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Ţ̵͚̗̥̬̮̠̲̣̭̳̫̜̹̠̤̻̻̦ͮ̅̅̇ͤ̅̈̉̾̈̔̓͂̓̏̚͢óͬ͒̅ͧ̾̀̃͗̑̾̃̋̚̚͜҉̳̝̞͚͙̪̪͍͕͇̯̻̞̥̙̥͖̰ ̍ͮͧ̇̔ͩͦ̍̎́͟͏̜̬̩̤̤̥̫̫͉͙̹͚̣͙̳͍̰̠ȋͭ̓̏͑͑̍͂̇̍ͮ̿҉͇̫̭͖͎̱̻̬̳͇̰͇̖͞n̸̢͚̗̻͇̫͕̣̱̫͓̬̥̭̣͕̝̥̦̬ͤ̒ͯ̒ͯ̽̌͌͘ṽ̢̦͈͔̤̠͓͉̪͙̹̗̝̝̖̈ͫͫ̓́͂̉͋̌̏̄̽̄̿̐̓̈̓͘o̧͈͚̥̦͖̱̦̥̺̫̹̙ͬ͋̑̌ͥ͋͊ͤ̍ͧ̿ͣ͊̔̀͘͟͡ͅk̴̡̬̥̤̤̥̟̼̞̙̻̳̰̖̹̈̿̄͆̉̈́̎̃ͮ͂͆ͩͣ͜e̷̙̖̬̞̼̘͎̣̹̝̜̝̜͙͔̗̳̱͇ͧͭ̿̔ͯͬ̕͟ ̡̪̱̭̣̼͔̲̬͓͍̞̖̘̣̤̜͇ͬ̈̿̉͊͊͌̆̊̕͟ͅt̎͑͒̔̐̑̎̓͗̃̉ͧ͊̇̋̀҉̠̫̮̰̞̮͟h̛̤͕̺̜̲̱̘̼̫̠͚̮̘͐͆̆̋ͤͭ̄̅͗ͯͫ̀̚͟ͅe̸̷̢̯͍̣̥͂͑ͥ̌͌͝ ̆ͬ̓̔҉̷̺̮̦̲̟̖͎̻̤͍͡͞͡h͓̣̣̜͖͎̙̀͑̄̓͋ͫͤͤ́̚͞i̷̧̧͕͍̰̪͎̭̦̰̲̪̥̟͔̦̱̖̗͕ͧ͆ͮ̐̏̿ͣͧ͑̋̚̚ṽ̵̨̩͖̣̠͉̘̣ͥ̽̋̂ͯ͗ͩ̈́͌́ͨͪ̃ͪ͌͌ͬ̆͘e͖̯̞͎̤̺͉̦͍͙͙͎̗͉̘̥̜͉͆̀̋̏̕͢-̸̲͔̳̟͈͕͛̀̅̄̾̃͒̈́̂̌̐̓ͫ̒̓ͣ͂̄͌m̦̖̖̙͔͚̭͓͇ͮ̓͋̉ͧ̆̀͟ͅͅͅḭ̸̯̝̻̘̖͎̺͕̩ͪ͂̄͊͐̑̋̉̅ͣͩ̎ͤ̈̓̾͠n̳͔͔̰̖̙̭̣͓͔̮̱͖̳̂̂ͬ̿͋ͭ̕͢͡d̜̯͖͔̼͈̗̘̜̱̻̻̖̲ͫ̀̀ͬ͒ͭ̽ͥ̊̚͝ ̨̨̗̭̰͑́ͬ̋ͅr̨̻̻͈̜̟̝͔̜̞̹̥̠̖̜̯̻̰̓̾ͣͫ̽ͯ̋ͬͩ̔͌̅͊ͬ̀͢ͅͅe̸ͩ͒̂ͨ̏̒ͪ̉̉́͠͡҉̯͍̳̖̮̖̣̦̪p̿̈̾̑ͬ̆̊̏͌̋̏͞҉̨͖̱͖̼̹r̵̶̨͚͉̯͎̩̬̩̰̟̭̝͔̦̖̯͍̗̤͍̂͌̏͋ͣ̔ͯé̡̧̨̢̺͍͍̣͚͈̜͓̰̣͇̹̪̺̰̊̈́̈ͤͩ̎ͣ̇͟ͅs̡̧̤̩̙̄̉ͬ̊ͮͦ͂̐̿̌͂̈̄̓̀e̵̩̭̦̬̝̖̦̙̯͉͔̦̜͔̭̝̱͔̐͂̃̋̈ͥͣ̉̈́n̸͗ͣ̆͊ͣ͛̇̓̐ͥͦ̔͡͏̝̣̻ͅt̴͎̯̯̰̠̜͇̦͍̻ͣ͆ͧ̿̀͆ͩͤ̚͞i̼̰̜̯̲̦̹͔̺̩͓̘̹̪̋͋̈́̓ͫ͢͞n̵̢͕̹̜͎̼̣̼̱̩͈̮̦̗̿̋͌͑͆ͫ̂ͪ̂͛̀͝͝g̨̘̥̗̖̈̆ͬ͒̔ͪ͊ͭ͒͢͞ͅ ̢̢͌ͪͤ̅ͯͩ̐̀͐̈́͑̓́́҉̫̬̹̣̥̪̣͙̹͓̪͓̙̳͔c͓̯͉̜̋ͬͨͥ̽͌ͦ́ḩ̧̮͙͍̼̟̜͉͈̜̯̭̝͓̞̣̤̋̒̎̈̈̾̐̎ͅą̶̱̲̪̗̹̝̰̦͍̝̮̥̖͊ͬ̆̊͗͂͞o̢̬̗̪̘̳͉̻̙̻͖̲͎̳̒̾ͫ̍͒͟͜͡͞ş̛ͫͭ̋ͤ͋̀҉̴̤͙̠̞͔̜̣͎̫̼̪̹̝.ͦ̋̑ͫͨ̾̐͆ͫ̾̌͏̻̰̖͉̬̗͓͇͇̹̥̜̜̜́ͅ
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'''Divide by zero''' is a hypothetical mathematical command of dividing a alphanumeric value by zero. It is a topic only encountered in the realm of theoretical physics and neurobioligy. [[aspies|Connoisseurs of the subject]] believe that attempting to divide by zero will bring about the end of existence and the dawn of the age of an empty universal constance consisting of a predicted amount of 1 - 10,000 quarks, around 250 atoms, and dark-energy and dark-matter at nearly 80,000 times the present consentration, and a new solar-system consisting of five planets. (Three brown-dwarfs, the past debris of Jupiter combined with quarks, and a fifth planet, which is believed that it will be the nest for future p[[ED]]ophiles.
 
