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'''Wikileaks''' is a [[website]] that poses as a free for all [[wiki]] site to allow [[anonymous]] people of all countries to release classified [[government]] and [[corporate]] [[dox|documents]] [[for the lulz]], thus giving any snitch in any position of power in any country the incentive to disobey top-secret orders and betray his country for [[profit]].  It's run by [[Barack Obama]]'s evil albino twin [[Australia|Julian Assange]], whose own white messianic rise to power mirrors that of [[Black Jesus]].  Its inevitable that they will have to face each other in a fight to the death in the near future.
'''Guy Fawkes Day''' aka  '''Gay Fawkes Day''' is a [[Dental_Plan|British]] holiday celebrating Guy Fawkes, a man who is noteworthy only for [[fail|failing]] to blow up the king of England. His relevance today stems primarily from [[13_year_old_boy|Anonymous']] keen ability to co-opt [[V_for_vendetta|pop cultural]] images for their own [[bullshit|meaningful]] [[chanology|causes]]. As far as holidays go, [[America|the rest of the world]] doesn't really give a shit about Guy Fawkes day.
[[Some argue|Some say]] it a good site to [[troll]] governments and other organizations and [[the man]] is constantly trying to [[censor]] it.  The quality of trolling by Wikileaks has been so high, that there is no government or corporation on this earth that does not want Assange dead.


On that day each year,  the oh-so-edgy "members" of moralfag hacktivist "collective" [[Anonymous]] don their fedoras and [[9fag]] masks and leave their houses for the [[basement dweller|first time in months]] in order to protest the Government, among other things. Despite the '''[[fact]]''' that protests haven't done shit since the 1960s, (and even for the '60s it's arguable,) every November 5th, they try to organize outside protest gatherings/parties in order to get the world/[[old Media|the media]]'s attention, and miserably fail each time.


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Featured Article - Guy Fawkes Day

Guy Fawkes Day aka Gay Fawkes Day is a British holiday celebrating Guy Fawkes, a man who is noteworthy only for failing to blow up the king of England. His relevance today stems primarily from Anonymous' keen ability to co-opt pop cultural images for their own meaningful causes. As far as holidays go, the rest of the world doesn't really give a shit about Guy Fawkes day.

On that day each year, the oh-so-edgy "members" of moralfag hacktivist "collective" Anonymous don their fedoras and 9fag masks and leave their houses for the first time in months in order to protest the Government, among other things. Despite the fact that protests haven't done shit since the 1960s, (and even for the '60s it's arguable,) every November 5th, they try to organize outside protest gatherings/parties in order to get the world/the media's attention, and miserably fail each time.


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