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| [[File:googleultroninfo.png|thumb|300px|Google Ultron]]
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| [[Google|Jewgle]] Ultron is the fastest browser you can find on the interwebz. It is NASA´s official web browser and it was developeded over [[Chrome]] by [[Google]] and [[Adobe]].
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| Its 2014, why aren't you using Google Ultron yet [[faggot]]???? It's used by [[NASA]], and powered by [[Adobe|Adobe Reader]]
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| == Ultrons release ==
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| All this faggotry came obviously from [[4chan|4chin]] when an anon who claimed to be an [[CS3|IT expert]] failed hard at saying "Chrome" and typed "Ultron", then he invented [[over 9000]] shits and the myth was born. This retardness was quickly spreaded to many other sites such as [[Reddit]], Yahoo answers and many other faggot sites or forums. Some Russian haxor actually made an exe file called GoogleUltron.exe to get newfags on his [[Botnet]] (he obviously succeeded)
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| Google Ultron features are:
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| * Powered by [[Adobe|Adobe Reader]]: this makes loading pages much faster.
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| * Zero-Gravity Proof: Works in space without errors.
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| * Improved incognito mode.
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| * You can [http://www.downloadmoreram.com/ download more RAM] with it.
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| * Looks like Google [[Chrome]].
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| * Best security and encryption: from IE 5.5
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| * Safety fallback built-in: in case you get infected by jitterbug, Ultron uninstalls and makes IE your default browser.
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| * Autofill: Google fills all your data for you (credit card, email, residence...)
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| * Pink windows make the browser even faster
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| == Gallery ==
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| {{center|<gallery perrow="5">
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| Image:googleultronatgoogle.jpg|Trolling reaches Google forums
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| Image:googleultronrocket.png|Its faster than a rocket
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| Image:googleultronnasa.png|
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| </gallery>}}
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| == External Links ==
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| *[http://ultronbrowser.info/ Google Ultron official site]
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| *[https://imgur.com/gallery/W9Pnh Tutorial for upgrading Chrome to Ultron]
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| *[https://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f Tales of IT Part 1]
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| *[https://imgur.com/a/AOz0d Tales of IT Part 2]
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| {{Trolls}}
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| {{Softwarez}}
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| [[Category:Softwarez]]
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