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| [[Image:Meg.jpg|thumb|A crystal ball. Since balls are touching her hands, it is only [[not gay]] because she is female. She is also 65 years [[old]], too, and has decades of experience in [[hand job|massaging balls]].]]
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| [[Image:Mystic-meg-horoscop 384331a.jpg|thumb|left|Notice how it's not the [[Wikipedia]] globe logo she is holding. This is because a crystal ball is one of the things that '''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WP:ENC WIKIPEDIA IS NOT]''', and is [[serious business]].]]
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| A '''crystal [[ball]]''' is what those who consider themselves to have [[it is a mystery|esoteric]] [[knowledge]] gaze into. They can see for [[at least 100]] years into the future, and can predict things such as [[death]] and when you will get [[rape]]d [[in the ass]]. They can tell you whether you will be rich with lots of [[cash]], or just an [[alcoholic]] [[hobo]] with no prospects and no future.
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| ==Asstrology (F.A.O. all Cunts)==
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| Also known as the science of '''whoreroscopes''', studies the phenomena that a galactic crab that gave your mother cancer on her concaved tits (that’s a dent for you scientifically illiterate black person) can predict with absolute fail that a faggot believer will be able to tell their personality by what month their genetically defect faggot hippies mom and dad had [[sex]].
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| Although the white master race with their superior science cocksider whoreroscopes as pseudoscience, the believers (man [[whores]]) usually dismiss this by claiming:“FUCK YOU, THIS IS SPARTA!” which clearly indicates their fondness to big Mediterranean men with big man bulges wearing skirts and say this is normal.
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| A proponent of [[astrology]], Carl Jung, now absolutely dead (if you don’t who know he is then you are a poor retard who don’t have access to education and clean water, most likely a nigger, a yellow gook, a Muslim, or a woman) claimed that “his soul-image or anima with whom he mistakenly identifies. And I, Mephistopheles, am, Faust’s own shadow” which made prefect [[faggot]] sense and then say butt-rape is normal.
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| ===Bill Nye Pwns Astrology===
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| On his [[pedobear|children's]] show, the Eye of Nye, [[Bill Nye]] clearly explained why astrology is full of shit by pointed out the [[obvious]], that the constellations have moved from their original dates, and thus people are not the zodiac signs they thought they were. This caused massive butthurt and identity crises among astrofags everywhere and they keep flooding this video to this very day.
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| |scientism is the ultimate disease. Out to disregard everything under the guise of non-proof|Abyss Reflector, unaware that "scientism" is what gives him the food, clean water, and shelter that allows him to survive on a day to day basis.
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| |Ah... a shining example of sciences' failures.|James Swanson, an obvious [[fail|failure]]
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| |I AM NOT A LIBRA!!!|Every [[butthurt]] "Scorpio" ever
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| |A fun thing to do when someone asks you your sign is to lie and tell them you're something completely different. Then you get to be entertained as the deluded moron makes a fool of him/herself by lighting up and saying "I KNEW IT!"|chronicprocrastina has the right idea
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| |He's wrong regarding how this information applies to astrology. "Western astrologers don't work with stars or constellations. Their focus is our solar system. They study the patterns of the planets and the moon as they pass through 12 zones defined by the relationship between the Earth and sun. Those zones have the same names as constellations because of a historical quirk, but they are unrelated to the constellations." from: freewillastrologycom|Kari May unintentionally explains why astrology makes no sense
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| |Bill Nye is a Sagittarius. His body type and cranial structure prove this. He has multiple placements in Sagittarius and Mars in Libra which is in detriment, leads to poor musculature.|TheAstrocologist still relying on [[bullshit|phrenology]]|border=#ffffff|background=#ffffff}}</center>
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