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One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not [[Caturday]] but this specific [[cat]] was so long it became a [[meme]] and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originating from [[2ch]], it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the [[lulz]], as it has touched the hearts of every [[anonymous|anon]] and [[/b/|/b/tard]] in the internets. All attempts made by [[Subeta|faggots who desire to]] [[Unwarranted self-importance|steal it from anon]] have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the [[Internet Hate Machine]].  
One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not [[Caturday]] but this specific [[cat]] was so long it became a [[meme]] and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originating from [[2ch]], it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the [[lulz]], as it has touched the hearts of every [[anonymous|anon]] and [[/b/|/b/tard]] in the internets. All attempts made by [[Subeta|faggots who desire to]] [[Unwarranted self-importance|steal it from anon]] have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the [[Internet Hate Machine]].  


Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after [[white| her second most defining feature]]. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an [[azn]] [[mindfuck|mind game]] to confuse [[black]] people who believe they are the longest [[penis|members]] of the human species.
Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after [[white| her second most defining feature]]. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an [[azn]] [[mindfuck|mind game]] to confuse [[black]] people who believe they are the longest [[penis|members]] of the human species.


== The legend ==
== The legend ==
[[Image:Death Longcat.jpg|thumb|Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The [[Marcab Confederacy]]'s Deathstar ''Longcat''.]]
[[Image:Death Longcat.jpg|thumb|Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The [[Marcab Confederacy]]'s Deathstar ''Longcat''.]]
[[Image:Longcat buildings.jpg|thumb|400px|center|An accurate depiction.]]
[[Image:Longcat buildings.jpg|thumb|400px|center|An accurate depiction.]]
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[[Image:Longcat_Pendulum.gif|thumb|Obey the Longcat]]
[[Image:Longcat_Pendulum.gif|thumb|Obey the Longcat]]


[[Noone]] knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, [[lie|however this number has been verified]] by [[science]]. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|recharge their lasers]] after just [[over 9000 |9000 feet and one inch]] in the air.
[[Noone]] knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, [[lie|however this number has been verified]] by [[science]]. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|recharge their lasers]] after just [[over 9000 |9000 feet and one inch]] in the air.
 
=== Possible Origin ===


===Possible Origin===
There is a quote by [[Einstein]] that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme:
There is a quote by [[Einstein]] that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme:


{{quote|You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.|[[Albert Einstein]]}}
{{quote|You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.|[[Albert Einstein]]}}


==The prophecy==
== The prophecy ==
 
[[Image:Epic-LongBattle.jpg|thumb|It has been prophesied that during [[Catnarok]] Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.]]
[[Image:Epic-LongBattle.jpg|thumb|It has been prophesied that during [[Catnarok]] Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.]]
It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land.
It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land.


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<gallery>
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Image:Shortcat.jpg|[[Shortcat]]
File:Shortcat.jpg|[[Shortcat]]
Image:Tacgnol.jpg|[[Tacgnol]]
File:Tacgnol.jpg|[[Tacgnol]]
Image:tactrohs.jpg|Tactrohs
File:tactrohs.jpg|Tactrohs
Image:Longtac Gnolcat.jpg|Longcat and Tacgnol. [[catnarok|Now we are one!]]
File:Longtac Gnolcat.jpg|Longcat and Tacgnol. [[catnarok|Now we are one!]]
Image:Long Horse 1.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
File:Long Horse 1.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
Image:Long_horse.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
File:Long_horse.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
Image:Longkip2.jpg|[[Mudkip|Longkip]]
File:Longkip2.jpg|[[Mudkip|Longkip]]
Image:WideDog.JPG|[[Fail|Widedog]]
File:WideDog.JPG|[[Fail|Widedog]]
Image:Longrat - flower.jpg|[[Flower|Long'kat]]
File:Longrat - flower.jpg|[[Flower|Long'kat]]
Image:Olngact1.JPG|[[Olngact]], Longcat's orange counterpart and one of the four cats prophesied by [[Raptor Jesus]]  
File:Olngact1.JPG|[[Olngact]], Longcat's orange counterpart and one of the four cats prophesied by [[Raptor Jesus]]  
Image:OhExploitableLongcat.jpg|[[Awesome|Longcat]], OH EXPLOITABLE!
File:OhExploitableLongcat.jpg|[[Awesome|Longcat]], OH EXPLOITABLE!
Image:Longdog.jpg|[[A Cat Is Fine Too|A longdog is fine too]].
File:Longdog.jpg|[[A Cat Is Fine Too|A longdog is fine too]].
Image:ExtraLongConey.jpg|Extra Long Coney is Extra Long - can Longcat defeat him?
File:ExtraLongConey.jpg|Extra Long Coney is Extra Long - can Longcat defeat him?
Image:HQ.jpg| A challenger appears!
File:HQ.jpg| A challenger appears!
Image:BayeuxLongcat.png|[[Bayeux Tapestry|Yonder Beast!]]
File:BayeuxLongcat.png|[[Bayeux Tapestry|Yonder Beast!]]
Image:Iphone 10 tallest iphone yet.jpg|[[Apple|Longphone]] for Longcat
File:Iphone 10 tallest iphone yet.jpg|[[Apple|Longphone]] for Longcat
</gallery>
</gallery>
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== Moar family?! ==
== Moar family?! ==
[[Image:More of Longcat!.jpg|thumb|The Longcat remix]]
[[Image:More of Longcat!.jpg|thumb|The Longcat remix]]
Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized [[:Image:Shatcat.jpg|Shatcat]]
Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized [[:Image:Shatcat.jpg|Shatcat]]


