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==Background== | ==Background== | ||
In Summer 2013, someone had the nerve to call a feminist out for being a fat disgusting un-fuckable tub of lard in the form of a quasi-funny "meme" that otherwise would have been non-notable. The whore in question, Kelly Martin Broderick, apparently aware that she is horribly fat and borderline disfigured, decided that instead of exercising or eating a vegetable, her time would be better spent writing to write an article entitled [[ALLCAPS|"MY PICTURE WAS STOLEN AND TURNED INTO A FAT-SHAMING ANTI-FEMINIST MEME ON FACEBOOK"]]. The article can be found here: [http://www.xojane.com/issues/my-picture-was-stolen-and-turned-into-a-fat-shaming-anti-feminist-meme] | In Summer 2013, someone had the nerve to call a feminist out for being a fat disgusting un-fuckable tub of lard in the form of a quasi-funny "meme" that otherwise would have been non-notable. The whore in question, Kelly Martin Broderick, apparently aware that she is horribly fat and borderline disfigured, decided that instead of exercising or eating a vegetable, her time would be better spent writing to write an article entitled [[ALLCAPS|"MY PICTURE WAS STOLEN AND TURNED INTO A FAT-SHAMING ANTI-FEMINIST MEME ON FACEBOOK"]]. The article can be found here: [http://www.xojane.com/issues/my-picture-was-stolen-and-turned-into-a-fat-shaming-anti-feminist-meme] | ||
==The diet== | |||
Having finally realized that she is a complete fatso, she decided to go on a diet, so that she could become <s>attractive</s> not vomit-inducing ugly. In her new found diet, where she is down to 7 jars of nutella a day, one day is also dedicated to her eating fish. We at ED had the opportunity to interview her brother Matthew on her weekly intake of fish. Here is what he had to say: | |||
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==External links== | |||
*{{twitter|artsykelly|Her Twitter}} | |||
*{{linkedin|in/kellybroderick|Her "work"experience}} | |||
*{{fb|kelly.broderick|Her Facebook. Notice the 1800+ photos.}} | |||
Revision as of 06:43, 21 February 2014
Kelly Martin Broderick is a morbidly obese feminist, and "blogger." She is notable for being extremely butthurt about her picture being turned into the following meme:
Background
In Summer 2013, someone had the nerve to call a feminist out for being a fat disgusting un-fuckable tub of lard in the form of a quasi-funny "meme" that otherwise would have been non-notable. The whore in question, Kelly Martin Broderick, apparently aware that she is horribly fat and borderline disfigured, decided that instead of exercising or eating a vegetable, her time would be better spent writing to write an article entitled "MY PICTURE WAS STOLEN AND TURNED INTO A FAT-SHAMING ANTI-FEMINIST MEME ON FACEBOOK". The article can be found here: [1]
The diet
Having finally realized that she is a complete fatso, she decided to go on a diet, so that she could become attractive not vomit-inducing ugly. In her new found diet, where she is down to 7 jars of nutella a day, one day is also dedicated to her eating fish. We at ED had the opportunity to interview her brother Matthew on her weekly intake of fish. Here is what he had to say:
