Cheeyev

	“	I'm the worst user on dA... I'm just a stupid attention seeking butthurt whore...	„
	—Cheeyev himself, showing that of all the things you can call him, 'not self-aware' isn't one of them.

Looking splendid.

Cheeyev is the DeviantArt handle of newly-minted Lol-cow Elijah, a 15-year-old boy from the United States, who became notorious in late 2013 for being the most lulzy attention whore on the site since Chasethehedgehog. When he's not posting five journals a day whining about how much his life sucks, this emo fag is busy stealing others' art. Oh, and he claims to have Asperger's Syndrome; surprise, surprise.

Journals

Sure they do, you post about it multiple times a day!

Bawwwww Bunny is a rank amateur when compared to Cheeyev.

Cheeyev bombards his unsuspecting watchers with whiny rants which are usually previous journals that have been slightly reworded. Between January 1, 2014 and January 23, 2014, he has posted fifty journals, many titled "Vent" or "Semi-Vent". These journals are filled to the brim with self-loathing and crybaby antics, but are mostly an attempt on his part to seek compliments.

Journals include his friend getting hacked, calling out other members for laughing at his art, self-harming habits, sucking at Transformice and getting blocked by everyone.

As of the end of January, Cheeyev has 682 deviations on DeviantArt. Since the counter goes up when journals are posted, and Cheeyev has posted an astounding 439 of them, that means over 64% of all his deviations are journals. Is this guy using DeviantArt to showcase "his" art, or just as a free, online psychiatrist's couch?

Art

Pokemon dedicates a scene to one of its fans: Cheeyev.

Whether it consists of stolen pixel traces or crappy drawings, his artwork never improves. Despite compliments from his fans, his responses are similar to his journals. Some commonly used words or phrases in the description of the drawings are: Godawful, butthurt, *sob*, and haters. His terrible attention seeking methods baffle even the smartest of people. Maybe others are hesitant to call bullshit because of the disorders he claims to have.

“	Alright, so this may get long... so please bear with me. A user by the name of “Cheeyev” has been continually harassing people by sending his ~1077 watchers after several different users (most commonly myself and ladycatgirl) just for disagreeing with him or even for having "god awful art". I have never seen so much drama come from someone as young as 14... He claims to have multiple disorders while his behavior is often contradictory to his claims. He often uses these as a way to garner sympathy or as an excuse for his horrid behavior. He clearly has a massive ego, especially since he keeps saying "I’m so friendly and nice". He constantly begs for fan art and gifts and he’ll block anyone who has "bad art" or anybody who draws ponies (even though he is an admitted brony...). If anyone favorites his art he will call them "Mr(s). Superior" and act all sad about it.. He posts pictures off self harm on occasion and quite frankly it's immoral to expose people to that sort of thing... I have reported him 4 times for his behavior and the Admins refuse to do anything about it... They keep saying that they don't have enough proof of his transgressions and that I should block him. Problem is that I've already blocked him, but I he an army of naive problem starters that keeps coming back to my page in larger and larger numbers. Basically, it would be wise to block anyone on any social media platform that have the usernames "peels9765" or "Cheeyev". It will save you from the stress.	„
—DeviantartConfessions member, on Cheeyev's bullcrap.

Even Cheeyev Hates Cheeyev

While Cheeyev incessantly talks about physically harming himself and threatening suicide, it's the verbal self-deprecating comments in which he excels. Lest you think that he only annoys you and other non-teenagers who read his writings, here is a small (small, because posting them all would take up too much bandwidth for Encyclopedia Dramatica to run properly) sampling of what Cheeyev says about himself.

	“	honestly, I'm only a jelous prick that vents too much.	„
	— Cheeyev

	“	I feel like I need that...	„
	— Cheeyev, in response to a spanking drawing.

	“	Erm, hello. I'm an attention seeker who hates his life...	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	I'm nothing more but a stupid art stealing attention fag that deserves nothing but hate... It's the truth...	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	I'm just a crying butthurt bitch	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	I'm an attenchion seeking butthurt loser, and that is the truth.	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	Nobody likes me and everybody hates me	„
	— Cheeyev.

	“	Somebody should kill me...	„
	— Cheeyev, on a shout on his main user page. Posted on: Fri Jan 17, 2014, 12:33 PM.

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Supporters

As with every attention whore on DeviantArt, Cheeyev has legions of adolescent fanboys at his beck and call, ready to do battle with anyone who besmirches his good name. Currently sitting at 1,204 watchers, this group, sometimes referred to as the 'Boo Hoo Brigade', will crapflood users whom Cheeyev calls out in his journals. No matter how many journals their lord and savior pinches out of his anus, they never seem to catch on that it is he who is the problem.

On YouTube

Cheeyev recently joined JewTube. His first and so-far only video, posted on December 29, 2013, is the usual butthurt we've come to expect from our favorite tranny, just in audio form! Enjoy before it is bawleeted.

Gallery

Gallery About missing Pics

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  Cheeyev's lovely art.
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  Not photoshopped.
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  Cheeyev after his parents got sick of his spam journals.
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  A collage of lulz.

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  Cheeyev's creepy eyes prevent him from knowing how to rotate an image.
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  Cats sometimes scratch.
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  Well, the first step is admitting it.
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  In the same quick flash in time: D.A. and E.D. simultaneously confirm Cheeyev is the Devil.

See also

• Attention whore
• BAWWWWW
• Chasethehedgehog
• DeviantArt
• Loser
• Mintchoco
• Transgender
• Yuethedragon

External links

Cheeyev's page of fail
His YouTube page
Hater
Probably Cheeyev's most hated enemy, despite doing nothing.
Peels9765

• http://cheeyev.deviantart.com/journal/ Cheeyev's journals. Updated daily

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