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Revision as of 09:53, 22 November 2013
Melissa "The Lion Killer" Bachman (born July 17, 1984) is a crazy cat murderess from Minnesota who rose to fame for bragging about killing a big cat on Twitter. A self-described hunter of trophies and "Hardcore Huntress," she herself became a trophy on Facebook in November 2013 as people butthurt over her killing spree demanded that her killing activity be stopped.
In her spare time, Melissa kills whatever gets in her way, including reindeer, cats, dogs and probably even humans if she gets a chance, when she is not busy with bragging of said killing in the television show "Deadly Passion."
Melissa Bachman is a half-sister of Erik Ribsskog.
What gets her off?
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Melissa killing bear
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Melissa killing neighbour's kitten
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No christmas this year, Melissa killed Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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No more Lion King, Melissa killed Mufasa
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