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If you think Debbie is so hot just wait till you find out the truth about her hair. She’s balding! Yep the long line of dudes wanting to plough Debbie Guerrero just got a lot shorter. | If you think Debbie is so hot just wait till you find out the truth about her hair. She’s balding! Yep the long line of dudes wanting to plough Debbie Guerrero just got a lot shorter. | ||
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Revision as of 08:09, 22 March 2023
Debbie Guerrero is a bald, acne ridden, sand nigger, pick-me slut notable for pandering to fedora wearing men’s rights activists to gain attention, flashing her tits in public and being a second rate actress. Naturally her slutty, childlike appearance gives smelly pedos raging hard-ons, which has made her a popular figure among these sad people. Her most notable role so far has been as a girl who naps a lot in the car (that’s it.. literally her entire character), a dyke, a furry giantess and an SJW police officer. She manages to appease both kiddy fiddlers and MRAs although what’s the difference.
The movie is infamous for inexplicably spawning a fandom full of slavering pedos and neckbeards who have made a cult out of watching the movie and who enthusiastically jack off to sleeping minors.
Some of the more functional fans of the movie, or bronies, have instead chosen to jack off to Debbie Guerrero, as she's basically the sex symbol for pedos.
Being the revolting attention whore that she is, Debbie enjoys being lusted after by horny losers, spamming them with videos of her sleeping.
If anyone says anything bad about Debbie she will summon an army of white knight MRAs that jizz their pants at the idea of a cute-ish slutty girl who hates feminism to attack them, even if she is as smart as a bucket of paint.
The beginnings of a Berber whore
Unsurprisingly this slut’s life began in a broken family.
Acting career
The director revealed that on set he forced her to sleep for real, the first sleep simp to jerk off to her sleeping but certainly not the last.
Meeting Jesse
If you thought being a whore sand nigger was pathetic enough, Jesse Guerrero is a ginger spic. But wait there’s more! He was also a child sex abuse victim by his own Mom no less and his friend self deleted in front of him. Jeez can this guy’s life get any worse? Oh yeah he’s legally bound to this cunt. Our thoughts and prayers go out to this poor man. Debbie fingered herself in the cinema whilst watching Jesse’s naked body playing hot nerd Jordan Berkowitz in Bone and Steel. She squirted so hard she passed out from dehydration. Then she realized that she had to meet this loser and have his babies immediately so she called her agent to get them to be in a movie together. Meanwhile Jesse fucked a nigger dyke and after experiencing mind numbingly terrible sex the gross lesbo realized she was gay. And from the awful encounter she got pregnant. For some reason being a short, ginger father-to-be wasn’t a deal breaker for this berb. And being a balding, acne scarred, attention seeking, perverted skank wasn’t a deal breaker for him. So now she has to a share a baby daddy with a nigger dyke. Lucky her.
Hair loss
If you think Debbie is so hot just wait till you find out the truth about her hair. She’s balding! Yep the long line of dudes wanting to plough Debbie Guerrero just got a lot shorter.
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Baiting sleep fetishists.
It seems Debbie may be narcoleptic or at least a hypersomniac as she falls asleep all the time, especially at the worst of times. Often she films herself, occasionally does livestreams under the guise of ‘wholesomeness’. In reality I think we can presume it’s to bait the many sleep fetishes who flock to watch her snooze. I mean come on she literally titles her videos ‘sleep with me!’ Somnophiliacs adore this bitch.
Sleeping barefoot, appeasing two fetishes.
Philanthropy
In addition to being a foundry of god awful acting and a sex symbol for horny losers, She's also a bit of a philanthropist and given stuff to men’s rights charities. But only to fuel the droolies.
Debbie constantly likes to remind us that she has a much prettier and more talented stepsister. It must be hard living in the shadow of someone who’s much better than you in every way so Debbie goes attention whoring wherever she can to gain the level of admiration Margot has achieved.
MRA mascot
Debbie realized she wasn’t getting enough attention elsewhere so she decided to cocktease the neckbeards on R/mensrights.
