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Where [[Fag|men]] take their [[cock|penises]] and stroke. Who ever [[I Came|cums]] first [[Win|wins]], like a pissing contest. No [[Wimmins|women]] are allowed because women can't ejaculate; therefore, they are [[Fail|inferior]] to men. | Where [[Fag|men]] take their [[cock|penises]] and stroke. Who ever [[I Came|cums]] first [[Win|wins]], like a pissing contest. No [[Wimmins|women]] are allowed because [[you are doing it wrong|women can't ejaculate;]] therefore, they are [[Fail|inferior]] to men. | ||
==Circle jerks [[IRL]]== | ==Circle jerks [[IRL]]== | ||
Revision as of 08:45, 7 October 2015
Where men take their penises and stroke. Who ever cums first wins, like a pissing contest. No women are allowed because women can't ejaculate; therefore, they are inferior to men.
Circle jerks IRL
In real life, a circle jerk is a sex act consisting of three or more 13 year old boys masturbating each other in a circle. A staple of Boy Scout Jamborees, and at junior high Dungeons & Dragons sleep-overs, a circle jerk is not gay. Nope, not at all. Seriously, 100% heterosexual, but if you tell anybody at school, I will fucking kill you in the face. If one guy speeds up everyone must. A circle jerk is best done with lube and a gay porno on. A more advanced version has neither lube nor porn. Instead, the participants spooge on something edible, e.g. a danish roll. He who shoots last must eat it.
Circle jerks OTI
Online, a circle jerk is a bizarre internets ritual which involves 13 year old boys or atheists gathering on BBS, AOL, and chat to banter with fervor about their particular fandom. When witnessing a circle jerk an outsider should not provoke the fanboys with dissident views as it is akin to instigating a shark feeding frenzy.
An example of a circle jerk can be seen in the comments section of any Linux articles submitted to Slashdot.
See Also
- The LiveJournal Circle Jerk
- Soggy biscuits
- That Guy With The Glasses
- Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto and all his little aspie friends
- Kagero Studios
- r/circlejerk - Surprisingly, the only sane, acceptable place on reddit
- Asalieri (and his inner circle)
- ED's most notorious circle jerk
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