- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Hugo Jackson: Difference between revisions
imported>ApeRaper No edit summary |
imported>ApeRaper No edit summary |
||
| Line 11: | Line 11: | ||
He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by ICE for not having a green card. This faggot tried to live-stream the attack but forgot that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “attack” was and got booked at the local detention center for 26 months. Also got fined 52k in money he doesn’t have. What an absolute failure. | He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by ICE for not having a green card. This faggot tried to live-stream the attack but forgot that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “attack” was and got booked at the local detention center for 26 months. Also got fined 52k in money he doesn’t have. What an absolute failure. | ||
[[File:Hugojacksonvictim.jpeg|thumb|Poor dude probably thought this faggot broke out of special education.]] | |||
==The retard== | ==The retard== | ||
Revision as of 22:57, 13 June 2022
| |
|---|---|
| Hugo Jackson | |
| Nationality: | Swedish Spic 
|
| High score | 1 injured |
| Top 50? | Fuck no |
| Style | London |
| An Hero? | Not even close. |
In the middle of bumfuck nowhere in Sweden, Hugo Jackson, a 15-year-old autist decided to try to set a new high-score at a local school. Being a 5'6 mexican who took /pol/ memes too seriously, he went to the school and tried to be an hero in the name of le white race, though failed miserably and was only able to stab one teacher.
He didn’t even have the guts to finish him off and was immediately stopped by ICE for not having a green card. This faggot tried to live-stream the attack but forgot that a knife won’t be able to mow down hundreds of people. After getting arrested, he was immediately forgotten because how terrible his “attack” was and got booked at the local detention center for 26 months. Also got fined 52k in money he doesn’t have. What an absolute failure.
The retard
Hugo Jackson is a dirty spic who resides in the “white” nation of Sweden. Being a complete autistic retard, he immediately tried to cope with his existence by pretending that he is white and definitely not Mexican. Hugo made tons of fan art of Brenton Tarrant despite not knowing he would probably kill him if he got the chance to. The fag found home on Discord and joined some FBI-sponsored groups to learn how to save the white race by hating his own people and preparing to be an hero.
Eslöv Spergout
Around 8:00am at some random town in Sweden, Hugo decided that he would save the white race and become an hero. Armed with only a knife and a skull mask, he told his buddies on Discord who definitely aren’t apart of the FBI that he would go postal. Live-streaming his spergout, he walked up to the school and found some teacher and stabbed him. Being a complete pussy, he couldn’t even finish him off and just talked to him about how he is saving the white race. Everyone fled the school and in no time ICE agents came to bring him back to Mexico. Pointing his fake gun at cops to try to scare them away, they fired back and unfortunately missed him. He surrendered like a pussy and didn’t even get one kill before being booked.