It is also a [[Some argue|well known fact]] that [[Binkers]] is son of longcat.
It is also a [[Some argue|well known fact]] that [[Binkers]] is son of longcat.


==Longcat facts==
== Longcat facts ==
* Many [[n00b|new]] [[luser|user]]s speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
* Many [[n00b|new]] [[luser|user]]s speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
* Longcat and [[Speedycat]] are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named [[Splongcat]].
* Longcat and [[Speedycat]] are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named [[Splongcat]].
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==Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong==
== Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ==
 
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== YouTuber confused about the care of Longcats (Tacgnols in this case) ==
== YouTuber confused about the care of Longcats (Tacgnols in this case) ==
The following video contains a [[nerd]]
The following video contains a [[nerd]]
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<center><youtube>2FUQ6iStre8</youtube></center>


==Gallery==
== Gallery ==
{{cg|Longallery is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong|longcatgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
 
Image:Rule34Longcat.jpg|More RULE 3rty 4our
{{cg|Longallery is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong|longcatgallery|center|<gallery perrow="6">
Image:Longsquash.jpg|Even Halloween is not safe
File:Rule34Longcat.jpg|More RULE 3rty 4our
Image:longcatbeofgreatlength.jpg|Longcat be of great length!
File:Longsquash.jpg|Even Halloween is not safe
Image:Longcatfr.jpg|Epic Longcat on [[Free Republic|Freerepublic.com]]
File:longcatbeofgreatlength.jpg|Longcat be of great length!
Image:Godcat.jpg|Longcat is your god
File:Bayeux_tapestry_-_longcat_is_long.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Longcatfr.jpg|Epic Longcat on [[Free Republic|Freerepublic.com]]
Image:Longcat War.jpg
File:Godcat.jpg|Longcat is your god
Image:Longcat by j no.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="6">
Image:Longcatglass.jpg|Glass Longcat!
File:Longcat War.jpg
Image:Longcatearthzm9.jpg|EARTH!
File:Longcat by j no.jpg
Image:Longcatwindgs1.jpg|WIND!
File:Longcatglass.jpg|Glass Longcat!
Image:Longcatfire.jpg|FIRE!
File:Longcatearthzm9.jpg|EARTH!
Image:Longcatwaternz2.jpg|WATER!
File:Longcatwindgs1.jpg|WIND!
Image:Meowwars.gif|All [[Cats]] R saying: "[[IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER|IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER]]!"
File:Longcatfire.jpg|FIRE!
Image:Longcathearthf8.jpg|HEART! By your powers combined, I am...
File:Longcatwaternz2.jpg|WATER!
Image:Longcatcaptainls2.jpg|CAPTAIN LONGCAT!
File:Meowwars.gif|All [[Cats]] R saying: "[[IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER|IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER]]!"
Image:Catraid.jpg|Longcat merges its powers!
File:Longcathearthf8.jpg|HEART! By your powers combined, I am...
Image:Inferno Cat.jpg|God help us...
File:Longcatcaptainls2.jpg|CAPTAIN LONGCAT!
Image:Longcat fight!.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]!
File:Catraid.jpg|Longcat merges its powers!
Image:Longcat rave.jpg
File:Inferno Cat.jpg|God help us...
Image:Longercat.GIF
File:Longcat fight!.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]!
