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Motor oil is an accidental byproduct in petroleum distillation left over after the oil company makes profitable [[Lube]] for dry [[glory holes]].    It should be changed every leap year, but only by male mechanics as women are [http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii289/bdsweeting/ATT00000.jpg anatomically incapable].  It comes in varieties like 0w20 ([[piss]]) and 45w70 (for [[men]]).  Although it can be run in car engines, it's really meant for  Human consumption.  
Motor oil is an accidental byproduct in petroleum distillation left over after the oil company makes profitable [[Lube]] for dry [[glory holes]].    It lasts four years or [[over 9000]] miles before changing, but only by male mechanics as women are [http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii289/bdsweeting/ATT00000.jpg anatomically incapable].  It comes in varieties like 0w20 ([[piss]]) and 45w70 (for [[men]]).  Although it can be run in car engines, it's really meant for  Human consumption.  


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Motor oil is an accidental byproduct in petroleum distillation left over after the oil company makes profitable Lube for dry glory holes. It lasts four years or over 9000 miles before changing, but only by male mechanics as women are anatomically incapable. It comes in varieties like 0w20 (piss) and 45w70 (for men). Although it can be run in car engines, it's really meant for Human consumption.