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| [[Image:Ogborn01.jpg|right|thumb|Someone needs to tell her to [[TITS OR GTFO]].]]
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| [[Image:Ogborn_TITS.png|right|thumb|Oh, there we go.]]
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| An [[porn|internets sensation]] 5 years in the making, the sordid story of '''Louise Ogborn''' is an epic tale of professional trolling, security cam porn, horny exterminators, and a complete and utter lack of [[common sense]]. Pretty much [[Typical|par for the course]] considering it all started at a [[McDonalds]] in [[Hick|Kentucky]]...
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| At the center of this recent [[win|shitstorm]] is, of course, [[4chan|4chon]].
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| ==How it all went down==
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| [[Last Thursday|In late February]], an [[Anon]] posting on 4chan's [[Porn|/hc/]] board admitted that he couldn't stop [[fap]]ping to a [[YouTube]] video of [[Old Media|ABC's in-depth interview]] of Louise Ogborn, a [[Slut|young lady]] who had been epically trolled to the point of [[lulz|being forced to go down on an old fat dude while naked and under surveillance]]. In the ABC investigation they showed video footage from the McDonald's security camera where Ogborn worked, wherein she's naked, doing jumping jacks, and all sorts of other [[Blowjob|zany antics]]. This security footage was censored, naturally, because to the [[Americunt]] press, [[freedom of speech]] is a lot like [[Jesus]] - [[LOL WUT|Sacred but imaginary]]. OP requested ''uncensored'' security cam footage. As usual, thousands of his fellow [[The cancer that is killing /b/|cancer patients]] screamed for '''MOAR''' or pathetically begged for the original [[sauce]], but [[noone]] came forward with anything useful.
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| For five minutes.
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| [[ALL_CAPS|AND THEN!]]
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| To the rejoicing of many, one brave Anon - [[O RLY|claiming to have worked for the prosecution in the case]] - posted a [[rapidshit]] link to the original untainted, uncensored video. What followed was the [[Mindfuck|shitting of many bricks]] followed by a mass fap-fest so fevered it could be heard even in Antarctica.
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| '''PROTIP:''' Get this one, really.
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| ==[[Then who was phone?]]==
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| [[Billy Mays|BACK THE FUCK UP!]] Why did this bitch get naked in a McDonald's in the first place, [[you]] ask? As it turns out, [[troll|someone]] [[HAHAHA, OH WOW|called her and told her to do it]].
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| You heard right. In 2004 professional [[sick fuck]] [[David]] "[[I did it for the lulz]]" Stewart, a correctional officer at a [[prison]], managed to impersonate a cop, called the McDonald's where the young [[16-year-old girl|hawtie]] worked, and told the manager that she had been [[Advice Dog|breaking stuff and stealing things]]. Stewart convinced the manager to make Ogborn strip down to "reveal the [[Vagina|stolen goods]]", because apparently the manager cared enough that [[Shit Nobody Cares About|one of her employees might be stealing from a McDonald's]]. That or the manager's a [[Your mom|busted-down old whore]] who was [[Truth|jealous of the delicious teen ass under her supervision]].
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| Making this case a particularly [[lulz]]y one is the involvement of manager [[lol wut|Donna Summers]]' tubby fiancee. Summers phoned her fiancee Walter Nix, asking him to come in to 'help' with the situation. She handed the phone to him and told him not to let Ogborn out of his sight. [[Retard|Then Summers left the two of them alone]]. The merry prankster on the other end of the line realized he had hooked a big one, and instructed Nix to force Ogborn to suck his [[cock]].
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| {{Quote|[[Sick Fuck|Sort of like in the UK when a manager of a restaurant raped a 13 year old girl, and then froze her to death in a freezer after her mom sold her to him as a sex slave.]]| Sort of like that.}}
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| {{quote|My parents told me, when an adult tells ya to do somethin', ya do it, even if they slap ya on the hand...| Louise talking about her upbringing. They sure are intelligent down there in Kentucky.}}
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| {{quote| He told me if I loved this job, if I wanted to keep this job, then I would do as he said.| [[ASKING FOR IT|Louise clearly loved her job as a McDonald's cashier.]]}}
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| ==In the end==
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| Of course at first glance any normal person would assume that Louise was just a [[Whore|naive]] girl so paralyzed by [[rape|fear]] that she didn't try to resist, but was that really the case, or was it all [[Death Note|just as planned]]? In early October of 2007 Louise won her [[lawlsuit]], and although it wasn't for the [[Over 9000|over 200 million]] she asked for, she [[victory|still ended up banking]] a cold 6.1 mil from the [[prostitution|three hour ordeal]].
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| ==The new Holy Grail==
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| Despite the fact that the video released on /hc/ was very win, the [[Anonymous Borg|legions of Anonymous]] are anything but satisfied. This is because the vidya is just a small portion of a larger whole, and does not include the blowjob that Ogborn gave her manager's fat-ass fiancee. Apparently, Anonymous is not content to watch a tight-bodied 18 year-old girl being forced to spread her legs, masturbate, and bend herself into all sorts of flexible positions on seekrit camera. It takes the introduction of a [[fat|240 lb]] sweating, balding, [[Bear|hairy]] [[man]] to really [[Faggot|get their cocks hard]].
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| The Anon who released the uncensored video has stated that he doesn't want to get into legal trouble, the big pussy, and has [[lurk|gone to ground]]. The internets has yet to hear from him again, leaving 4channers [[Trying too hard|desperately searching]] for the blowjob footage while fapping to their standard diet of [[CP]], [[camwhore]]s, and other people's [[girlfriend]]s.
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| {{Quote|Only a pervert would want to watch an innocent young girl being spanked and forced to perform [[lawl|lewd]] sex acts!| [[Concerned mother]]}}
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| {{Quote|I will kill myself if I can't get the video.| Anonymous gets a little [[An Hero|melodramatic]].}}
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| Anons await the rest of the new Holy Grail.
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[Almost raped]]
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| * [[Asking for it]]
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| * [[Attention whore]]
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| * [[Camwhore]]
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| * [[I TOUCHED HIS PENIS!! OMG]]
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| * [[I'm so confused]]
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| * [[Lawlsuit]]
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| * [[McDonald's]]
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| * [[Rape]]
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| * [[Social engineering]]
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| * [[Teenager]]
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| * [[Troll]]
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| ==External Links==
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| *[http://www.efukt.com/2417_Strip_Searched_At_McDonalds.html Embedded version of the UNCENSORED vid.]
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| *[http://sharebee.com/508e770a Downloadable uncencored version done with a good fucking codec, DivX, so that it is playable (might be nice, amirite?)]
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| *[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_search_prank_call_scam TOW article on the "Strip search prank call scam".]
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| [[Category:People|Ogborn, Louise]]
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| {{Timeline|Featured article March 14, [[2009]]|[[PIFTS.exe]]|[[{{PAGENAME}}]]|[[Sup Dawg]]}}
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