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imported>Cobaltcat Making it betterer, and fixing mistakes. |
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<div class="{{{id2}}}"> | <div class="{{{id2}}}"> | ||
That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl and you died from AIDS | That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl and you died from AIDS. Try again. | ||
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<div class="{{{id3}}}"> | <div class="{{{id3}}}"> | ||
You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call. What is your next step. | You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call. What is your next step. | ||
#[[#6|Go to Tumblr]] | #[[#6|Go to Tumblr]] | ||
#[[#7|Have sex with your boyfriend]] | #[[#7|Have sex with your boyfriend]] | ||
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<div class="{{{id4}}}"> | <div class="{{{id4}}}"> | ||
You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. | You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id5}}}"> | <div class="{{{id5}}}"> | ||
Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. | Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id6}}}"> | <div class="{{{id6}}}"> | ||
Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. | Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id7}}}"> | <div class="{{{id7}}}"> | ||
You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. | You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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=== <span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{id8}}}"></span>8=== | === <span class="co;[-];[+];{{{4|0}}};{{{id8}}}"></span>8=== | ||
<div class="{{{id8}}}"> | <div class="{{{id8}}}"> | ||
You managed to show your vagoo to your friends and family. What do? | |||
#[[#13|Hit on a guy at a wedding]] | #[[#13|Hit on a guy at a wedding]] | ||
#[[#11|Make a decent game]] | #[[#11|Make a decent game]] | ||
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<div class="{{{id9}}}"> | <div class="{{{id9}}}"> | ||
Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. | Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id10}}}"> | <div class="{{{id10}}}"> | ||
After doxxing people you ponder your next step. | |||
#[[#14|Hit on a guy at a wedding]] | #[[#14|Hit on a guy at a wedding]] | ||
#[[#15|Make a decent game]] | #[[#15|Make a decent game]] | ||
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<div class="{{{id11}}}"> | <div class="{{{id11}}}"> | ||
Games are for boys. | Games are for boys. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id12}}}"> | <div class="{{{id12}}}"> | ||
Color it even bluer? Nope. You lost. | Color it even bluer? Nope. You lost. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id13}}}"> | <div class="{{{id13}}}"> | ||
Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. | Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. Try again. | ||
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<div class="{{{id15}}}"> | <div class="{{{id15}}}"> | ||
It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. | It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id17}}}"> | <div class="{{{id17}}}"> | ||
You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch at games. | You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch at games. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id19}}}"> | <div class="{{{id19}}}"> | ||
LOL NO. | LOL NO. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id20}}}"> | <div class="{{{id20}}}"> | ||
Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. | Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id21}}}"> | <div class="{{{id21}}}"> | ||
That was the final coffin for your butterface. You are not unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. | That was the final coffin for your butterface. You are not unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id22}}}"> | <div class="{{{id22}}}"> | ||
They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dick to fund the bus ticket. | They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dick to fund the bus ticket. Try again. | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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<div class="{{{id23}}}"> | <div class="{{{id23}}}"> | ||
Congratulations you successfully fucked your way to fame. You sure are a strong voice for women. | Congratulations you successfully fucked your way to fame. '''You sure are a strong voice for women.''' | ||
</div> | </div> | ||
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Revision as of 13:55, 22 August 2014
Choose your answer from one of the options. Open the answer by clicking the +.
Start by going to 1 and click your answer.
1
You decide to make a game, what do you do?
- Meet up with a game "journalist" and get him to boink you
- Learn actual coding
- Go to Tumblr
- Color your hair
2
That didn't work well as he already fucked another girl and you died from AIDS. Try again.
3
You chose to color your hair ugly blue. Good call. What is your next step.
4
You decided to stay on Tumblr. Forever. Try again.
5
Coding skills aren't required to make a game, shitlord. Try again.
6
Tumblr was invaded by 4Chan. You kill yourself when you saw a guy defecating on a cat. Try again.
7
You later accuse your boyfriend of raping you as he finished in your asshole. Try again.
8
You managed to show your vagoo to your friends and family. What do?
9
Doxxing is wrong. You go to internet jail forever. Try again.
10
After doxxing people you ponder your next step.
11
Games are for boys. Try again.
12
Color it even bluer? Nope. You lost. Try again.
13
Dox who? Nobody even cares about you. Try again.
14
You successfully almost raped a guy. Now what?
15
It is a fucking text-adventure game, how long could it possibly take? You lost. Try again.
16
Correct. Watch as the game gets voted off. Now what?
17
You and Anita fall in love and together you decide to not create any video game, and instead just bitch at games. Try again.
18
Your game is now popular. People call you out on nepotism and for fucking your way to publicity
19
LOL NO. Try again.
20
Nobody even knows about your game, except the people who downvoted your game on Steam. Try again.
21
That was the final coffin for your butterface. You are not unable to get through the door. You are stuck forever, fatty. Try again.
22
They were in another country and you couldn't suck enough dick to fund the bus ticket. Try again.
23
Congratulations you successfully fucked your way to fame. You sure are a strong voice for women.
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