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| [[Image:Matthew_Zazueta.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Pic related, the ugly cunt.]]
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| There's an [[Mutts|American]] schizophrenic who does drugs, comes to [[Int|/int/]] every day and spams, sometimes gets banned (more than often not), evades those bans, continues to spam, and the mods refuse to do anything. Most of /brit/ has completely filtered American flags as a result. He also spams a shitty general on [[Mu|/mu/]] called /bleep/ where it's just him talking to himself. They've since made a new general called /electronic/ to get away from him.
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| Law enforcement, ED readers, [[Jailbait|girls under the age of 16]], ladies and gentlemen:
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| '''Matthew Zazueta''' is a 26 year old [[virgin]] pedophile from [[California]] who sleeps 1 hour a day and spends the rest spamming [[Int|/int/]].
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| == History ==
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| One day he found /brit/ and started spamming [[YouTube]] music links. Everyone started filtering the American flag and ignoring him, so every day he mass replies to everyone to get attention, gets banned, then resets his IP.
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| In retaliation, someone from /brit/ started spamming [[kpop]] in /bleep/, then impersonating Matthew, talking about [[incest|fucking his dad]].
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| When kpop started getting spammed in his /bleep/, the spammer false-flagged and said "/bleep/ is now owned by kpop general" so he went to the kpop general and started spamming, calling everyone incels.
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| Then he finally figured out it was someone from /brit/ and lost it.
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| He's also a junkie who does drugs every day, furthering his [[Autism|mental instability]].
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| == Poetry ==
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| [[Image:Matthew_Zazueta_gay.jpg|thumb|right|TL;DR]]
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| |Matthew loves to fuck his dad,
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| When he leaves, he's mighty sad.
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| His dad's cum fills him up with glee,
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| keeps some in a jar with his pee.
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| Boney boney we dem boys,
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| in Matthew's ass go his toys.
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| Horny horny daddy's dick,
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| fucking, sucking, nice and stiff. |Anon
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| == Links ==
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| *[https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/zazueta/filter/text/ Matthew Zazueta on Desuarchive]
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| *[https://soundcloud.com/mrryeets/the-true-story-of-matthew-zazueta-from-capitola-california Someone on /mu/ made this tune about masturbating to his parents 3 years ago]
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| *[https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/157809916/#157811642 Dox]
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| == See Also ==
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| [[Category:People]]
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