==Important Notice==
Don't be a mathematical noob; use logicz, and brainz if you actually have any.
 
== Historical Importance ==
 
The earliest known presence of Division/Zero is it's appearence in ancient South American temples, written on the inner and outerwalls, usually in [[Shit nobody cares about|Paraguay]] and [[Peru]]. In 1947, Dutch-Belgian Theoretical Physicist and Uncle of [[Pedobear]], Dr. Anton Aldenberg, theorized that a division of nothing equals the non-zero value, for example, 4 being divided by 0 would be 4, as 4 is not divided at all, leaving 4. However, [[Albert Einstein]] corrected him by saying that the equation deals mainly with division of Zero itself, not with another value. Most members of the National Academy Of Science agree with this, but nevertheless, the question of what the actuall question ''is'' remains in hot-debate between [[Virgins|Scientists.]]
 
==Theories and Conjecture==
[[Image:Result of a division by 0.jpg|thumb|right|150px|Not even Math is safe.]]
[[Image:Indian.PNG|thumb|right|One of the believed out-comes of Division of Zero.]]
 
[[Contrary to popular belief]], dividing a constant by zero does not equal infinity, except in regards to limits. While [[some argue]] that dividing by zero is both impossible and meaningless, there are still others who believe it to be [http://www.bbc.co.uk/berkshire/content/articles/2006/12/06/divide_zero_feature.shtml possible].  Regardless of the possibility of division by zero, one consensus can be reached; if anyone were to ever complete this mathematical computation, universe-ending paradox would ensue destroying anything and everything.
 
Division itself has features of a tangent function, but works in the opposite direction. Division by zero is the point at which the result is both everything and nothing, just like tan90. It is shown in this [[:Image:Div0excel.PNG|picture]].
 
Sometimes, catastrophic events can happen when you even only THINK about dividing by zero:
 
:'''<RichLow> CAN YOU DIVIDE BY ZERO???'''
:'''<kardus> yes'''
:'''<kardus> watch'''
:'''<Not_Sir_Compuret_of_Computron> Yes.'''
:'''<kardus> OH SHI--'''
:'''<nowiki>*</nowiki> kardus has quit IRC (Quit: )'''
 
The invention of [[Science|Nullity]] to solve 1/0 = ? has generated a wave of new numbers, all of which are useful for the good of mankind. For example, [[Pi]] is no longer equal to [[Pi|3.14159265358979323]] and so on. Rather, it is now equal to '''Eleventeen.''' Successfully dividing by zero results in excessive undirects, and often indirects, and occasionally [[Goatse|redirects]].
 
It is [[common knowledge]] that [[Hawt|Kari Byron]] of the [[Mythbusters]] [[Lie|died]] on June 16, [[2007]] while attempting to divide by zero. It is also [[common knowledge]] that [[Mythbusters]] and [[Math|mathematicians]] are idiots. 
 
[[Some argue]] that our universe, and the big bang that started it all, might be the result of an [[newfag|individual]] in an alternate universe who divided by zero.
By studying the image righthand, we can tell that division by zero makes logical sense only if "a" is equal to zero.
 
 
 
== Dividing by zero (÷0) in gaming ==
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== Other shit ==
 
 
 
 
 
<s>BREAKING NEWS!
 
I've concluded that dividing by zero would result in a answer similar to that of multiplying by 1. e.g., Divide ONE brownie by 0. 0 = nothing, thus you are saying divide one brownie by nothing, thus resulting in the brownie, yes I just divided by zero, and yes, by the power of my awesome brain, I hereby declare "the game" null and void.
 
