Ruby Gloom

	“	I have literally never ever heard of this, and I just googled it because someone told me my facebook pic looks reminded her of "Ruby Gloom." I don't get it and I seriously have no idea why anyone would watch this weird crap.	„

Obvious pedobait

Ruby Gloom is the name of a canceled animu from Canada about a set of elegant gothic lolitas having fabulous adventures in and about their manor in the town of Gloomsville. Made through the wonders of Adobe flash, the show often attempts to convey messages of hope and growing-up to its target audience. Unfortunately, the majority of the fanbase is in fact not innocent children but rather overweight Hot Topic shoppers seeking to reach counter-cultural status by watching a show made for children. Seems familiar? The series is also, rather dismally, subject to a massive amount of rule 34, to the point that a simple Google search of "ruby gloom" will turn up poorly drawn porn on the first page.

Characters

	“	RUBY = LOVE LOOKING ON THE BRIGHTSIDE SKULL BOY = LITTLE UNSURE OFHIS SELF BUT KEEPS FOLLOWING IS PASSIONS MISERY= RANDOM AND ALWAY SAYING FUNNY THING DOM KITTY = HAS A SIXTH SENCE ON EVER THING BOOBOO = A LITTLE ANNOYING LIKE TO SCARE AND PULL PRANK ON PEOPLE FRANK AND LEN = ALL ABOUT PLAYING MUSIC IRIS = LOVE ADVENTURES NO MOUTION IS 2 HIGH OR CREATURE 2 ODD FOR THIS GIRL POE = LOVE POETRY , LITERATURE SCARDEY BAT = EVERYTHING MAKE HIM NERVOUS BUT HE IS REALLY SMALL AND CUTE	„
	—An overzealous fan

• Ruby Gloom - "The happiest girl in the world", the series' protagonist and most flat (not in that sense you pedophile) character. Literally useless as a plot device, she typically serves as the "median-type" whenever conflict arises. She is a Mary Sue loli icon, worshipped by Deviantart weaboos.
• Skullboy - A true display of the creators' creativity, he is a, you guessed it, skeleton-boy. Additionally, he is constantly shipped with every character on the show in the multitude of crappy fanfics produced.
• Iris - Annoying cyclops with some sort of mental retardation.
• Frank and Len - Siamese twins who run a band named "RIP" that is often the source of the show's terrible soundtrack.
• Misery - The gray banshee that represents an old woman and is inexplicably drooled over by the weeaboo fans of the show.

“	Misery of Ruby Gloom is Compssionate & loving, my kind of dark girl	„
—lolwut

“	I know Misery will grow up into a beautiful lady :)	„
—You keep telling yourself that

• Edgar, Allan, and Poe - LOL GET IT?
• Scaredy Bat - Bat of racially insensitive Indian origins.
• Doom Kitty - On every fucking piece of apparel the show has put out despite not having any plot relevance.

Fanbase

ascii art by a known /a/ waifufag.

As with any over-rated television series, a heavy fanbase composed of ronery weebs has dedicated themselves to following of Ruby Gloom, in an extremely similar fashion to that of Invader Zim fans. Characters are shipped, fanfics are written, and above all, faggotry is produced. However, unlike similar fandoms, Ruby Gloom produces a truly unique set of retards who essentially troll themselves with extreme fanboy grammar, in-drama, and overall disagreement about WHO IS THE BEST WAIFU and WHY THIS IS REALLY A GREAT SHOW EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH IT. The series is based on stationary. lolwut?

Select quotes

“	Woah miserys cousin tht has the cobra now gives me nightmares AND I'M ONLEY 11 I'M SCARED	„

“	The people who have cancelled this show should be crucified!!	„
—Dark thoughts

“	I love Malady,she's so cute.The fact that she's so sickly and disease prone makes her adorable. But I feel the same way about Misery.Her clumsiness and bad luck make her adorable. I FEEL SO CONFLICTED	„

See Also

• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Hot Topic
• Wapanese
• 16-year-old girl
• Canada

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