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| With [[2020]] and [[2021]] being the ''worst years ever'' thanks to the [[Coronavirus|Chink-19]], and [[2022]] being the most brain-dead year, we really, really, really hoped that '''2023''' would be a good year, but <strike>>we can only wait and see</strike> it still sucked hard. Um, anyways - Here's a recap of 2023 for [[EDiots|our intrepid readers]]. So lettt's gettttt right into it!
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| | == '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' == |
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| ==January==
| | FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK 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PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS 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| *[[Croatia]] fully enters the [[European Union|EU]] via €urozone and Schengen; A mass wave of [[scam|scamming]] due to the currency switch begins instantly.
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| *The [[ED]] [[Twatter]] gets B&.
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| :We'll be back on there, [[lie|eventually]]...
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| *A Basketball-American [[Nigger|nignog]] player collapses on the [[NFL]] field and Schizoposters blame the [[Vaccination|VAXX]]
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| *[[MediaFan2008]] gets diagnosed with a deadly condition, which [[some argue|we believe]] "[[dubious disclaimer|might be]]" [[cancer]]; Hey, if he does die, then we won't have to deal with him anymore.
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| *[[Andrew Tate|Retard Tate]] gets arrested by the [[Romania]]n police because of "money trafficking" and sex trafficking.
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| *[[Umkemesik]] gets ousted from [[ED]] after [[Discord]] logs featuring him lusting after [[underage]] [[feet]] are dropped.
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| *[[Brazil]]ians invade their country's Congress over [[Cunt|Jair Bolsonaro]] losing to Lula, similar to [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] losing the election to [[Joe Biden]].
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| :"DIS IS LIKE ANUDDAH JANUARY SIXTH"
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| *[[Microsoft]] kills off support for [[Windows|Windows 8.1]] and the Extended Security Updates for [[Windows|Windows 7]], forcing their users to upgrade to Windows 10 or Windows 11, buy a new computer, or suffer the consequences of using old, [[shit]]ty operating systems.
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| *Lisa Marie [[Elvis Presley|Presley]] dies at age 54 from cardiac arrest.
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| :"Nothin' but a Hound Dog" anyways...
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| *[[Logan Paul]] tries to "expose" Coffeezilla and attempts to start a [[NFT]] business, but ends up being a major asshole as usual.
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| *[[Alec Baldwin]] is proven guilty in court but gets charged with manslaughter.
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| *[[Google Stadia]] finally shuts down their servers after 3 years of shitfests.
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| *A 6-year-old [[Black People|Basketball-American]] child shoots up their teacher in [[Virginia]], USA.
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| :It's probably some kinda world record!
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| *[[7ols]] returns to [[Skype]] for only a few days until his mother [[lmao|took away his Windows laptop he got from college]].
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| *[[NBC|Peacock]] makes people pay for a premium service to watch certain shows.
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| *Some 72-year-old [[Vietnam]]ese blazn azn man named [[Powerword|Huu Can]] [[Tranny|Tran]] shoots up 10 people in [[California]] during a [[China|Lunar New Year]] festival.
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| *A [[Wario|Wario Land]] inspired game that is [[Fact|better]] than the former called Pizza Tower is released.
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| *A {{age|1998|1|9}}-year-old former [[YTP]] maker named Schaffrillas (Powerword: James Phyrillas), his brother Patrick, and his friend [[Chris-Chan|Chris]] get heavily injured via a car crash accident in [[Pennsylvania]]. His brother and friend die, but Schaffrillas is still alive and well as of this day.
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| *Former moderated .wil is elected to Faggot of the Year, and spergs out due to ego damages
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| ==February==
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| *[[18-1|Tom Brady]] finally retires from the [[NFL]].
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| *[[Adezero]] and [[Conrad Alan Rockenhaus]] get kaizen fired over a [[porn|titty pic]].
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| *[[Turkey]], [[Syria]], [[Lebanon]], and other Middle Eastern countries face a big 7.8 magnitude [[earthquake]] & approximately 1,500 people die.
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| :A 3.8 magnitude earthquake was also reported in Buffalo, [[New York]].
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| *A {{age|1992|12|16}}-year-old [[Black People|Basketball American]] celebrity from [[California]] named Berleezy (Powerword: [[Germany|Berlin]] Edmond) gets [[b&|permabanned]] from [[YouTube]], causing massive butthurt.