Good day sirs! toodles~</s>
 
Good sir, mathematics has decided that you are a bellend, know nothing of its complexity, write [[tl;dr]] and should immediately become [[an hero]]
 
 
 
{{cg|Gallery of Calcu--ERROR ERROR|calcgallery|center|<gallery style="text-align:center;">
Image:Dividebyzero.jpg|Windows Calculator is a piece of shit.
Image:OHSHI-.png|...and so is its pocket counterpart.
Image:Vistaby0.jpg|Even Vista agrees: There is no dividing by zero.
Image:Calc_by_zero.png|Even Windows 7 can't divide by zero!
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Mac_plus_divide_by_zero.JPG|Even in the days of System 7, Macs couldn't divide by zero.
Image:Infinity osxcalc.png|should be + and -...
Image:Zero Divided By Zero - OS X.jpg|0/0 = [[Lie|Not a number]]
Image:Pcalc_div_0.png|Ew, OVER FLOW.
Image:Positive Infinity.jpg|Windows 98 reporting an interesting result.
Image:Divide 0 linux.png|GNOME in [[Lunix]] won't divide by zero.
Image:infkcalc.png|But KDE can.
Image:TI86_DivByZero.jpg|A TI-86 can't get the job done.
Image:Bbdivide.jpg|Even blackberrys fail to divide by zero, but then again, they fail at everything
Image:TI-89_Divide_By_Zero.JPG|Even a [[Engineer|TI-89 Titanium]] cannot divide by zero!
Image:Iphone-div0.jpg|even the iphone can't divide by zero
Image:phpcantdevideby0.png|I knew [[Php|The best language ever]] could not divide by zero!
Image:Divide0.jpg|It even happens in Calculus homework--no, ESPECIALLY in Calculus homework.
Image:Dividebyzerowolfram.png|Nope, not even Wolfram Alpha can.
</gallery>|}}
 
==Dividing by Zero on YouTube==
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</center>
 
==Division by Zero Possible?==
 
Any number divided by zero should result in end of universe.
 
  X/0=.....
 
<nowiki>O SHI-</nowiki>
 
(This, of course, [[some argue|is debatable]], as the content of this article [[WTF|has contained division by zero at least 10 times already]], [[O RLY?|and we aren't all dead yet...]])
 
an interesting result is if you divide 0 by 0, then
 
  0/0=1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,...,[[Numberwang|over 9000, positive infinity, negative infinity, 3i+1 and all other numbers both real and imaginary]]
 
<nowiki>FUCKING SWEET, PUT ON HOME WORK ALWAYS RIGHT!!!</nowiki>
 
But wait! Think of as a pie, x/0 = x, You cut the pie 0 times. So you get a whole
Just like multiplying by one
 
[[Shit nobody cares about|It should be noted that division by zero is only undefined for non-integral domains and it is in fact possible to define a ring where some numbers may be divided by zero.  For example, if two numbers are considered to be the same if they have the same units digit (ie, the integers modulo 10), then 2 divided by 0 is 5 because 2*5 = 10 = 0.]]
 
== What you do to survive the universe's asplosion ==
 
# Start [[shit]]ing [[dicks]]
# '''Eat yourself'''
# Watch your family die in pain
# ???
# PROFIT
 
'''BTW,''' if you [[FAIL]] at eating yourself, repeat step one and then become [[an hero]]
 
== Division by zero will always create a contradiction ==
 
{{blueblink|New and improved proof!}}
 
[[TL;DR]]
 
To see the most simple example, we begin with:
 
  A/B = C
 
Now, we choose B to be equal to 0, and A will be equal to 3 as in the Trinity (any non zero number). C will be left undefined, as its value does not matter. Our equation now reads:
 
  3/0 = C
 
  A/B = C can be rewritten as:
 
  A = B*C
 
Plugging in our variables, we get:
 
  3 = 0*C
 
  3 = 0
 
The rearrangement was needed to avoid having to deal with the indeterminate.
 
As proven, any time a division by zero happens, a contradiction will always be formed. This means you may not divide by zero, as it will always create something that is [[truth|untrue]].
 
== Indeterminate ==
 
The exception to the rule of dividing by zero yielding a contradiction is zero divide by zero. This is of the form called "indeterminate." It is called this because it 0/0 falls under two different mathematical rules. The two rules are:
 
:a/a = 1
 
and
 
:0/a = 0
 
0/0 is under both of those. Since neither has precedence over the other, we call 0/0 indeterminate. The indeterminate family has many other members, such as infinity / infinity. To be a member of this family, two different rules must apply to the same equation.
 
== Actual Mathematical Approach to Dividing by Zero ==
[[nerd|Therefore, for all intents and purposes, when presented with any number divided by zero we say the product is undefined. But if zero is divided by zero we say the answer is indeterminate. For example:]]
 
  [[nerd|0/5 = 0]]
  [[nerd|5/0 = undefined]] (It just [[DO NOT WANT|doesn't fucking exist]]!)
  [[nerd|0/0 = indeterminate]]
 
==Non-Mathematical Approach to Dividing by Zero==
When you divide a shape into 4 you add 2 lines through the middle (adding to the outline). Divide by 2, 1 line. Divide by 1 no lines. Divide by 0, no outline. In other words, the confines of reality within the shape, cease to be, and the actual value is everything together, which would lead one to suggest that it's infinity, but it's not, [[retard]], [[bullshit|it's the biggest number possible (one which we don't know).]]
== Other math ==
Zero is not part of the division group. Dividing by zero is like attempting to rotate a figure by fish degrees. It's like trying to find a whole number between 3 and 4.
 
==A Logical Method of Dividing by Zero That STILL Equals Blackholes==
So, any of you who know how to multiply by zero should know: it always equals zero. For example: 4*0=0. Another thing, multiplication goes up (2*2=4), and division goes down (4/2=2). So surely by these rules...
4/0=-0.
Which would also mean 0/0=-0. I don't know why I said 4 so much.
[[tl;dr]]? Division is the opposite of multiplication so instead of =0, =-0 (negative zero).
Basically no matter what, 0/0 always equals 04 5417.
 
