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Honest Abe ([[Powerword]]: Caylen Matthew Burroughs) is a [[Something Awful]] forums moderator and a Men's Rights Activist. He's willing to do anything in an attempt to be desired by the ladies at [[Star Trek]] conventions, even if that means making a deal with the devil. What's disturbing is that he is friends with disgraced moderator Aatrek who's past as a [[Sick fuck|baby-sitter]] recently caught up with him.
== SA moderator ==


{{quote|Aaron P. Nadler's punishment won't end when he finishes a 9- to 23-month prison term for molesting a pre-teen Camp Hill girl he was supposed to be baby-sitting.|[http://blog.pennlive.com/patriotnews/2007/07/exbabysitter_sentenced_to_pris.html PennLive.com]|position=relative}}
'''Honest Abe''' ([[Powerword]]: Caylen Matthew Burroughs) is a [[Something Awful]] forums moderator and a Men's Rights Activist.
He's willing to do anything in an attempt to be desired by the ladies at [[Star Trek]] conventions, even if that means making a deal with the devil. In a way he has, he's friends with Aatrek ([[Powerword]]: Aaron Patrick Nadler]]), a moderator who's been [[sick fuck|disgraced]] and for good reason has been [[b&|thrown out of SA forever]].


People Hold Gaylen in high Opinion:
== Astrek ==


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Astrek was a member of SA since 2004 and a moderator for the last 5 years until October 21, 2013. Like Honest Abe, he was an obsessive [[trekkie]] that nobody could stand because he [[Attention Whore|dominated]] every Star Trek related discussion. Should members challenge him, he would attempt to drown them out with his opinion. Anyone who couldn't be beaten into submission would be sat down for a [[Banhammer|reasonable discussion]]. So he's just your average SA moderator, right?
'''I'm holding out for Abe to have a Wilkins-esque meltdown. He's obviously a massively insecure little faggot, showing in the pathetic need he has for GBS to validate his existence.


GBS, for fuck's sake.  
Eventually he pissed off the wrong person that decided to research Astrek. As a teenager, Aatrek took used his job as a babysitter to repeatedly rape an [[Pedophile|8 year old girl]]. That's right, the forums that attacked Reddit for having pedophiles had one in their own ranks. [http://somethingsensitive.com/index.php?topic=1398.0 Aatrek was banned and disgraced from SA in the blink of an eye.]


GBS.
== Guilty by association ==


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For a moment reflect on President Obama, his friend [[Terrorist|Bill Ayers]] and pastor [[Racist|Jeremiah Wright]]. After the fall of his friend Astrek, several have found Honest Abe [[Kangaroo Court|guilty by association]] and are calling for his head.
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It's awesome because for a moment there I was concerned that SA had actually turned a corner and was going to make a comeback but then Abe and friends managed to ruin it within 2 weeks. It just goes to show that any of that "It's Facebooks popularity that did SA in!!!" bullshit (this is no joke what they post in the mod forum ask hondarider) is completely bogus and is 100% the admins who can't let a good thing just happen without making it all about them.


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ive been reading Abe's faggotry all over GBS 2.1 and I'm seriously this close of just burning my account by just going to town on his faggot ass


he might seriously be worse than momza, she's mostly destroying the forums by letting unfunny shit happen, he's actively doing his best to make it all about him and stifle anything that he doesn't find worthy
Caylen Matthew Burroughs is best friends with other convicted child molester something awful mod aatrek
Aatrek (Aaron Patrick Nadler) was a member of SA since 2004 until his ass was permabanned on 21 October 2013 and a moderator the last five years of his SA tenure. He was an obsessive Trekkie that no one could stand because he dominated every Star Trek related discussion whoring for attention and drowning out opinions he didn't like using his mod powers as a club to beat the spergs who refused to see things his way into submission.
But that just sounds like your average SA mod, right?
Thing is, Aatrek told no one HE'S A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE!
That's right, the forum that shit all over Reddit for pedophiles had an actual pedophile on their staff.....FOR FIVE YEARS STRAIGHT!
To be specific, while Aatrek was a teenager, he took advantage of a babysitting job to repeatedly rape an 8 year old girl, and as soon as Lowtax and the SA mods found out about Aatrek's past courtesy of the SASSers at Something Sensitive, they threw his ass out the door.
For all the gory details, dox, and more, check out this thread:


== External links ==
== External links ==

Revision as of 02:35, 22 November 2013

SA moderator

Honest Abe (Powerword: Caylen Matthew Burroughs) is a Something Awful forums moderator and a Men's Rights Activist. He's willing to do anything in an attempt to be desired by the ladies at Star Trek conventions, even if that means making a deal with the devil. In a way he has, he's friends with Aatrek (Powerword: Aaron Patrick Nadler]]), a moderator who's been disgraced and for good reason has been thrown out of SA forever.

Astrek

Astrek was a member of SA since 2004 and a moderator for the last 5 years until October 21, 2013. Like Honest Abe, he was an obsessive trekkie that nobody could stand because he dominated every Star Trek related discussion. Should members challenge him, he would attempt to drown them out with his opinion. Anyone who couldn't be beaten into submission would be sat down for a reasonable discussion. So he's just your average SA moderator, right?

Eventually he pissed off the wrong person that decided to research Astrek. As a teenager, Aatrek took used his job as a babysitter to repeatedly rape an 8 year old girl. That's right, the forums that attacked Reddit for having pedophiles had one in their own ranks. Aatrek was banned and disgraced from SA in the blink of an eye.

Guilty by association

For a moment reflect on President Obama, his friend Bill Ayers and pastor Jeremiah Wright. After the fall of his friend Astrek, several have found Honest Abe guilty by association and are calling for his head.


External links

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