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imported>Cobaltcat Sort of draft, will work more on it, when I have calmed down over the fucking stupidity presented by the feminists. I mean, I like to be biased, but not too much. |
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'''Bryan Goldberg''' is one of the heroes behind the widely successful bleacherreport.com, occupying a place among the top 500 most popular websites in the world. Which is incredible since it isn't even porn. No, it is just boring-ass sports. With the option for you to write, similarly to ED, except you can't write about the sport that is analplay. So this successful gentleman | '''Bryan Goldberg''' is one of the heroes behind the widely successful bleacherreport.com, occupying a place among the top 500 most popular websites in the world. Which is incredible since it isn't even porn. No, it is just boring-ass sports. With the option for you to write, similarly to ED, except you can't write about the sport that is analplay. So this successful gentleman went to investors with a new business proposal, instead of e-begging for it on Kickstarter. <br /> | ||
The proposal was that women are individuals, with jobs, who have the ability to read about law while reading about make-up afterwards. And would like a website to reflect this. This is of course wrong, as women have no skills besides fellatio and cooking. And the feminists wisely showed this to Goldberg, as they went on in full force against this new idea, that actually agrees with them. Goldberg the hero, then correctly pointed out: | The proposal was that women are individuals, with jobs, who have the ability to read about law while reading about make-up afterwards. And would like a website to reflect this. This is of course wrong, as women have no skills besides fellatio and cooking. And the feminists wisely showed this to Goldberg, as they went on in full force against this new idea, that actually agrees with them. Goldberg the hero, then correctly pointed out: | ||
{{tinyquote|During the last decade, many popular new media properties have launched, most aiming to attract men, like Politico, Bleacher Report, TechCrunch, Business Insider, Mashable, Grantland, TheVerge, Break, College Humor, IGN, Thrillist, and Gawker.|Bryan Goldberg|http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/13/ive-raised-6-5-million-to-build-and-grow-my-new-company-bustle-com/|color=silver|size="350%"}} | {{tinyquote|During the last decade, many popular new media properties have launched, most aiming to attract men, like Politico, Bleacher Report, TechCrunch, Business Insider, Mashable, Grantland, TheVerge, Break, College Humor, IGN, Thrillist, and Gawker.|Bryan Goldberg|http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/13/ive-raised-6-5-million-to-build-and-grow-my-new-company-bustle-com/|color=silver|size="350%"}} | ||
While we of course would prefer men writing about women, so they could show their | While we of course would prefer men writing about women, so they could show their saggy tits, Bryan thinks that the articles should be written by women. WHAT A FUCKING SEXIST ASSHOLE, AMIRITE? <br /> | ||
{{tinyquote|We’re different, because we recognize how many diverse interests are shared amongst the next generation of women|Bryan Goldberg|http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/13/ive-raised-6-5-million-to-build-and-grow-my-new-company-bustle-com/|color=silver|size="350%"}} | {{tinyquote|We’re different, because we recognize how many diverse interests are shared amongst the next generation of women|Bryan Goldberg|http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/13/ive-raised-6-5-million-to-build-and-grow-my-new-company-bustle-com/|color=silver|size="350%"}} | ||
{{tinyquote|Most of our writers have degrees from schools that you and I could not get into. They are smart, and they write about their favorite topics. It’s as simple as that.|Bryan Goldberg|http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/13/ive-raised-6-5-million-to-build-and-grow-my-new-company-bustle-com/|color=silver|size="350%"}} | {{tinyquote|Most of our writers have degrees from schools that you and I could not get into. They are smart, and they write about their favorite topics. It’s as simple as that.|Bryan Goldberg|http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/13/ive-raised-6-5-million-to-build-and-grow-my-new-company-bustle-com/|color=silver|size="350%"}} | ||
So the feminists are just mad that A MAN is behind creating a great idea, because they are too stupid to do it themselves. | So the feminists are just mad that A MAN is behind creating a great idea, because they are too stupid to do it themselves. | ||
Revision as of 09:55, 15 August 2013
Bryan Goldberg is one of the heroes behind the widely successful bleacherreport.com, occupying a place among the top 500 most popular websites in the world. Which is incredible since it isn't even porn. No, it is just boring-ass sports. With the option for you to write, similarly to ED, except you can't write about the sport that is analplay. So this successful gentleman went to investors with a new business proposal, instead of e-begging for it on Kickstarter.
The proposal was that women are individuals, with jobs, who have the ability to read about law while reading about make-up afterwards. And would like a website to reflect this. This is of course wrong, as women have no skills besides fellatio and cooking. And the feminists wisely showed this to Goldberg, as they went on in full force against this new idea, that actually agrees with them. Goldberg the hero, then correctly pointed out:
While we of course would prefer men writing about women, so they could show their saggy tits, Bryan thinks that the articles should be written by women. WHAT A FUCKING SEXIST ASSHOLE, AMIRITE?
So the feminists are just mad that A MAN is behind creating a great idea, because they are too stupid to do it themselves.