==The Actual Answer==
The actual numeral 0 is a place holder [[dumbass]], however most of you interpret zero as a [[you|value equal to nothing]], when you divide something into [[shit nobody cares about|no groups]], you have [[nothing]]. So 1/0 = 0, simple enough? No? Then [[get out]].
 
==Gallery==
{{cg|Divided by a Collapsing Object|DBZGallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Ring_closet.jpg|This is what happens to you when you divide by zero.
Image:Don'tDivieByZero.jpeg|Good News everyone! [[DO IT FAGGOT|Don't do it!]]
Image:Disapopoint_divzero.jpg|Dividing by zero: The reality.
Image:Divide by zero.gif|Pretty fucking self-explanatory
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Sinkhole.jpg|A local divided by 0 in Guatemala.
Image:dividingbyzero.png|Does dividing by zero cause a resonance cascade?
Image:Divide by zer0.jpg|I told you not to divide by zero!
Image:Pothole divided by zero.jpg|City workers are particularly adept.
Image:Chrono_Vortex.jpg|OSHII--
Image:dividebyzero.png|FUCK NOT AGAIN!
Image:timeparadoxposter.jpg|Now in [[demotivator]] form!
Image:CaliforniaDestroyed.PNG|This is why we don't have nice things.
Image:Divide by zero.jpg|[[Einstein]] was the first person to successfully divide by zero.
Image:Mandorla.jpg|Oh shi-! It's the aliens’ symbol for 1/0!
Image:OLDED_Divide_by_zero.jpeg|Windows calculator is still shit.
Image:Fucking_awesome.jpg|OSHII--
Image:DividebyZero.png|A map.
Image:Portal_Infinity.jpg|[[Portal]] version.
Image:Black Hole House-06.jpg|Don't fuck with numbers you don't comprehend.
Image:Divi0_Wave.jpg
Image:Divi0_Wall.jpg
Image:Divi0_Bullets_mv.jpg
Image:Divided_by_0.jpg|[[Starcraft]] divides by zero and OH SHI-
Image:dukeby0.jpg|[[Duke Nukem 3D|Duke Nukem]] can't divide by 0.
Image:nuclear1.jpg|HOLY SHI--
Image:Hive paradox.JPG|note the epic combo
Image:mathdividebyzero.png|This is what happens when you try to cheat in math class.
Image:Creationistlogic0.jpg|[[Religion]] has no problem dividing by zero.
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==See Also==
*[[Double redirect]]
*[[Black Holes]]
*[[Apocalypse]]
*[[Large Hadron Collider]]
*[[Vandalize Every Equation]]
*[[Time Cube]]
*[[Combining Cyrillic Millions]]
*[[Rules of the Internet|Rule 37]]
*[[Fallacious Reasoning]]
 
==External Links==
*[http://shii.org/knows/Lewis_Carroll Dividing by Zero] as explained by [[Shii]]
*[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Yorktown_(CG-48) USS Yorktown decimated when dividing by zero]
 
