John Bulla

John Steven Bulla is a 59 y.o. diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic who believes he is the only ordained minister of god. He claims to have the "holy priesthood", which allows him to cure major diseases such as AIDS and Cancer, wake beautiful women from the dead, and kill off demon men. However, John is a registered sex offender.

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A picture of John next to 2 very beautiful adult white women

Background

John Bulla was discovered hosting a tinychat room around 2009, where he preached information about his church The Church of Christ with the Elijah Message. He was easily deceived with videos of "very beautiful adult white women" which consisted of porn stars, models, and celebrities such as Britney Spears. He soon moved to (what he calls) "Skype.com", where "beautiful adult white women" would flock to him. He often performed exorcisms of demons possessing ordinary people. During this time he would often show his junk on camera, but stopped later on due to an incident which involved a "demon" calling his mom on him, where she walked in on him during the act. Demons would also often "hack into" the computers of his girlfriends and spread his pictures. Later that year his tinychat was hacked into and obscenity was written into the description, and he became overwhelmed by the amount of demons pretending to be him. At this time, his mother would not let him on the website and he began to refer to the website as "of the devil". However, despite his efforts to stay away from demons, he continuously uses "Skype.com", a website in which he believes to be created and run by demons. He will also spend hours talking to demons VIA his cell phone.

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The picture of John featured on the Florida Sex Offender Registry

Hiatus from the internet
Late 2010- early 2011 harbored a major turn of events for John, as he was strongly concerned about "Judgement Day". He believed that on this day, Jesus was going to come back and invoke in a battle with the Devil. As more demons began to contact him, he felt as though the prediction was beginning and he had to fight side by side with Jesus to protect Earth, otherwise everyone on Earth will become demons. (It has not been stated whether or not this has anything to do with his current ideology; all men are demons, all women should be his and if they are not, they are demons). During this time he began intimate relations with his online girlfriend Stefani, the daughter of Steve Jobs. Since Steve Jobs was very sick and she was going to receive his inheritance, she offered him her fortune to help build an actual church. John created a facebook and started talking to important people such as TV Host Dr. Phil, who also began to offer him money. However, in a turn of events someone messaged John explaining that everything was a lie, in which he did not reply. A couple days later John had not returned to the internet, and wasn't seen until late 2013.

Personal Life

In his younger years, John was called by his middle name "Stephen" or "Steve". John suffered minor abuse and outing by his father, who in later years he claims to have "caused the death of his father by praying to god and wiping the dust off of his feet off at him". John graduated from High School and went on to receive an (obviously very outdated) degree in computers. During so, he has admitted to doing a lot of drugs (specifically hallucinogens such as LSD) which has been thought to have progressed the onset of his schizophrenia. During this time, his brother Art Bulla had introduced him to mormonism, in which he became very fond of and later became an elder. However, he soon discovered The Church of Christ with the Elijah Message and became very close with one of the elders, John. After John passed away, it appears that John Bulla got in a dispute with some of the members and left. He now claims that he is the only ordained minister of The Church of Christ with the Elijah Message. This means he is the only person that can allow marriage, divorce, etc. Only he can baptize you into his "church" (which, currently, has not yet been built and includes no legitimate members).

Later on, John married a woman and had some type of an affair with his step daughter. There have been several different claims made about the incident: 1. His wife was a demon and so was the daughter. Since the wife wanted out of the relationship and was obviously fed up with his claims of holy priesthood, she made the daughter lie. 2. He had an affair with his step daughter, and once his wife found out she lied about the whole thing. 3. It didn't happen at all. However, 3 is clearly incorrect since John is still currently on the registered sex offender list of Florida and lives in a community for sexual predators. He also served 10 years in prison for the incident.

After John went on a hiatus, he moved in with his "very beautiful adult black girlfriend" Cherryelle. Like John, she had just been released from a mental institution and believed in his holy priesthood. However, their relationship was clearly very rocky, as observed by his posts on facebook. His posts shuffled from "I just got done fucking my very beautiful adult black girlfriend" to "me and my very adult black girlfriend have broken up and I am going to the bar to look for another woman" all the way back to "me and my very beautiful adult black girlfriend are back together and just had sex". She apparently smoked weed, stole money from his hands on several occasions, and made several claims that she was a man. When asked to describe the sex, John said that she would "never take off her panties" and would only suck his penis with a condom on. John's mother apparently did not approve of Cherryelle, alongside most of his friends who claimed she was a man. The relationship came to an end when John withdrew $60 from an ATM, only to have Cherryelle pull it out of his hands and put it in her pocket. John moved into the sex offender park, leaving Cherryelle at the apartment by herself, without any money for bills or electricity. He claims "she must have really suffered because it was a very hot summer and she did not have air conditioning". John has not spoken with 'her' since.

