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| [[image: My_lands.png|thumb|''My Lands'' logo.]]
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| '''''My Lands''''' is one more [[MMO|MMO RPG game]] from Ukrainian developers where you can build your Castle like you did in the Heroes, fuck other players` castles and make [[Profit|profit]]. The game realeased in 2010 but there is shitty 2D graphics and the mobile version sucks however the point of this game is Black gem stuff and how [[anonymous|anonymous]] can convert this game resource into the real money. No doubt, the developers of My lands were inspired by gameplay of the Heroes and the Travian MMO game experience, thus My lands appeared. Of course, no fucks was given about its background but the opportunity to make some money by playing a game makes sense. The people who play My Lands are called mlgamers, mylanders or suckers.
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| == My Lands gameplay and Black gem==
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| Long story short: you chose your faggy race (dark elf/light elfs/demons/knights), you name your new city as Motherfuckerville, you find the world map and welcome your neighbour cities with the typical "What`s up, suckers?!" salutation and then is the most interesting part - you spend [[Over 9000|over 9000]] hours for building new academies and barracks, studying new sciencies, creating units and partying with other nolifers like you. Pertty similar to all MMO RPGs that you used to play. Also it`s worth mentioning that My lands world is really fucking huge, the quests are fucking endless and if you are in love with reading then this game is for you. No doubt [[Oldfag|oldfags]] who remember good old [[Fallout|Fallout]] and the Heroes will love this game. However there is one more special thing called the Black gem.
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| This Black gem in fact is the game currency with stable exchange rate - 1BG equals $0.1. This is exactly the point of all [[Drama|drama]], lulzes and value of this game. Of course there are tonnes of unemployed losers, schoolboys and fat [[Gamer|gamers]] that are excited about idea making money by clicking the mouse and fapping. So, you can easily imagine the My Lands player audience and all that drama around Black gem hunting. Now the main question that anonymous wants to know is how to earn these Black gems and convert it into the real money and buy a new life.
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| [[image: Sashko_my_lands.jpg|thumb|Mlgamer face when no Black gem.]]
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| My lands resources:
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| *Gold
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| *Cereal
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| *Stone
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| *Iron
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| *Black gem - special resource and game currency
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| The Black gem cannot be stolen from another gamer, it cannot be produced on your castle territory and its amount is displayed in your account. You can buy Black gem for real [[Dollars|dollars]], you can transfer Black gem to another gamer`s account, you can buy some super upgrades if you have BGs . Besides, there are some ways how you can find Black Gem and fight for it.
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| [[image: Citymylands.jpg|thumb|Shitty 2D for Oldfgs.]]
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| == Making money==
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| Here how you can find Black Gems in My lands:
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| # Develop your city, study the sciences and upgrade every fucking thing.
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| # Go outside your castle, find the so caled ''Ruins'' and beat the monsters and take all the Black gem, fuck yeah!
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| # Go outside your castle, find a so called ''Salt lake'', seize it and produce Black gem. Then buy whores.
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| # Build market and exchange ''the Gold'' for Black gem.
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| This is what all mlgamers are doing 24/7 but what makes them different is the strategy. Some [[Cool|kewlies]] players decide to invest dollars first into the accounts for quick development of their castles and great army. Then, they kick the asses of their neighbours and take over the salt lakes, rob the ruins and get much gem stuff. It`s kind of Rush strategy. But for most players as well as for [[you|you]] it will be a regular consistent development of your shitty castle right as you did in every single MMO game previously. Also, there is one more method that is called in My Lands as multi-fuck. The thing is you and your [[Retard|retarded]] friends create a lot of accounts and are working in a group beating one gamer after another and taking one salt lake after another, robbing one ruin after another. Kind of squad that hunts for Black gem.
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| Then, as your job is done and you got these BGs finally you are welcome to transfer all your pathetic $11.75 from game server to your Web Money or something account.
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| ==Lulz and drama==
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| Yes, you can generate [[lulz|lulz]] and drama in My Lands, there are plenty of dramaz. First, you and your schoolmates can easily create 100 accounts and rise an empire from the ground and rape everybody who is around on the map. True mlgamers [[rage|hate]] multi-accounts and this will generate drama all the way. Then, there is available a fucntion of mentoring and adopting another idiot gamer, chats, the market where you can try your trader skills and alliances-wars regimes. There are many political, economic and chat interactions between gamers where a good [[troll|troll]] can success. And do not forget that the main thing in My Lands is the Black Gem and an average mlgamer will definitely agree to suck a cock for a single BG.
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| ==Related Articles==
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| *[[MMORPG]] - The cancer that is killing gaming.
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| *[[Gamer]] - The audience.
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| *[[Video_games|Video games]]
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| *[[RPG]]
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| *[[No life]]
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| ==Links==
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| *[http://anonym.to/http://mlgame.co.uk/ My Lands game itself]<br>
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| *[http://anonym.to/http://www.mmorpg.com/gamelist.cfm/game/720/My-Lands.html My lands profile]
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