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Ţ̵͚̗̥̬̮̠̲̣̭̳̫̜̹̠̤̻̻̦ͮ̅̅̇ͤ̅̈̉̾̈̔̓͂̓̏̚͢óͬ͒̅ͧ̾̀̃͗̑̾̃̋̚̚͜҉̳̝̞͚͙̪̪͍͕͇̯̻̞̥̙̥͖̰ ̍ͮͧ̇̔ͩͦ̍̎́͟͏̜̬̩̤̤̥̫̫͉͙̹͚̣͙̳͍̰̠ȋͭ̓̏͑͑̍͂̇̍ͮ̿҉͇̫̭͖͎̱̻̬̳͇̰͇̖͞n̸̢͚̗̻͇̫͕̣̱̫͓̬̥̭̣͕̝̥̦̬ͤ̒ͯ̒ͯ̽̌͌͘ṽ̢̦͈͔̤̠͓͉̪͙̹̗̝̝̖̈ͫͫ̓́͂̉͋̌̏̄̽̄̿̐̓̈̓͘o̧͈͚̥̦͖̱̦̥̺̫̹̙ͬ͋̑̌ͥ͋͊ͤ̍ͧ̿ͣ͊̔̀͘͟͡ͅk̴̡̬̥̤̤̥̟̼̞̙̻̳̰̖̹̈̿̄͆̉̈́̎̃ͮ͂͆ͩͣ͜e̷̙̖̬̞̼̘͎̣̹̝̜̝̜͙͔̗̳̱͇ͧͭ̿̔ͯͬ̕͟ ̡̪̱̭̣̼͔̲̬͓͍̞̖̘̣̤̜͇ͬ̈̿̉͊͊͌̆̊̕͟ͅt̎͑͒̔̐̑̎̓͗̃̉ͧ͊̇̋̀҉̠̫̮̰̞̮͟h̛̤͕̺̜̲̱̘̼̫̠͚̮̘͐͆̆̋ͤͭ̄̅͗ͯͫ̀̚͟ͅe̸̷̢̯͍̣̥͂͑ͥ̌͌͝ ̆ͬ̓̔҉̷̺̮̦̲̟̖͎̻̤͍͡͞͡h͓̣̣̜͖͎̙̀͑̄̓͋ͫͤͤ́̚͞i̷̧̧͕͍̰̪͎̭̦̰̲̪̥̟͔̦̱̖̗͕ͧ͆ͮ̐̏̿ͣͧ͑̋̚̚ṽ̵̨̩͖̣̠͉̘̣ͥ̽̋̂ͯ͗ͩ̈́͌́ͨͪ̃ͪ͌͌ͬ̆͘e͖̯̞͎̤̺͉̦͍͙͙͎̗͉̘̥̜͉͆̀̋̏̕͢-̸̲͔̳̟͈͕͛̀̅̄̾̃͒̈́̂̌̐̓ͫ̒̓ͣ͂̄͌m̦̖̖̙͔͚̭͓͇ͮ̓͋̉ͧ̆̀͟ͅͅͅḭ̸̯̝̻̘̖͎̺͕̩ͪ͂̄͊͐̑̋̉̅ͣͩ̎ͤ̈̓̾͠n̳͔͔̰̖̙̭̣͓͔̮̱͖̳̂̂ͬ̿͋ͭ̕͢͡d̜̯͖͔̼͈̗̘̜̱̻̻̖̲ͫ̀̀ͬ͒ͭ̽ͥ̊̚͝ ̨̨̗̭̰͑́ͬ̋ͅr̨̻̻͈̜̟̝͔̜̞̹̥̠̖̜̯̻̰̓̾ͣͫ̽ͯ̋ͬͩ̔͌̅͊ͬ̀͢ͅͅe̸ͩ͒̂ͨ̏̒ͪ̉̉́͠͡҉̯͍̳̖̮̖̣̦̪p̿̈̾̑ͬ̆̊̏͌̋̏͞҉̨͖̱͖̼̹r̵̶̨͚͉̯͎̩̬̩̰̟̭̝͔̦̖̯͍̗̤͍̂͌̏͋ͣ̔ͯé̡̧̨̢̺͍͍̣͚͈̜͓̰̣͇̹̪̺̰̊̈́̈ͤͩ̎ͣ̇͟ͅs̡̧̤̩̙̄̉ͬ̊ͮͦ͂̐̿̌͂̈̄̓̀e̵̩̭̦̬̝̖̦̙̯͉͔̦̜͔̭̝̱͔̐͂̃̋̈ͥͣ̉̈́n̸͗ͣ̆͊ͣ͛̇̓̐ͥͦ̔͡͏̝̣̻ͅt̴͎̯̯̰̠̜͇̦͍̻ͣ͆ͧ̿̀͆ͩͤ̚͞i̼̰̜̯̲̦̹͔̺̩͓̘̹̪̋͋̈́̓ͫ͢͞n̵̢͕̹̜͎̼̣̼̱̩͈̮̦̗̿̋͌͑͆ͫ̂ͪ̂͛̀͝͝g̨̘̥̗̖̈̆ͬ͒̔ͪ͊ͭ͒͢͞ͅ ̢̢͌ͪͤ̅ͯͩ̐̀͐̈́͑̓́́҉̫̬̹̣̥̪̣͙̹͓̪͓̙̳͔c͓̯͉̜̋ͬͨͥ̽͌ͦ́ḩ̧̮͙͍̼̟̜͉͈̜̯̭̝͓̞̣̤̋̒̎̈̈̾̐̎ͅą̶̱̲̪̗̹̝̰̦͍̝̮̥̖͊ͬ̆̊͗͂͞o̢̬̗̪̘̳͉̻̙̻͖̲͎̳̒̾ͫ̍͒͟͜͡͞ş̛ͫͭ̋ͤ͋̀҉̴̤͙̠̞͔̜̣͎̫̼̪̹̝.