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{{ib|[[File:Aaron alexis smiling.jpg|150px|Did it for the Lulz]]}} | |||
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{{Ibrow|<center>'''Nationality'''</center>|<center>[[American]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png]]</center>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Statistics'''</center>|<center>Killed: 12<br />Injured: 9</center>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|<center>'''Style'''</center>|<center>FPS, Single player</center>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|<center>'''[[An hero]]'''</center>|<center>Yes</center>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|<center>'''AKA'''</center>|<center>Chris Dorner 2: Electric Boogaloo</center>}} | |||
{{Ibrow|<center>'''[[High score|Rank]]'''</center>|<center>---</center>}} | |||
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Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] going through his apartment walls. | Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of [[electric boogaloo|millimeter waves]] going through his apartment walls. | ||
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The [[gun control|leftarded]] media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shotgun and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard. | The [[gun control|leftarded]] media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shotgun and a pistol stolen from an [[noob|incompetent]] security guard. | ||
One day, he received an email from his crew-member, [[Obama]]. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]]. | One day, he received an email from his crew-member, [[Obama]]. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become [[Black Jesus]]. | ||
[[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|Aaron Alexis pwning the Naval yard]] | [[File:Aaron alexis doom.jpg|thumb|Aaron Alexis pwning the Naval yard]] | ||
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Aaron Alexis was a pretty cool guy who who pwned a Naval Yard after having been subjugated to the effects of millimeter waves going through his apartment walls.
As every other nigger, he was born and raised in the hoods. The leftarded media networks were quick to claim he used an AR-15 semi-super-massmurdering-assault-rifle despite the fact he only used a shotgun and a pistol stolen from an incompetent security guard. One day, he received an email from his crew-member, Obama. Titled "URGENT: NIGERIAN PRINCE OVER 90000 IRL MONEY", it enclosed a secret document that showed him how to become Black Jesus.