Family and Personal Relations

As mentioned earlier, John's father was abusive and did not accept of his "priesthood". John now refers to his own father as a demon.

John seems to have a close relationship with his mother, as he lived with her until his late 50's and allowed her to control his internet and other privileges. She does not accept of his "priesthood" but does not shame it as much as his father. Demons have also gone out of their way to contact the mother and inform her of his internet usage, which she does not approve of.

Art Bulla, John's younger brother (who he refers to as a "crazy fat man with a beard"), as stated before is also very religious, however practices mormonism. He is not as extreme as John, but seems just as desperate for women. However, he is not a sex offender.

John has sparingly talked about "the one who got away", a beautiful woman "maybe the most beautiful woman he has ever met in real life" that he used to have a relationship with. He claims that she is the one that gave him genital herpes and herpes of the mouth. She tried to kill him by stabbing her and he had to call the cops on her. He hasn't talked to her since 1980's and often wonders where she is, but he says that "since he looks and acts younger he deserves younger women, and she is an old lady now" so he wouldn't want to see her anyway.

Notable Demons and Girlfriends

Warner Brothers
Initially John had a major distrust of Warner Brothers because he believed that they had created a movie featuring him, which he had not given permission to. He believed that Bill Waggoner was working with Warner Brothers, and that he was one of the major demons. However, in recent days he has made little mention to Warner Brothers as it seems he has made stronger enemies with different demons, who he believes are calling him directly from the depths of hell.

Voldemort
Voldemort is a modern day demon, and clearly one of John's biggest enemies. He has captured and injured many of John's girlfriends. He dwells from Hogwarts, a realm similar to hell. He has created many things such as Canned Peaches and Marijuanna. John has since given up Canned Peaches (actually, he claims to have given up peaches all together), claiming that he does not want to eat something "made by a demon".

Stefani
John began relations with this girl around late 2009, after finding out one of his previous girlfriends was a demon. Stefani Inafets, formerly known as Lisa Brennens, the daughter of Steve Jobs, has since inherited all of her father's fortune. She offered to share it with John, in hopes of actually building a church and bettering the living situation of John. However, despite her efforts, their relationship went on a turn for the worse as demons kept hacking into her computer and adding themselves to the call. Finally Stefani got sick of the distance and hopped onto what she believed to be a plane going to Florida, however during the flight she noticed that the plane was heading in a different direction (to hogwarts), and out of fear she jumped out of the plane and ended up in the desert of England. She then had her father's company pick her up VIA Jet and take her back to Texas. This was not the first attempt of Voldemort, as he had broken into her house and beaten her many times. During December of 2013, Stefani was diagnosed with brain cancer, in which John healed VIA prayer. The two have since broken up.

Shyloh
Shyloh, a deaf "very beautiful adult white girlfriend", began to contact John. She initially made claims of being 19, and within the second day of talking she began to show herself naked on camera. During this time he became very excited, causing him to cum into a bag and hold up on camera, while he laughed. (Later on he explained that sexual activities make him happy, causing him to laugh). However, after a couple of weeks of extreme sexual tension between the two, Shyloh revealed that she was 13 y.o and John felt as if this was okay (proving that once a pedophile, always a pedophile). However, it appears that he has had second thoughts about Shyloh, and their relationship has become rocky due to accusations of lies and deceit.

Melissa
Most of John's girlfriends despise this girl due to her constant accusations of demonhood. John, for some reason, trusts and listens to this girl. She seems to have fun exposing John's girlfriends, IE; Claimed that Steve Jobs had no daughter named Stefani, where as Stefani changed her name later on in life due to marital problems between her parents. However, she remains "just friends" with John.

Modern Day Spastics

As of late 2013, John's schizophrenia and lust for sexual conduct has increasingly gotten worse. After meeting Shyloh, his inner sex offender has come out. John engages in activity such as playing recording of the playboy channel on his cell phone, as he is walking around the food store. He claims that by doing this, it will scare off the evil, demon men that are flirting with the "very beautiful adult white women". However, he seems to push away all of the women that come to him; accusing them of demonic behavior, sorcery, or witchcraft.

	“	I'm asking God now to make it happen that I never get the swine flu or herpes virus on my penis.	„
	—John S. Bulla - VIA twitter

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Contact Information

His website has become more obscene; featuring many recordings of demons, pictures of him without his shirt on, sexual conversations with his very beautiful adult white girlfriends, etc. You can access his website here

He also makes some very important tweets on his new twitter account: His current twitter However, you can still check out his old tweets on the account that was hacked: His hacked twitter

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 ordainedbyjesus (hacked)
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