Phone number

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I'm afraid she only sounds like she's this hot

As with any sort of RL contact information, phone numbers are powerful tools in the work of spreading drama. Closely related to Power Word, a phone number might also be used in a drama related attack on a person. If you call a girl you like, but she tells you to never call her again you can always make prank calls to her for the rest of your luser life.

Idea! Put Phone numbers here to prank call instead. Here's the first one:

Number of a guy in Canada who thinks some troll on the internet wants to find him:

418-522-6238

Example

Prima: Secunda is a stupid whore.

Secunda: Call 715-555-1234 and ask for Jenny.

Prima: You bitch! That's my number! libel!

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Phone numbers were also the primary means of sex before the internets brought along cybering

Example

Prima: Hey there, hot stuff, looking for a good time?

Secunda: Hurr, yeah. You sound sexy

Prima: Well, just call me at 1-900-FAT-SLUT, so me and my friends can sex you up. I'll just need your credit card, social security number, driver's license number, home address, date of birth, and your mother's maiden name

Secunda: Okay!

See Also

• iPhone
• Android
• King.com