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| *A stupid [[China|Chinese]] Spy Balloon flies over [[Jewnited States of Americunts|America]]. [[Redneck|South Carolina]] shoots it down.
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| :Other words: [[Fact|Americans are stupid.]]
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| *4.5 years after [[XXXTentacion]]'s death in [[2018]], his lawyer still decides to put the blame on a [[Canada|Canadian]] rapper named Drake, who also made a message video to [[Basketball|LeBron James]] at the [[NBA]]
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| *Peter Okoye gets butthurt over a [[Nigeria]]n singer named Seun Kuti all because he called Peter Obi an opportunist, massive [[lulz]] were then sparked on social media.
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| *[[Disney]] lays off 7,000 employees while announcing three sequels to already shitty movies.
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| *[[SNCA|Dhar Mann]] gets exposed for not properly paying his actors and employees.
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| *[[Twitter]] fucks their site up even more by adding tweeting limits and other bullshit.
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| :Thank you Elon, Very Cool!
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| *[[Linkin Park]] releases a new album to mark the 20th year anniversary of Meteora. The internet goes berserk about it.
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| *A big ass train in East [[Palestine]], [[Ohio]] carrying hazardous materials derails and explodes. Which caused the Ohio River to be contaminated.
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| :Just another average day in [[Ohio|le epic swag state]] I guess.
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| *David Jude Jolicoeur dies at age 54.
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| *It's that time of year where you will never be laid, [[Sex|Valentines' Day]].
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| *A [[Britfag|British]] [[16 year-old girl|16 year old]] [[Transgender]] teen named Brianna Ghey gets stabbed to death in a park in Cheshire, United Kingdom.
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| *3 students get mass-murdered and 5 other get wounded at the [[Michigan]] State University.
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| *Susan Wojcicki finally retires as the CEO of [[JewTube]].
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| :Sadly, Neal Mohan, a well known [[NFT]] aficionado, becomes the new CEO of JewTube.
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| *Our [[Discord]] Server got [[baleeted]]. <s>We will be back on there eventually.</s> '''Any "ED Discord" you see from now on is unofficial!!'''
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| *Nemao, a [[France|French]] animator who obsesses over [[Happy Tree Friends]] gets outed as a [[pedophile]].
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| *[[Japan]] finally raises their country's Age Of Consent from 13 to 16.
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| *[[TV|Teletoon]] finally shuts down, it'll become the [[Canada|Canadian]] version of [[Cartoon Network]] eventually.
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| *[[Dilbert]]'s creator Scott Adams reveals himself to be a homophobic, transphobic, [[Donald Trump|Trumper]], resulting in his comic being discontinued on newspapers.
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| :Leave it to the creator of Dilbert to find a way to get fired on his Sunday off.
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| *A {{age|2000|3|30}}-year-old [[Twitch]] streamer named Kwite (Powerword: Tyler Gadner Wirkz) <s>gets outed for sexual assault.</s>''' Never mind, yet another false allegation from an [[attention whore]], this time from a [[tranny]]!'''
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| *A fanbase for a shitty [[K-Pop]] band named [[SNCA|BLACKPINK]] from the [[Philippines]] drops a [[Thai]] member of the group named Lisa over a fucking [[cake]], potentially ruining her birthday and causing massive butthurt on Twitter.
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| *[[Genshin Impact]] voice actor Elliot Gindi gets outed as a [[pedophile]], causing his short-lived career to be terminated.
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| ==March==
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| *[[Chocolate|Hershey's]] ([[Canada]]) decides to put a [[transgender]] woman in their recent ad campaign (for International Women's Day), causing massive butthurt; Whichs starts #BoycottHersheys to be trending on Twitter.
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| *[[Joe Biden]] finds himself in hot water after footage surfaced of him laughing to a mother who had her 2 sons die due to [[drugs|fentanyl]] poisoning.
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| :HOW WAS HE EVEN ELECTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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| *[[Virtual YouTubers|Vtuber]] nobody Pikamee [[Retired|"graduates"]] because she got trolled by her chat for streaming [[Hogwarts Legacy]].
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| *The drug store Walgreen's stops selling [[abortion]] pills, causing a lot of butthurt women to rage, and take to [[Twitter|the only place of social media]] to start a boycott.
