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Adam Laird Katswell (Real name: Adam Laird) is a 23 year old manchild living with his mother, Donna Laird, in West Virginia, Jefferson County. Adam is convinced he is the son of a Nickelodeon cartoon character Kitty Katswell and believes to posses the ability to turn into a Super Sayain, Danny phantom and Optimums Prime. Adam should be reported to the authorities if seen within 50 feet of a school, not only because he's a well documented pedophile but because he may try and fuck a school bus. Adams autism knows no bounds, Spider-man, T.U.F.F. Puppy, Transformers, and Power Rangers are a staple in the Larid household and their refrigerator is plastered with cross over fan-fictions.
DeviantArt
Adam's first site, which is practically a breeding ground for manchildren such as himself, where he had harassed several users, an action which has gotten permabanned not once, but twice, since the fat fuck was actually clever enough to change his goddamn IP address. It was eventually revealed in a private Chatango chat, with multiple users present, that Adam then announced that he planned on getting his 6 year old niece pregnant. So not only is Adam a bus fetishist, he's also a pedophile. In response to this startling confession, a troll made a fake Facebook account and posed as a 13 year old female and later, the two cybered as Adam did not give a shit if he was a pedo bear and a fat fucking creep. He then started thinking he could kill people on the internet, using the little known but almighty "Autism Blast," which is actually just a cheap ripoff of the Kamehameha. In his mind he believed that he was slaying all of the trolls and assholes who came after him, when in reality, they were just laughing at his lulzy display of butthurt. He used this to harass several people on the site, and, because the stupid shit never learns, he later gave out his password to one of the people who was trolling him, leading to the faggot getting his account taken over by the trolls. Before long, another troll came along and hacked all of his other accounts he had on DA, which has resulted in both of his permabans. Despite this action by the trolls, the fat fuck has a new account which is here, greenranger23and is shitting out what he calls "literature" on it every damn day. Just to gulp that shit down, he also posted (creepy) pictures of himself with a Dora the Explorer doll on the site.
FurAffintity
Adam came to FurAffintity weeks after his last DA account was hacked, causing several trolls to follow and still fuck with him, leading to the impertinent realization that he could not escape his fate of being a lolcow. He then was hacked by the same person who hacked his DA again, resulting in him creating another account, which would also be his current one: Adam82. He also has only one white knight, named Honeybuun1018 (other wise known as the infamous Omniversegirl, a butthurt diaperfur with no life and a goddamn stalker.)
YouTube
Adam's JewTube is adamlaird22, all he does is post videos of gay toys he's collected since he's such a lonely manchild, as well as videos of random roads and streets and acts like we're suppose to give a fuck. Like FurAffintity and DeviantArt, he has a massive amount of hate on his channel and dislikes being poured all over his shit videos.
- Adams totally non Autistic Power Rangers collction
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Real life
Adam mooches off of his mother at home. As explained before hand, he has posted a video of his room, although it was deleted. Several people have had the (mis)fortune to watch it and they have described the room as very small and somewhat cramped. It is noted that he has a TV and a Wii in his room as well, with all the windows covered up and the TV was the only light being seen. Along with those was also a fan in his room which was heard over the TV and also oddly (or not, since he's a fucking manchild), baby toys, and not just his Dora the Explorer doll which he sleeps with every night. Adam, being the Chris-chan wannabe he is, has also doxed himself. He lives at 139 Bluegrass Lane, Harper's Ferry, 25425, and his mom's phone number is (304) 283-6011.
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External links
adamlaird22
adam82
greenranger23 Deactivated account
adam.laird.790
Lairdadam21Adam
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