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Krimpet is supposedly the one who discovered that Grawp was [[JarlaxleArtemis]] and discovered [[:Image:Grawp's Mommy.jpg|Grawp's mommy]]. And Krimpet is supposedly the one who made jeremyhansen.info, a site full of Grawp's dox, which Grawp's mommy sued and got it taken down. But then again it could've been [[NawlinWiki]] who did all that. | Krimpet is supposedly the one who discovered that Grawp was [[JarlaxleArtemis]] and discovered [[:Image:Grawp's Mommy.jpg|Grawp's mommy]]. And Krimpet is supposedly the one who made jeremyhansen.info, a site full of Grawp's dox, which Grawp's mommy sued and got it taken down. But then again it could've been [[NawlinWiki]] who did all that. | ||
Krimpet has also wormed her way into the [[Bedford]] controversy, by suggesting that Bedford's DYK hook was "[[offensive]]" to female editors. Krimpet was just one of a few "female" editors who experienced [[butthurt]] over something very, very trivial and inoffensive to anyone who isn't a [[batshit crazy]] [[feminazi]]. Although she has often been described as vigilant but quick to make mistakes, she [http:// | Krimpet has also wormed her way into the [[Bedford]] controversy, by suggesting that Bedford's DYK hook was "[[offensive]]" to female editors. Krimpet was just one of a few "female" editors who experienced [[butthurt]] over something very, very trivial and inoffensive to anyone who isn't a [[batshit crazy]] [[feminazi]]. Although she has often been described as vigilant but quick to make mistakes, she [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=19340 rooted out] a recent sockpuppet correctly for once. | ||
Some have suggested that Krimpet was actually a [[sockpuppet]] right from the start. Despite the fact that she only began editing in January 2007, her [[deletionist]] [http:// | Some have suggested that Krimpet was actually a [[sockpuppet]] right from the start. Despite the fact that she only began editing in January 2007, her [[deletionist]] [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=18814&st=20&p=111345&#entry111345 tendencies] and broad knowledge of the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] were clearly apparent in her first edit, as if without warning a "female" doppelganger of [[Sceptre]] had appeared from nowhere on the [[USA|other side of the pond]]. She had her [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Krimpet|RfA]] only a few months later, and totally succeeded. | ||
Krimpet's dox were originally put forward by [[Daniel Brandt]] on his Hivemind page, as noted by [http:// | Krimpet's dox were originally put forward by [[Daniel Brandt]] on his Hivemind page, as noted by [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=18596 the Wikipedia Review] (only visible for members). Since then Krimpet has continued her batshit crazy feminazi antics by [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/August 4|userboxes not allowing]] heterosexual male Wikipedians to state which color of hair they prefer women to have, and the [[Wikipedo]]s all agreed with her, despite the fact that they encourage [[LGBT]] and [[Dickgirl|alternative]] sexual orientation userboxes everywhere because they're more [[politically correct]]. Go on, [[Bedford]], my son, fight that [[feminazi]]. See also a [http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=19766 Wikipedia Review] thread about this and Krimpet's bitching. | ||
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Krimpet is a former Wikipedia admin who is still an active sysop at the Wikimedia Commons. She's a nerdy girl, being an undergraduate in computer science. However, it was recently revealed that she is a male-to-female transsexual, which came as little surprise to most, this being Wikipedia.
Like Sceptre, Krimpet is rather immature, as he believes that insulting the vandals is the best way to tackle Grawp and co., despite this being contrary to what other Wikipedians suggest. This was proven at the Wikimedia Test Wiki, where he renamed Grawp's accounts to suggest Grawp was a loser after he'd revealed Krimpet's dox but was kind enough to spare the most crucial information from being made public. Her pathetic attacks against Grawp fell on deaf ears, however, as Grawp is a freedom fighter rather like V whose idea cannot be destroyed.
Krimpet is supposedly the one who discovered that Grawp was JarlaxleArtemis and discovered Grawp's mommy. And Krimpet is supposedly the one who made jeremyhansen.info, a site full of Grawp's dox, which Grawp's mommy sued and got it taken down. But then again it could've been NawlinWiki who did all that.
Krimpet has also wormed her way into the Bedford controversy, by suggesting that Bedford's DYK hook was "offensive" to female editors. Krimpet was just one of a few "female" editors who experienced butthurt over something very, very trivial and inoffensive to anyone who isn't a batshit crazy feminazi. Although she has often been described as vigilant but quick to make mistakes, she rooted out a recent sockpuppet correctly for once.
Some have suggested that Krimpet was actually a sockpuppet right from the start. Despite the fact that she only began editing in January 2007, her deletionist tendencies and broad knowledge of the Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines were clearly apparent in her first edit, as if without warning a "female" doppelganger of Sceptre had appeared from nowhere on the other side of the pond. She had her RfA only a few months later, and totally succeeded.
Krimpet's dox were originally put forward by Daniel Brandt on his Hivemind page, as noted by the Wikipedia Review (only visible for members). Since then Krimpet has continued her batshit crazy feminazi antics by userboxes not allowing heterosexual male Wikipedians to state which color of hair they prefer women to have, and the Wikipedos all agreed with her, despite the fact that they encourage LGBT and alternative sexual orientation userboxes everywhere because they're more politically correct. Go on, Bedford, my son, fight that feminazi. See also a Wikipedia Review thread about this and Krimpet's bitching.
Quotes
—Krimpet 00:51, 10 December 2008 (CST) |
—Most of Wikipedia |
Unanswered questions
- Does Krimpet still have a penis or did she crimp it?
- Is Krimpet hot or not?
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