Turk Diddler

Toby the dog

Description

Turk Diddler is a British, sociopathic, dog-kicking, nude self-portraiting, agoraphobic, depressive, passive-aggressive, sometimes downright aggressive, melodramatic, long-haired, tall, egotistical, non-working, parent-hating, narcissistic, exhibitionist, male basement-dweller who is a frequent contributor to Fade to Black forums and LiveJournal. Everyone hates him.

Interesting Facts About Turk Diddler

Poor, beaten, half-starved dog.

• His Power Word is James.
• His poor, beaten, half-starved dog's name is Toby.
• Toby's leg was broken on December 10th, 2004 (later modified to "severe ligament damage").
• Turk Diddler denies that he raped a Hippo.
• He is a misogynist.
• Spiraling self-destructive dance into the vortex of existential agony.
• His favorite color is black.
• Turk's favorite words are bah and blah.
• He describes every woman he's ever been involved with as a "slut who messed him around." Apparently they only wanted him for his body.
• He doesn't know when a conversation is over and it's time to shut up.
• He's not worth a reply.
• Other than that, he's not such a bad guy.

Chat (excerpts)

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• 01:42:41 [Turk_Diddler] Do you want to see my erect penis?
• 01:44:50 [Turk_Diddler] Everyone hates me.
• 01:57:23 [Turk_Diddler] Turk_Diddler is Lonely.
• 01:57:58 [Turk_Diddler] I kicked my dog
• 01:59:44 [Turk_Diddler] You're all sluts and over 30
• 02:01:55 [Turk_Diddler] Gosh I'm cynical.
• 02:03:27 [Turk_Diddler] Men are just horrible!

The Wisdom of Turk

• It is wiser to avoid flirtatious 30-something internet whores, particularly when they have boyfriends and/or a husband.
• You know, I really am convinced most people who know me hate me.

Please use this banned to inform others of Toby's plight.

Featured article January 24 2005
Preceded by Camwhore	Turk Diddler	Succeeded by Defamation