ͦ̋̑ͫͨ̾̐͆ͫ̾̌͏̻̰̖͉̬̗͓͇͇̹̥̜̜̜́ͅ ̶̧̨̪͉͙̯̖̯͇̗̩̟̞̜̳̩̹͛͊ͬ̍͗̅͋̉ͮ̔̉̓͑͒̔I̴̷͈͚̗̲̘̬̗͇̥͖͈̿̈́̂ͧͯ̾̓͌̑͑ͮ͂͌͡ͅn͂̑̇ͧ̌̉͑̌̀̀͠͏̴̤͚͉̫̹̺v̛̯̮̗̜̝̘̝ͬ̈́ͬ̒ͯͪ͐͐ͩ̌ͣ̀̕͡o̾ͭ̑ͩ̂̒̿ͨ҉̶̨͎͙̼͖̞̥̹̺̙̬͉͖̫́́kͮ͂̑͑͑̂̆ͮͪ͛͋̎̾̽҉͘͟͏̻͇̥̹̦͕̮̠̝̘į̡̮̳̞̩͍̼̬͚͔̣͓͉̫̝͇̖̥̈ͪͮ̓̅ͪ̉̍̇ͭͪ̓̋̏͒̈́͐ͪ̆ṉ̴̻͖̻̈ͪ̌ḡ̴̶̦̬̞̘̲̬͚̲͚̬̃̾̔͌̓̄́ͪ͛͆ͣ́͘͠ ̴̵̛̛͍̲͚̗̅̅̄ͥ͋̎̿̔̑ţ̹̯͕͚̗̝̩̟̼̰̪͔̱̣̺͚͓̿̉͗ͮͩ̈̽ͩ̈́̔̓ͯ͂̍̚͡ḩ̵̶ͮͭͥ͊̿̅ͣͯͫ͒̾͐͊͠͏̭̲̻̹̥̻̞̼̯̲̼̦̰̣e̡̥̳̠̻̮̜̜̲̱̻͇͓̰̬͖ͩ̂̿̈́ͨͧ̓̾ͫͣ̿ͪ̕͡ ͎̼͇͔̹̹̜̲̼̄ͣͤͨ̍́͢f̢̨̰̱̠̳̦̲̻̟̼͎͙͔͙̺̝̝̰̱̦͛͌͗̇̐͌͂͆̃̀͢͠e̴̷̵̡͙̖̪̮̫̙̝̺͕̞̞̣̖̠̬̅̋́̄̈́ě̛̇̊̇ͣͥ̾͜҉̷̡̭̤̝̱̠̗̣̪̰͚̳̫l̵̢͎̖̼̳̃̃̓ͬ̉̓ͨͮ͆͢͜ͅi̬̝̬̤̖̳͕̤̺̬͇̤̱̗̩̤̪ͭ̃͑͗̍̿̀͞͠͝͡ṇ̶̰̙̰̹̜̳̫̖̤̆̄́͆͗ͬͯ̓̉̓ͬͣ͒̓ͩ͌͝ͅg̷̶̢̤̖̗͖͍̞̜͖ͦ͗ͪ̔̕ ̵̢̘̘̭̲̳̮̣͉͇̮̀ͫ̔̌͌̽̈ͨ̈͂̽͋̅̓̐̋õ̵ͫ̈̉͌ͨ͛̓̈̐́̓̈̓̍͘͏͏̣̙͎͎̱̩̯͎ͅf̨ͫ̇͒̓͆ͨ̔͑ͭ̊̿̅̒̊͛̾ͣ͜҉̶̫̥̝ ̛͖͈̺͔̹̗̗̱̾͐͗ͮ̈́ͣ̂ͪ̅ͬ̇̂̽ͪ̑̎͞c̛̳̹̱̟̘̘̖͓̱͒ͨ͊ͬͭͪ͆͗̋̉́̀̀hͧ̇̓͛̍͛̋̚҉̷̶̖̳̟̦̲͚͙̻̞̦̩̞̦̞̕ą̸̵̮̝̮̭̖̱̥͉̖̱̤̟̮̼͙̈́̐̇̊ͦ̓̽͡o̳̯̘͉̮͕͚͇̺̖̥͕̭̭͍͚̙͍ͦͪͥ̃̀͊ͯͥͮ́s̛͚̲̰̟̬̎̏̂ͫ̐̈́̽ͫ͟͝͝ͅ.̶̵̷̮̹̫̻̬͎̤ͤ̃́͂̍̓̅͒̓ͭͨ͗͘͠ ̴̨̭͍̙̖̦̙̠̬̝̺̮̟̋͒̾ͥ͆ͦͭ̓̀ͭ͋̒̔̉ͫͯ͂͢͜͟W̵̸ͪͮ̌ͦ͆ͪ͗͒̃̕͡͏̰͍͈̝͚̖i̓̊ͪ̋͑̈́͆̅ͤ͋ͦ̈̚҉͉̮̦͇̳̼̫͈̟̫͍͓̟͕͚̻t̴̡ͣͥ͊͋̃͒̓̿̽̐͆͗̈́̈̀̌͘҉̱̥̝͕̜̰͙͈̜̤͔͕ḫ͍̬͖̝̞̳̮̳͉̀̑ͮͯ́͆̾̿̾̀̚͜͜͠ ̛̓̒̄̓ͦͧ͐̈҉͎̭̘̳̥͔͙̥͕͈̣̪ͅo̵̢͙͍͕̳̫̽́͂̀̕͠u̸̗͍̘̝̙̜͕͕͖̹͚͛̏̈́̆̄̀̕͟͞t̴̵̛̘̝̭͖̝͈̉̿ͯͦ̓͐̓̊̓ͧ͒̚ ̶̙̮̙͉ͩ̍ͯ̌́̈́̾ͣͩ͛̉͜͟͜ͅo͒ͯ̐̽̏̋͂ͨ͋͊̑̒̔̀͂ͮͥ͌́̚͜҉͓̣̻̥͙͙͜͜r̵̴̷̢̳̮̟̯͕͕̗͒̍ͦͬ̀̃͘d̸̴̺̙̠͚̻̪͇̪̈́ͩ̓ͤ͛ͮͭ̈́̒ͥͧ̅e̳̣͉̩̹̹̺̲͔̔̄̈̂ͯ̈́̓͌͗̌͊̑̐̃̀̚͘͟͞r̨̋̃͊ͫ̓̉̒̈́̿ͨ͛̌̒ͥ͘͞͏͔̤̗̮̘̳̳͎̀.