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| *Tucker Carlson of [[Faux News]] releases more footage of the [[Trump|January 6 2021]] incident; This causes it to trend yet again 2 years later.
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| *A documentary of [[Jared Fogle]] from [[Subway]] is made and released, which causes Jared to trend on social media yet again.
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| *The Silicon Valley Bank, the 2nd largest bank of all of America, collapses.
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| :OH NOES, WHERES ALL THE MONEY!!1!
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| *It's Saint Patty's Day again, time to get [[drunk]] as usual.
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| *[[Chris-Chan]] gets released from jail.
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| *Another attempt of a [[high score]] goes on at a school in [[Tennessee]] by some {{age|1995|3|24}}-year-old [[tranny]] "male" who goes by [[Audrey Hale]] (Aiden). Six people get killed.
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| *The [[Nintendo]] eShop finally shuts down on the 3DS and Wii U consoles respectively.
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| :"End of an Error"
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| *dropdatwat's article gets flushed from the Encyclopedia Dramatica database.
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| :One may be able to still find the article elsewhere [[dubious disclaimer|but who knows]]....
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| *[[Donald Trump]] gets [[v&|arrested]]. Good riddance.
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| ==April==
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| *[[Andrew Tate]] gets released from prison and is now on house arrest.
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| *A 4.2 magnitude earthquake is spotted in [[Oklahoma]].
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| *A movie for a shitty decade-old kid-targeted vidya game named [[FNAF]] is announced.
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| :We're sooo doomed.
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| *A huge ass [[fire]] breaks out at a recycling plant in Richmond, [[Indiana]], which is almost near the state's border with [[Ohio]].
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| *Television cartoon show [[The Owl House]] finally ends.
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| :[[Fact|Thank God.]]
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| *Some 21-year-old dumbass from the [[Massachusetts]] Air National Guard gets [[v&]] for leaking shit from the Pentagon and posting the contents on [[Discord]].
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| :LOL. good try tho!
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| *Chris Tyson, a friend of [[MrBeast]], comes out as [[transgender]], causing massive butthurt.
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| *[[SuperMarioLogan]] gets busted for falling in love with his best friend's cousin, despite the fact that he has a fucking wife and child. He even sent [[porn]] to a [[pedo|minor]].
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| :We got another potential [[EDP445]] in our hands.
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| *April 20th, is always a very important day. Weed Day, [[Adolf Hitler]]'s birthday, the 24th anniversary of [[Columbine]], the 17th anniversary of [[Mitchell Henderson]] committing [[an hero]] over losing his [[iPod]], etc. Also YouTuber [[Illuminati|iilluminaughtii]] ruining her career within the span of the day!!
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| :Overall, a lot of great things have happened on this day.
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| *[[Tucker Carlson]] finally "leaves" [[Faux News]].
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| *[[Jerry Springer]] dies from [[cancer|pancreatic cancer]] at the age of 79.
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| :Shine on you crazy media troll.
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| ==May==
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| *May Dayand notthing happens as usual.
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| :COMMIES: SEETHE!
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| *A video of a cat being blended alive surfaces OTI and causes massive butthurt, it was later revealed to be a [[Chinese]] person responsible for blending that poor cat.
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| :[[NEDM]] makes a sudden comeback?
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| *A 24-year-old named Deion Patterson goes on a mass shooting at a medical center in [[Atlanta]], [[Georgia]]. 1 die and 4 others get wounded.
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| ==June==
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| *A Russian gets eaten by a shark and a [https://web.archive.org/web/20230609194539/https://files.catbox.moe/ieqmnw.MP4 video] of it is posted online.
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| *[https://web.archive.org/save/https://files.catbox.moe/5is0qa.mp4 A Syrian stabbed a bunch of kids] in a French playground.
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| :Being the cucks those Europeans are - they whimpered, moaned and cried trying to block him with backpacks, as he gleefully continued his spree with no guns or cops to be found.
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| *[[Theodore Kaczynski|Ted Kaczynski]] dies.
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| ::The Industrial Revolution and its' disastrous consequences strike again...
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| *Treat Williams [[Dead|dies]] on a motorcycle after "doing a [[Gary Busey]]" into a Honda SUV
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| *A piece-of-junk submarine [[OceanGate|dives to visit the Titanic]] with 5 people and [[asking for it|implodes]].
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| *[[Cyraxx]] gets arrested for attempting to beat a troll with a baseball bat.