Debbie Guerrero isn’t a tradcon y’all she’s a strong independent female! (About buying her own drinks)
Type of shit drooling simps write about Debbie Guerrero on r/mensrights.
Love me, simps!
[Debbie in an MRA T shirt] More attention whoring
Gross stuff neckbeards have said about her I want to watch you sleeping in the back of my car and cum on your feet.
Sex pervert
After claiming her pervy husband didn’t have his hands all over her ass in public on their honeymoon she soon got exposed (no pun intended). People found an image taken by Jesse of her flashing her tits in a restaurant in 2009 and her bragging about it on her pathetic blog. She also had Jesse spank her during the MTV awards on live television, her excuse being ‘oh but we were both so drunk teehee!’
Yeah sure you were a virgin until you met Jesse 😉.
Whore gets her comeuppance
Karma’s a bitch! Debbie should have realized that if you flaunt your body around, flash your tits and let your husband slap your ass in public people will assume you are a whore and treat you like such. When she and her husband took a nap on a bus some dude whipped out his cock and started jerking off whilst touching her boob. The dozing couple awoke and being the simp he is Jesse slammed the dude down and started comforting his skank wife. And surprise surprise Debbie used it as an excuse for the MRAs to worship her even more.
Leaked nudes
Total trad wife
Debbie fetishizes the idea of being the perfect little wifey to her husband. She wants to do it all. Cooking, cleaning, laundry, crocheting, sewing, embroidery, and of course still have the energy to raw dog her man silly every night. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing she just think that the sun shines out of her hairless bleached asshole for doing something that all women are supposed to do. You're not special, hon!
Nearly stabbed to death for MRA simping
This is what you get for pissing off a feminazi. Luckily for her the little crotch goblin inside ner survived. Whilst being carted off in the ambulance Debbie was heard howling ‘whyyyy, whyyy would anyone do this to me? I didn’t do anything to anyone.’ Oh, sweetie. Are you sure about that? You say children should not be exposed to pornography yet you flash in public, likely around little kids and had your husband spank your ass on live TV with tons of kids watching no doubt. You flirt with MRAs just for attention despite being married. You say ugly shaming is wrong yet you ugly shamed feminists on Blaire White’s video back in 2016. You’re incredibly vain, seriously with no hair extensions and makeup you’d be a six. You post sleep porn on your YouTube channel again for attention. You’re into BDSM.
Possible femboy
Some astute people online noticed that Debbie maybe not all that she seems. That’s to say not all that he seems. A person on lolcow.farm revealed that Debbie may be a secret tranny with a lab grown uterus and ovaries implanted to have children. I don’t know if that’s true but she certainly looks very masculine so it’s not hard to see why they believe that.
During court
Based lawyer mentioning that everyone wants to fuck her and got pregnant during an affair.
Becoming a MILF and milk whoring
Now Debbie has another audience of fetishists; MILF lovers. Guys who worship her gross saggy milk bags, one of which even lied to get her breast milk. She claims she’s not giving it out to milk fetishes but then she also claimed she never ugly shamed or flashed. The Guerreros have just ruined two more lives. They have revealed that they have adopted two children. God help the little bastards now being a part of the batshit crazy Guerrero clan with a whore mother and a lame ginger dad.
COVID
Fortunately this bitch suffered more when the old ‘rona made its way into her lungs and had to be put into a medically induced coma. No doubt she probably had simps working in the hospital who got a boner at changing her shit bag when she was comatosed.
Anything I can for attention ahem I mean to help?
Under the radar
Lately it seems The Guerreros have gone under the radar. Probably out of embarrassment for their god awful past. Maybe 2020 wasn't such so bad overall.
I have a question. How are you so outrageously sexy? Ugh [r/iama jesse]
List of guys who simp for Debbie Guerrero:
1. The Naked Ape 2. Jesse Guerrero 3. Pedos 4. MRAs 5. Hard rock Nick 6. Bus pervert 7. Ben Shapiro 8. Elliot Rodger 9. Milf lovers 10. Giantess fetishists 11. Bald head fetishists 12. Sleep fetishists