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Bob roleplaying as his favorite game designer, despite even she is won't fuck him for a mention

Bob Moviebob Chipman is another uneducated self-styled journalist made famous only by virtue of the internet, as there is no way this fat blob would be able to go to a job interview. He initially started reviewing movies, before figuring out that he too would shit all over games, like many before him. So it didn't take long before he joined Screwattack. After being raped brutally by Screwattack, Fatman (that's a Freakazoid reference, Bob), he felt so buttsore he felt just like women who got drunk, realized they fucked an ugly looking guy and then instead of blaming their slutty selves became a SJW to deflect any negative criticism, and so did Bob, only in hopes that his nice guy attitude would land him any pussy. For spoilers for the effect of this, see image provided below.

	“	... I will finish that doomsday device that wipes out the entire planet except for me, Natalie Portman and Veronica Zemanova	„
	—Moviebob

	“	It is a demonstrable fact that modern societies still too often judges the worth of women by their appearance over their ability	„
	—Moviebob

What about Bob?

	“	Bob was obviously bullied badly in school 'cause he is fat and fucking useless	„
	—Sargon of Akkad telling the life story of Bob

Threatening to Get a Teenager Arrested for Not Liking his Videos

After Leigh Alexander published an article about a kid who made trolling videos about on how to gank women in the shit game World of Warcraft Bob wasted no time pouncing on this, as he is a spineless fat fuck who dances to every whim of Leigh, as a drunk ugly bitch is the epitome of pussy he is able to get.