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Robinson Gill Lawyers are a Law Firm based out of Box Hill in Melbourne, Australia. They are lead by Tim Robinson who, if marooned on a deserted island, unlike Robinson Crusoe, would be shanked by Friday within five minutes flat. | Robinson Gill Lawyers are a Law Firm based out of Box Hill in Melbourne, Australia. They are lead by Tim Robinson who, if marooned on a deserted island, unlike Robinson Crusoe, would be shanked by Friday within five minutes flat. | ||
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Robinson Gill Lawyers are a Law Firm based out of Box Hill in Melbourne, Australia. They are lead by Tim Robinson who, if marooned on a deserted island, unlike Robinson Crusoe, would be shanked by Friday within five minutes flat.
Tim Robinson claims to be an expert in Family Law but unbeknownst to his own family is rooting his dying colleague. A fat, lesbian looking Christine Cowin who heads his Family Law team. Which pretty makes makes Tim Robinson a necrophiliac. Christine looks someone should donate her a $20 dog wash voucher so she can tidy herself up so she doesn't look like an extra from the Walking Dead in a grey suit found in a Salvation Army bin.
Tim is also a star fucker who parades himself around YouTube meeting D grade celebrities at Melbourne's Metropolitan Golf Club. He was their lawyer once, probably why three of the members got off indecent exposure charges to minors.