Kelsey Marie Mercer

You know those crazy cunts who end up on the Maury show? Constantly failing lie detector tests and needing Over 9000 DNA tests to find out who the father is? Well meet Kelsey Mercer, its out prediction here at ED that she will be on the show by 2020 :D

Epic Whoring

From faking pregnancies, to fucking half her school this sperm whale just cant keep its legs shut. Shes legit baby crazy to the point that she took pictures of her only friends kid and put it on instagram claiming it was hers But it would appear the gods of whoring have smiled upon young Kelsey, as she is no preggers for real...but continues to chain smoke and drink and cut...so kid will probably come out as the next Tsmifuckis

It also manages to be Juggolo and scene at the same fucking time! HOW GREAT IS THAT?

Account from former best friend

Always says she been raped or molested. Fakes pregnancy Getts pictures of ultrasound if fb Cutts for attention Says she will kill herself if u break up with her She has bad b.o. She is lazy She uses ppl She eats eats & eats Drinks energy drinks while being pregnant Chain smokes cigs an is prego Attention whore Fakes miscarriages She has multiple facebooks Her mother was a severe drug addict She said her biological dad os the head singer in metallica

External links

• https://www.facebook.com/kelseymariemercer (Its main facebook)
• https://www.facebook.com/TheGreatWhiteZombie (So many accounts)
• https://www.facebook.com/Juggalette4Lyfe (Another picture of a kid thats not even hers she stole)
• https://www.facebook.com/SpideyChick143 (Notice large drink cup in profile pic)