If you can even call it art. You've seen this on Deviantart a lot. Shit art thats made in the span of 10 minutes on MS Paint, then uploaded for his equally retarded friends to praise it, completely blind to the fact that he is a talentless faggot who most likely had a rock hard boner while creating these eye sores.
His art consists of the following.
-His shitty fursona.
-Fat chicks drawn terribly.
-Shitty DBZ characters.
-Shitty Star Wars pictures.
-Combining both Star Wars and DBZ.
Besides these abominations, hes also known to draw his friends and love interests in fat fetish art. Without their consent. While a number of his retarded friends enjoy these, hes pissed off even more people with his perverted actions, as was in their right for being completely creeped out by this retard. Normally these people would calmly tell him to stop and take it down, but god forbid does a faggot learn his lesson? He'll keep quiet about it for oh say 1 day, then upload yet another image of the same nature. And does he ever understand why people get upset with him? Fuck no! Instead he plays the fucking victim card to the point hes worse than Chris-Chan.
He also does the unthinkable, and combines Star Wars, with Dragonball Z, and not in a good way mind you. Be warned, going to his account and looking at these images may give you autism.
Along with the shitty Star Wars/ DBZ, he makes completely retarded "Original" characters that are stupidly overpowered, make no sense. And this is a person that wants to be a Film Director mind you.
A common trait to any of his shit uploaded, no matter what the situation, it will always. ALWAYS involve a creepy ass shot of either a chipmunk, or some girl. Dont believe me? Go to his DA.[1]