Image:3 headed longcat.jpg
File:Longcat rave.jpg
Image:Longcat by softmints.jpg|[[Rule 34]]
File:Longercat.GIF
Image:Loooooooooooooooooooongcat.jpg
File:3 headed longcat.jpg
Image:Wtclongcat.jpg
File:Longcat by softmints.jpg|[[Rule 34]]
Image:Longcat temple.jpg|The Ancient Temple of Longcat
File:Loooooooooooooooooooongcat.jpg
Image:Longburster.gif|This will happen to you if you watch too much Furry porn
File:Wtclongcat.jpg
Image:Longercat.jpg|[[Some argue]] that there are longer cats; these people are [[fail]]ures who cannot comprehend that the length of Longcat is the 12th dimension.
File:Longcat temple.jpg|The Ancient Temple of Longcat
Image:Unleash.jpg
File:Longburster.gif|This will happen to you if you watch too much Furry porn
Image:Longcat_earthrize.jpg
File:Longercat.jpg|[[Some argue]] that there are longer cats; these people are [[fail]]ures who cannot comprehend that the length of Longcat is the 12th dimension.
Image:Longcat_inthewoods.jpg
File:Unleash.jpg
Image:753138578lai8.jpg
File:Longcat_earthrize.jpg
Image:Towercat.jpg
File:Longcat_inthewoods.jpg
Image:Easterlongcat.jpg|And on the third day, Longcat will arise from the dead -- AGAIN!
File:753138578lai8.jpg
Image:Gymcat.jpg
File:Towercat.jpg
Image:Longcat_Moonlanding.jpg|The Conspiracy is broken
File:Easterlongcat.jpg|And on the third day, Longcat will arise from the dead -- AGAIN!
Image:Tablecat.jpg
File:Gymcat.jpg
Image:Longcatbalrog.jpg|You SHALL...NOT...PASS!
File:Longcat_Moonlanding.jpg|The Conspiracy is broken
Image:Argonath_longcats.jpg
File:Tablecat.jpg
Image:Longcatwiki.jpg
File:Longcatbalrog.jpg|You SHALL...NOT...PASS!
Image:Longcat Stencil.png|Longcat Stencil for all your tagging purposes
File:Argonath_longcats.jpg
Image:Extended Feline by ShinjiHikari.jpg|Longcat stencil that wasn't just run through the Livetrace filter
File:Longcatwiki.jpg
Image:Edcatislol.JPG|Edcat is LOL
File:Longcat Stencil.png|Longcat Stencil for all your tagging purposes
Image:Longkip.jpg|i think he liiiiiiiiiieks you too
File:Extended Feline by ShinjiHikari.jpg|Longcat stencil that wasn't just run through the Livetrace filter
Image:Longcat In Paris.jpg
File:Edcatislol.JPG|Edcat is LOL
Image:Looooongcat.gif
File:Longkip.jpg|i think he liiiiiiiiiieks you too
Image:LONGCAT IS THE LONGEST.PNG|[[Wikipedia]] knows that Longcat is long (and the longest)
File:Longcat In Paris.jpg
Image:Longbot.jpg|Longbot is looooooong
File:Looooongcat.gif
Image:Longcxat god.jpg
File:LONGCAT IS THE LONGEST.PNG|[[Wikipedia]] knows that Longcat is long (and the longest)
Image:LONGJAP.jpg|A human challenger appears
File:Longbot.jpg|Longbot is looooooong
Image:jpg.jpg|He still looks wonderful to me
File:Longcxat god.jpg
Image:Longcat.parents.jpg|Rare artists' rendering of Longcat's parents
File:LONGJAP.jpg|A human challenger appears
Image:Longcat333.gif
File:jpg.jpg|He still looks wonderful to me
Image:Longcatchoko.jpg|Longcat: [[Japan]] version.
File:Longcat.parents.jpg|Rare artists' rendering of Longcat's parents
Image:Epiclongcat.jpg|Epic Longcat on /b/
File:Longcat333.gif
Image:Komachan_Speedy_Long_Cat_.jpg|New [[Animu]] [[Speedycat|Speedy]][[Longcat|Long]][[Cats|Cat]]
File:Longcatchoko.jpg|Longcat: [[Japan]] version.
Image:longcatbadge.jpg|Badgecat...<s>[[DO WANT]]</s> [http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=tag_title&search_query=longcat CAN (almost) GET!!!]