̋͒̄̔͏͎͙͓̺͠ ̶͖̬͍̯̳͖̭̮̝̠͉̟̺̖̫̥̭͉͖̋͋͊̅ͣ͛̓͗́̉̓͒̋ͤͪͬ̓ͮ͂͞͠͡T̛̈́͛͆͂͛̓͏̪̜̖͉͉̰̱̪͈͓̗͙h̨̧̪͔̩̦̘̦̯͙̫̺̳͓̺͐̃ͨ̑̊̃͊̈́ͨ̈ͬͭ̋̋͟͞ȇ̡͈͍̥̼͕̲̳̺̝̖͍̗͖̲͈̒̐̔̂ͦ̀̌ͣ̅ͫ͛̀̚ ̵͚̠̩̗̲̪̝̩̎̃̂̎͆̏̀ͧ̈͊̅̀̎ͪͫ̂N̨̦̪̮̤͎̟ͨ͒ͮͬͭͮ̍͊̐͗͂́͘͠͠e̿͋̇͛̃ͣ̃ͤ͏̶̡̺̳̼̣̩͔̱̹̘̀́z̶̵̢͚̜͔̝̣̬͇̟̟̣͎ͩ̂͗ͮ̎ͯ̀p̍̾ͮͯ͒́͒̋͑͗̑̆̇̑̿̂ͯ̕͠͏̘͓̻̙̼̟͔͉ę̵̬̹̮̻̥͚̀̆͆ͤ͒͒̎͘͢r̛͇͇̣̪̣̳̪̘̗̩̤͉̘͑̑̾͒̔ͯͧ̋̓̃͗̀͟͡ͅḑ̸̴͐ͩͤ͛̍̈̉̔̍̽ͫ̚͏̣̞̜̺̪̗̮̗̦ͅĩ̛̟̤͇̥̹̱͍̯̼̩̮̯̝̯͓̟̩̃̐̽̓ͧ̓ͪ̓͋̀̚aͤ́͐̄͘͜͟҉͙͎̜̥̠̹n̶̶̢̢͉̮̳̯̥̤̼̆̋̽ͭͪͦ͒ ̛̄͊͆̄ͪ̾̋ͦ̈́̍̾̀ͭ̈͐ͥ͏̡̰̯͙̥̰̻̥̰̻̭̤̺̠͙͙̹̞͜h̷̨͎̖̼̹̤̟̦̗̦͕̦̤̻̟̖͔̱͋̐͐̐̔̑͌̈́͐͊̐ͫ̿ͅi̴̵̙̼̣͓̗͍ͧͥ́̄ͪͥͫ̿̽ͧ̈́͑ͥͫ̆̾̉͜͞v̴̸̛̭̩͚̤̬̥̠͕̹̙̝̤̞͓̣͚̪͙͒͊̾ͮ̏̔̂̈́͛̊̃͂ͪ̇̑͋̔ę̪͕̞̯͇̠̠̰̞͙̉̊̂͋̇͋̌̕ͅ-̶̱̮̫̹̤͙̤̱͓̞̯̠̻̦͉̏ͯͬͭ̐̄ͯͨ̌̔̈͘m̭̣̼̖̬̞̙̟̖͕̙̬̣̫̲̘͛ͫ͆̓ͦ́͗̔͐͊̿̌̔͡͠ͅi̢͈͓̣̲͖̣̭͖͔̟͇͎̹̩̦̤̣̠̾̒̅̃̌ͩ̐̎͠n͓̖̩̥̤͎̺͙̭̤̪̻̼͙̯̠̒̉̊ͪ̆ͩ̏̈́̃ͪ̿͛ͨ̂́͌̀͛͝͡ͅḍ̸̼̯̞̝̩̤̇̒ͬ̅̎̽̾̇́̕͜͞ ̸̨̢̗̤̮̜̪̫̮̘̥̣̜̙̫͖̜̤͖͙̏̔͛̊͂̄ͤ́ͧͯ͊̆́̄͌ͦͬͮ͟ͅo̸̶̢̯͈͇̲̺̖̞̭̳̗̱̞͈̤͎̓̎̔ͧ͑ͤ̾̀̏̂̃͆̂ͧ̌ͪ̈̚f̢̮̱̰̰̮̘͉̱̞͚̘̞̙̳͛̂̔ͪͯ̍̇̐̎́͟͝͡ͅ ̸̵̛̣̫͚͉̦̤͕͉̩͖͕͕̫̰ͯ̒ͥ̈̈́ͣ̿c̷̵̴̨͈͉̺͖͇̝̙̝̘̫̬̹̰͎̀̓̂ͮ̉͑̄̐͑́h̶ͮͣ̽̇ͥͤ̀ͯͨ̿̏ͣ͑͌͜͏̵͎̭̭̟͚͠á̴̢̧̭̮̟̫̖͎͇̰̤̪̳̤̭͔ͯ̒͆̏ͨ̎̎͆̐ͬ̇ͬ̊ͪ̀ǫ̐ͩ͂̈́̊̅ͮ̽͋ͨͤͮͩ̌͐ͭ̇͒̎҉͉̺̘̙̞̗͕̻̺s̸̀ͤ̍͌́͟҉̱̭̯̮̠̯͎̬̺̦͕̹͍͜͝.