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imported>Cobaltcat moved User:Atomicnumber27/bustle to Bustle.com: So that some of the funnier people will write on this shit, as it holds the potential of many lulz, as everybody on the internets hates this guy |
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[[File:Bryan Goldberg.jpg|thumb|I created a successful site about sports, YOU MAD BRO?]] | [[File:Bryan Goldberg.jpg|thumb|I created a successful site about sports, YOU MAD BRO?]] | ||
'''Bryan Goldberg''' is one of the heroes behind the widely successful bleacherreport.com, occupying a place among the top 500 most popular websites in the world. Which is incredible since it isn't even porn. No, it is just boring-ass sports. With the option for you to write, similarly to ED, except you can't write about the sport that is analplay. So this successful jock went to investors with a new business proposal, instead of e-begging for it on Kickstarter. | |||
'''Bryan Goldberg''' is one of the heroes behind the widely successful bleacherreport.com, occupying a place among the top 500 most popular websites in the world. Which is incredible since it isn't even porn. No, it is just boring-ass sports. With the option for you to write, similarly to ED, except you can't write about the sport that is analplay. So this successful jock went to investors with a new business proposal, instead of e-begging for it on Kickstarter. | |||
==The idea== | |||
The proposal was that women are individuals, with jobs, who have the ability to read about law while reading about make-up afterwards. And would like a website to reflect this. This is of course wrong, as women have no skills besides fellatio and cooking. And the feminists wisely showed this to Goldberg, as they went on in full force against this new idea, that actually agrees with them. Goldberg then used the anti-feminist tactic called "using facts": | The proposal was that women are individuals, with jobs, who have the ability to read about law while reading about make-up afterwards. And would like a website to reflect this. This is of course wrong, as women have no skills besides fellatio and cooking. And the feminists wisely showed this to Goldberg, as they went on in full force against this new idea, that actually agrees with them. Goldberg then used the anti-feminist tactic called "using facts": | ||
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While we at ED of course would prefer men writing about women, so they could show their saggy tits, instead of shitty make-up tips. Bryan thinks that the articles should be written by women. WHAT A FUCKING SEXIST ASSHOLE, AMIRITE? | {{quote|During the last decade, many popular new media properties have launched, most aiming to attract men, like Politico, Bleacher Report, TechCrunch, Business Insider, Mashable, Grantland, TheVerge, Break, College Humor, IGN, Thrillist, and Gawker.|Bryan Goldberg[http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/13/ive-raised-6-5-million-to-build-and-grow-my-new-company-bustle-com/]}} | ||
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While we at ED of course would prefer men writing about women, so they could show their saggy tits, instead of shitty make-up tips. Bryan thinks that the articles should be written by women. WHAT A FUCKING SEXIST ASSHOLE, AMIRITE? | |||
So the feminists are just mad that A MAN is behind creating a great idea, because they are too stupid to do it themselves. | |||
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|We’re different, because we recognize how many diverse interests are shared amongst the next generation of women|Bryan Goldberg[http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/13/ive-raised-6-5-million-to-build-and-grow-my-new-company-bustle-com/] | |||
|Most of our writers have degrees from schools that you and I could not get into. They are smart, and they write about their favorite topics. It’s as simple as that.|Bryan Goldberg[http://pandodaily.com/2013/08/13/ive-raised-6-5-million-to-build-and-grow-my-new-company-bustle-com/] | |||
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So the feminists are just mad that A MAN is behind creating a great idea, because they are too stupid to do it themselves. | |||
==Opponents of the idea== | ==Opponents of the idea== | ||
===Sam Biddle=== | ===Sam Biddle=== | ||
[[File:Sam Biddle.jpg|thumb|right|His opinion of you]]One of the opponents of the idea, is the hipsterfaggot and certified asshole '''Sam Biddle''', who likes to instragram pictures of his [http://web.stagram.com/p/504507588075112329_1578376 small dick.] Sam is in fact so hated that he has his own Facebook group dedicated to get him from writing hipster articles at Gizmodo. | [[File:Sam Biddle.jpg|thumb|right|His opinion of you]] | ||
One of the opponents of the idea, is the hipsterfaggot and certified asshole '''Sam Biddle''', who likes to instragram pictures of his [http://web.stagram.com/p/504507588075112329_1578376 small dick.] Sam is in fact so hated that he has his own Facebook group dedicated to get him from writing hipster articles at Gizmodo. | |||
===Amanda Hess=== | ===Amanda Hess=== | ||
[[File:Amanda Hess.jpg|thumb|left|I like to write about sex, because I look like a boy]]Another opponent is off the slate staff, this one being a tomboy named '''Amanda Hess''', who likes to write about sex, Hollywood gossip, teenagers and technology, who got her panties upset, when Goldberg didn't ask her to [[fellatio|write for him]]. | [[File:Amanda Hess.jpg|thumb|left|I like to write about sex, because I look like a boy]] | ||
Another opponent is off the slate staff, this one being a tomboy named '''Amanda Hess''', who likes to write about sex, Hollywood gossip, teenagers and technology, who got her panties upset, when Goldberg didn't ask her to [[fellatio|write for him]]. | |||
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==External links== | ==External links== | ||
[http://valleywag.gawker.com/who-gave-this-asshole-6-5-million-to-launch-a-bro-tast-1134693292 Yep, calling him an asshole is sure great journalism, fuckface]<br /> | *{{fbid|150626535038964|Get-Sam-Biddle-Off-Gizmodo}} | ||
[http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/08/14/bleacher_report_s_bustle_bryan_goldberg_s_new_website_for_women.html Granted he never said it was the website for women, but why let facts stop you writing for Slate?] | *[http://valleywag.gawker.com/who-gave-this-asshole-6-5-million-to-launch-a-bro-tast-1134693292 Yep, calling him an asshole is sure great journalism, fuckface]<br /> | ||
*[http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2013/08/14/bleacher_report_s_bustle_bryan_goldberg_s_new_website_for_women.html Granted he never said it was the website for women, but why let facts stop you writing for Slate?] | |||
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Bryan Goldberg is one of the heroes behind the widely successful bleacherreport.com, occupying a place among the top 500 most popular websites in the world. Which is incredible since it isn't even porn. No, it is just boring-ass sports. With the option for you to write, similarly to ED, except you can't write about the sport that is analplay. So this successful jock went to investors with a new business proposal, instead of e-begging for it on Kickstarter.
The idea
The proposal was that women are individuals, with jobs, who have the ability to read about law while reading about make-up afterwards. And would like a website to reflect this. This is of course wrong, as women have no skills besides fellatio and cooking. And the feminists wisely showed this to Goldberg, as they went on in full force against this new idea, that actually agrees with them. Goldberg then used the anti-feminist tactic called "using facts":
—Bryan Goldberg[1] | ||
While we at ED of course would prefer men writing about women, so they could show their saggy tits, instead of shitty make-up tips. Bryan thinks that the articles should be written by women. WHAT A FUCKING SEXIST ASSHOLE, AMIRITE?
—Bryan Goldberg[2] | ||
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So the feminists are just mad that A MAN is behind creating a great idea, because they are too stupid to do it themselves.
Opponents of the idea
Sam Biddle
One of the opponents of the idea, is the hipsterfaggot and certified asshole Sam Biddle, who likes to instragram pictures of his small dick. Sam is in fact so hated that he has his own Facebook group dedicated to get him from writing hipster articles at Gizmodo.
Amanda Hess
Another opponent is off the slate staff, this one being a tomboy named Amanda Hess, who likes to write about sex, Hollywood gossip, teenagers and technology, who got her panties upset, when Goldberg didn't ask her to write for him.