File:Epiclongcat.jpg|Epic Longcat on /b/
Image:longcatpaint.jpg|[[Goatse|all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows what you can achieve with hard work.]]
File:Komachan_Speedy_Long_Cat_.jpg|New [[Animu]] [[Speedycat|Speedy]][[Longcat|Long]][[Cats|Cat]]
Image:Longcatlb8.jpg
File:longcatbadge.jpg|Badgecat... <s>[[DO WANT]]</s> [http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=tag_title&search_query=longcat CAN (almost) GET!!!]
Image:Longcat911lulzeu8.jpg|Longcat did 9/11
File:longcatpaint.jpg|[[Goatse|all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows what you can achieve with hard work.]]
Image:Little_box_long_cat.jpg|How fit?!
File:Longcatlb8.jpg
Image:Longdick.jpg|Weeabootic Depiction of longness
File:Longcat911lulzeu8.jpg|Longcat did 9/11
Image:Longcat-tshirt.jpg|Longshirt
File:Little_box_long_cat.jpg|How fit?!
Image:Godspeedlongcat.jpg| Godspeed Longcat, godspeed.
File:Longdick.jpg|Weeabootic Depiction of longness
Image:THEPOWEROFLONGCAT_IS_STRONG_IN_THIS_ONE.JPG| This power is OVER9000...!
File:Longcat-tshirt.jpg|Longshirt
<!>Image:Longcat_descending_from_the_sky.jpg|And Longcat descended from the Sky, and gave Lulz and Internetz to all /b/tards and Anons. And all was happiness<!>
File:Godspeedlongcat.jpg| Godspeed Longcat, godspeed.
Image:Longcatchallenger.jpg|[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101020/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_world_s_longest_cat A CHALLENGER APPEARS]
File:THEPOWEROFLONGCAT_IS_STRONG_IN_THIS_ONE.JPG| This power is OVER9000...!
Image:Worlds-tallest-cat-trouble.jpg|[http://mousebreath.com/2012/01/11/world-tallest-cat/ Another challenger appears!]
<!>File:Longcat_descending_from_the_sky.jpg|And Longcat descended from the Sky, and gave Lulz and Internetz to all /b/tards and Anons. And all was happiness<!>
Image:Donateplz.png|[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate|DOITFGT!]]
File:Longcatchallenger.jpg|[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101020/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_world_s_longest_cat A CHALLENGER APPEARS]
Image:Long cat.gif
File:Worlds-tallest-cat-trouble.jpg|[http://mousebreath.com/2012/01/11/world-tallest-cat/ Another challenger appears!]
Image:Longcatbuilding.jpg
File:Donateplz.png|[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate|DOITFGT!]]
Image:Home-longcat.gif
File:Long cat.gif
Image:Lcjapa.jpg
File:Longcatbuilding.jpg
Image:Cubic long cat.jpg
File:Home-longcat.gif
Image:Longlonglong.jpg
File:Lcjapa.jpg
Image:Longcatcartoon1.jpg
File:Cubic long cat.jpg
Image:ZombieCat.jpg
File:Longlonglong.jpg
Image:Longcatrocket.jpg
File:Longcatcartoon1.jpg
Image:Shiroloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.jpg
File:ZombieCat.jpg
Image:Longcat Height.jpg
File:Longcatrocket.jpg
Image:Longcatislooooong.jpg
File:Shiroloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.jpg
Image:DesignMyCard 003.png
File:Longcat Height.jpg
Image:DesignMyCard 004a.png
File:Longcatislooooong.jpg
Image:DesignMyCard 004c.png
File:DesignMyCard 003.png
Image:Inlulz.jpg
File:DesignMyCard 004a.png
Image:Longcatearth.jpg
File:DesignMyCard 004c.png
Image:LCterror.png
File:Inlulz.jpg
Image:Shorttacgnol.jpg
File:Longcatearth.jpg
File:LCterror.png
File:Shorttacgnol.jpg
File:Longcat Batman.jpg
File:Longcat Batman.jpg
File:Longcat widedog framed.jpg
File:Longcat widedog framed.jpg
</gallery>}}
</gallery>}}