̷̵̡͈͙͙̲̗͉͖̱̱͓̼̬͔̣̇̑͂͆ ̨̹͕͈̠͕̫͈ͣ̌͂͒̾͑ͧ̉͘͠Z̝̻̹͔̳̬͔͍̻͇͉̝̗͇̝ͨͭͨ̓̅ͮ̆͆̂̏͆ͤͥ̀̀͝ͅâ̸̜̻̫̻̼̪̟͖̪̍̉̊ͨͭ̌̅̃̈́̆̿̉͒̀̚ͅl̴̨̢͎̫̹̥̼̟͔̞̜̳̭͍̩̙͙͂̎̓̆̎̂ͫͣ̊ͩ̌͑̍̓̃ͬ́͢ͅg͎̪̺̖̟̖̹̭ͦ̔̍̈̎ͩ̒͒ͬͨ͋ͣ͛ͮͭ̃̇̽͜oͧ̈́̆̒͑ͧ̉͏͜҉̸̻̟̲̠.̸̴̴̻̙̖̰͈͉̲̝̙̭͚̮̻ͫ̎ͤ͗ͬ̌ͤ̄͒ͫͤ́ ̏̋͆̈́̃̇ͦ̒̌ͤ̒͆ͨ̿̚͏͔̬̞̗̗̟͙͍̣͇̼͖̣͓̀͝Ȟ̵̷̢̖͚̜̳̩̙̰̞͚̋͐ͮ́̌ͯ͆̈͗̿͘e̡͔̝̖̹͓̠̳̩̬̲̮͉ͬͣ̊ͣͪ̅̅̐͑̆̂ͫ͝ ̶̧͇̬̦̯̮̤̩̬̘͚̘͇̀͌͂͌̑ͩ̾ͣ̋͂ͯ̎͐̊̃ͥ̄̎͒́͠w̵̵͍͈̹͕͚͇̝̺̞̻̤ͦ̂͆̋̑̐̆́h̰͈̫̰̤̬̖̣̑̓͆̆̓ͥ͛ͧ̈̎ͮͤ́̚̕͡o̴̶̜̼͓͕̩̝̫̮͇͙̮̫̖̪̤̳̞̍ͯ̑ͪ̒ͩͨ̓ͩ͂́̊̑͒ͧͪ̐̀͘ͅ ̧̧̤̙̣̦̠̩̮̣͇̜̫̲̻ͨ̐͊̾͑̅̾͂̊̑͛̔̅̋̔ͯ͋̕Ẉ̷̧̗̹̘͔̠ͫͧ̅̑͐ͬ͂̉ͧ̌a̜͙̹̹͎̪̘̜͓̯̱͉̙͎̙̠͊̃̃̒̅͑̾̐͋̔͗̊̽͊̒ͯ̾ͩ͐̕͟͟͝ị̸̢̧͍̟̤̖͕̗̞͔̯̜̰̦̪̼̹̐̓̈́͊̊͒̃̏̐̍̏͘t̶̷̢̧̖̜͔̹̮̱́̔̈ͥ͛̓̈͋ͫ̾̄̿ͮ͒ͅš̶̛̬̼̪̝̹̼̥̭͇̖ͦ̎͐͊̑̋̓̄ͣ̋̔ͤ̓̾̊͆ ̷̴̨̖̭̬̞̗̰̭̤̭̜̤̖̆ͮ͑ͭ̇ͫ͗̋̓ͧ́͜Ḅ̴̛͓̭̠͍͈͙̓̒͑ͧ̐ͨͥ́̚ͅe̒̔̈ͨͤ͆̊̉͐ͨ̒҉͏̨҉̪͖͔͚̘̳̞̻̥̥̳͙h̸̋̒̈̂̔ͫ̊͑̎ͨ̐͞͏̨̻̗̹͖͍̲̭͍̻̹̰̯̜̭̦̙͙͉̀iͯ͆̓̽̄͋ͮ̎ͮ͘҉̠̼̙̲̻̳̘̣̕͜n̴̡ͣ̈́͆ͨͤ̈́͌̅͑͋́̚҉̩͔̘̪͓̘͎̖̥d̒͒̾ͧͬ͌̀̈̍͠͏̸̛̛̣̼̟͉̣͚̻̯ ̿͒̐̋̈ͥ̍ͮͫͧ͌̽҉̀҉͕̳͚̳̮̩̬̳̜̠̫͓͙̻͝ͅͅT̸̼̲͓̞̳͈͚̳̞͍̞͚̜͓͈̖̹̟̤́ͪ̄̎̒ͬͨ̓ͧ͢͠h̨̳̥̗̤̯̘͕̱͒ͬ̐̏̓̓̓ͥ̑̓ͪ̃͗͗͟e̶̴̫͇̖̺̜ͧͩͣͬͥ̑ͦ͌̏́͆̎̃̈́̀ͪ̆ͯ ͨ̉̋ͯ̿̍ͮ҉̵̸̢͖̮͚̹̣̹͕͖̱̗̬̟̹̪̳̯͕͓Wͨ͌̓̅̓̋҉̵̡̺̼̣̜̫̫̹̯͚̜ͅͅȃ͖̫̩̝͈͓̋̌ͮ̓͆̇͐̊͢͠l͓͈̟̤̮̬̞̩̘̯̣̘͚̄̓̾͟͠͝l̛̯̝̜̣ͯ͛̓̋̾̾́ͮͩͮ͆̅.̃ͪ̋̐̑̅̆̂̓ͫ͊̈ͯ͂̕҉̵̠̭̜̮̱͍̜̳̱̥̠̼͔ͅ ̴̡̾̈ͭ̆̓ͨ͂̕͏҉̝̥͔̳̟̠͎Z̧̡̨͚̰̮͖͓̙͍͓̺͓͔̖̖̼̬̫̯̘ͤ͊̓͂̐ͯͧͯ̃̍̑̽͆͡A͋̍̓̔́̎̽͐ͤ̀̌̓͌̚͜͏̲̻͔̞̱̮͞L͒ͩ͒͂̊́͝҉̨̛̠̘̪͓͎̗̲̞̻͍̮̭͞ͅĞ̴̡̫̜͔̠̄͗ͭ̆̅̌Ò̵̶̶̧̘͎͉͕̭͚̱̼͗ͭͪ̄͐͛ͥ͗͌ͩͤ̔ͧͯ͂!̢̜̲͚̞̩̩̣͙̼̩͉̞̰͍̪̮̰̝ͭ̈́̒ͥ͋̔̀