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'''BEFORE YOU USE THIS ARTICLE AGAINST BLACKB0ND, DON'T, HE WILL CRY LIKE A BITCH AND THEN BLOCK YOU OR MAKE SOME PATHETIC COMEBACK'''
'''BLACKB0ND''' is an internet half-nigger who spends his [[No life|spare time]] making bait videos for [[YouTube]] jewgolds. What makes him so fascinating is the fact that despite calling himself a [[Nintendo]] fan, he relentlessly makes videos to [[hate]] on the company and trolls anyone who is a fan. Why? To appeal to the [[Sony Defense Force|Sony Ponies]] and [[Retard|Xbots]] too stupid to realise that he doesn't give a shit about his subscribers.


BLACKB0ND is a internet half [[nigger]] who spends his spare time making bait videos for [[youtube]] money. What makes him so fascinating is despite calling himself a [[Nintendo]] fan, he relentlessly makes videos that hate on the company and trolls anyone who is a fan. Why? To appeal to the [[ Sony Defense Force|Sony Ponies]] and [[Retard|Xbots]] who are stupid enough to realise that he doesn't give a shit about his subscribers.
BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose, he tells you why his opinion is always right and claims to 'speak the truth'. His vocabulary would appear to be limited as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown", "social reject", "exposed", "damage control" and "cocksucker", the last being one which he utilises to excess.
 
BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose, he tells you why his opinion is always right and claims to 'speak the truth'. His vocabulary consists of clown, social reject, exposed, damage control and cocksucker (a word in which he uses a lot mind you).


== Facts about BLACKB0ND ==
== Facts about BLACKB0ND ==
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*He once worked at KFC but was fired because of found footage of him whipping his [[Phil Fish| dick]] inside one of the chicken wings.
*He once worked at KFC but was fired because of found footage of him whipping his [[Phil Fish| dick]] inside one of the chicken wings.
*[[lolwut | He blamed the Broncos loss at SuperBowl on Pokemon]]
*[[lolwut | He blamed the Broncos loss at SuperBowl on Pokemon]]
*His favourite game is The Witcher 2
*His favourite game is ''The Witcher 2''
*He lost his front teeth because he sold them so he could pay his rent, so he travelled to [[Canada]] so he could take a Beavers pair instead.
*He works as a primary-school teacher, which is ironic considering his linguistic ability.
*He works as a primary school teacher, which is ironic considering his grammatical ability.
*[[Nigger|Doctre81]], a Nintendo fanboy, is chained to his basement.
*[[Nigger|Doctre81]], a Nintendo fanboy, is chained to his basement.
*He is always right no matter what facts you bring up against him.
*He is always right no matter what [[facts]] you bring up against him.
 
==See also==
*[[James Bond]]
*[[Leave Bond to me]]
 
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Revision as of 21:39, 25 June 2014

BLACKB0ND is an internet half-nigger who spends his spare time making bait videos for YouTube jewgolds. What makes him so fascinating is the fact that despite calling himself a Nintendo fan, he relentlessly makes videos to hate on the company and trolls anyone who is a fan. Why? To appeal to the Sony Ponies and Xbots too stupid to realise that he doesn't give a shit about his subscribers.

BLACKB0ND's videos do have a purpose, he tells you why his opinion is always right and claims to 'speak the truth'. His vocabulary would appear to be limited as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown", "social reject", "exposed", "damage control" and "cocksucker", the last being one which he utilises to excess.

Facts about BLACKB0ND

  • He once worked at KFC but was fired because of found footage of him whipping his dick inside one of the chicken wings.
  • He blamed the Broncos loss at SuperBowl on Pokemon
  • His favourite game is The Witcher 2
  • He works as a primary-school teacher, which is ironic considering his linguistic ability.
  • Doctre81, a Nintendo fanboy, is chained to his basement.
  • He is always right no matter what facts you bring up against him.

See also

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