==See also==
== See also ==
 
* [[Caturday]]
* [[Caturday]]
* [[The Caturday Revival]]
* [[The Caturday Revival]]
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==
*[http://longcatthriller.ytmnd.com/ Longcat does thriller!]
 
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Blu_Aardvark/longcat.cow&action=raw&ctype=text/plain longcat cowfile] for [[cowsay]]
* [http://longcatthriller.ytmnd.com/ Longcat does thriller!]
*[http://media.putfile.com/Longcat-is-loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong-96 Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Blu_Aardvark/longcat.cow&action=raw&ctype=text/plain longcat cowfile] for [[cowsay]]
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/459916 Longcat's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
* [http://media.putfile.com/Longcat-is-loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong-96 Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
*[http://twitter.com/h0 Longcat] @ twitter
* [http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/459916 Longcat's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
* [http://twitter.com/h0 Longcat] @ twitter
* {{UkrED|Кіт|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
* {{UkrED|Кіт|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
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Revision as of 11:21, 7 June 2015

A looong cat is fine too.
Another pic of Shiroi (Longcat). Isn't she adorable?
 This article needs moar long.
You can help by adding moar long.

One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not Caturday but this specific cat was so long it became a meme and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originating from 2ch, it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the lulz, as it has touched the hearts of every anon and /b/tard in the internets. All attempts made by faggots who desire to steal it from anon have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the Internet Hate Machine.

Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after her second most defining feature. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese. This may, however, be an azn mind game to confuse black people who believe they are the longest members of the human species.

The legend

Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The Marcab Confederacy's Deathstar Longcat.
An accurate depiction.


Longcat did WTC
Obey the Longcat

Noone knows how long Longcat actually is. The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, however this number has been verified by science. The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and recharge their lasers after just 9000 feet and one inch in the air.

Possible Origin

There is a quote by Einstein that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme:

   
“ 		 
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
  		„
  		 

—Albert Einstein

The prophecy

It has been prophesied that during Catnarok Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.

It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land.

   
“ 		 
There shall be Four. One of Air, his fur white as snow. His power shall enlighten the masses, and herald the beginning. The second of Earth, black as the night. The darkness will be overwhelming, but do not fear! He has come as a harbinger of the goodness to come. The thrice appearance of a creature of great length, this one coloured as though wrapped in the very flame it represents, will appear to assuade our fears of the nigh end.Though it will be met with hate and loathing, it shall soldier on to aid us. The final, the fourth, shall emerge from the great oceans as though it was born of them, joining it's brothers and spreading harmony as it walks.

Together, the Four Felines will combine their great power, and summon a fifth, a creature of pure heart, radiant and beautiful. He, mighty and virile, will open the soul of all followers, and lead them to the land of ultimate delight. Never again will people have to buy dogs or get in their cars! No more will innocent yellow vans tremble at the approaching horde! The fruit of our reptilian labors will come, and feline power shall rule to cosmos!
 

„
  		 

—Raptor Jesus

tl;dr

The Longcat family

Moar family?!

The Longcat remix

Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members? Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized Shatcat

It is also a well known fact that Binkers is son of longcat.

Longcat facts

  • Many new users speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
  • Longcat and Speedycat are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named Splongcat.
  • Longcat is the longest substance known to man.

[-+]ASCII Longcat (click plus to uncollapse)


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   /        \
  /   ____   \
  |  /    \  |
  | |      | |
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 \__/      \__/

Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

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Longcat in its natural habitatz.

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IRL Longcat

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Longcat in a dark cave


YouTuber confused about the care of Longcats (Tacgnols in this case)

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    More RULE 3rty 4our
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    Even Halloween is not safe
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    Longcat be of great length!
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    Epic Longcat on Freerepublic.com
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    Longcat is your god
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