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| :As they say, [[Chris-chan#His facility transfer|a soul for a soul]].
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| *On June 26th - [[Ariana Grande]] turned 30.
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| :Hey, We'd still tap it.
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| ==July==
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| *3rd - Reality hits make-believe when Robert DeNiro's grandson overdoses on Fentanyl-laced pills
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| *7th - [[Patrick Crusius|The El Paso shooter]] is finally sentenced to prison
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| *11th - [[Microsoft]] wins against the FTC lawsuit in it's acquisition of Activision-Blizzard, causing massive butthurt from [[Sony]] fanboys.
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| *11th - [[Charles Manson|Leslie Van Houten]] was released on parole after 53 years in [[prison]].
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| *23rd - [[Elon Musk]] completely shits up [[Waaaambulance|Twitter]] after buyin' it and changes the site-name to [[XXX|X]].
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| :A lot of users got confused (probably thinking Musk changed it into a porn site) and got pissed off about it.
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| *25th - Everyone's favorite [[Ireland|Irish]] baldie, Sinead O'Connor dies from [[suicide|An Hero'ing]].
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| *30th - [[Paul Reubens]], better known as Pee-wee Herman, dies. The wearing of ''The Rose-Colored Glasses of Nostalgia'' has people focusing only on his wacky comedy antics and conveniently forgetting that he was arrested for [[masturbating]] in a private booth at an "adult theater" , and was also later charged in 2003 on obscenity charges.
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| :He at least made it big in Hollywood, and still managed to ''keep his hands to himself.''
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| *Also on the 30th - Yet another [[terrorist|Islamic]] suicide bombing kills 63 people with over 200 injured.
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| :[[Fox News]] reported from Hell that [[Mohammed]] was "يسر، ولكن يمكن أن نفعل ما هو أفضل."
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| ==August==
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| * 8th - On the island of Maui, [[Hawaii]] a wildfire destroys a small time town, killing <s>55</s> <s>93</s> 115 people, and leaving more than a thousand missing (probably dead.)
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| * 9th <s>- [[Lil Tay]], Internet influencer dies at 14.[[Pedo]]philic [[necrophilia|necrophiles]] are grabbing their shovels.</s>
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| :Turned out to be a hoax
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| * 17th - [[IShowSpeed]] accidentally flashes his [[File:Penisfilter.png|PENIS|link=PENIS]] over Chica from [[Five Nights at Freddy's]] during a live stream.
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| :It is said that many 12-year-olds were scarred for life that day.
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| * 23rd - Yevgeny Prigozhin is killed in a plane crash, either bombed or shot down. [https://web.archive.org/web/20230828185940/https://telegra.ph/Yevgeny-Prigozhin-crash-videos-08-28 The videos] are posted online for everyone's personal [[Lulz|entertainment]].
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| * 24th - [[Japan]] dumps a good piece of radioactive waste into the Pacific.
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| :[[Godzilla]] to appear IRL soon, from this incident?
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| * 25th - [[Donald Drumpf|Donald Trump]] surrenders, becoming the first US president ever to be arrested. kek.
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| * 26th - Bob Barker of "[[Game Show|The Price Is Right]]" fame and supplier of [[gaol]]-ware dies, aged 99.
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| :Bob Barker: Spayed and Neutered for the last time.
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| * 27th - In Jacksonville, [[Florida]], another white [[Nazi]] supremacist ,[[Ryan Christopher Palmeter]] starts a shooting killing [[coward|3]] before [[an hero]]-ing.
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| *[[Maddox]] releases a video “exposing” Justin Whang, and asterios kokkinos.
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| * 28th - Joe The Plumber is dead.
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| :Old Meme is <strike>Old</strike> Dead.
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| ==September==
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| *1st - [[Parrotheads|Jimmy Buffett]], self proclaimed leader of the [[Marijuana|dope]] smoking, [[alcohol]]ic beach bum lifestyle is [[cancer|finally]] dead.
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| *5th
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| ** Gary Wright, known for the pretty cool [[1970s]] song '''Dream Weaver''' gets to find out if [[Nihilism]] or [[God]] is the right answer.
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| ** Mother Nature is pissed and spawns storm Daniel in [[Greece]], pwning at least 4.
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| *10th - Daniel storm continues to pwn at least <s>5100</s> 19,000 NPCs in Lybia. There are also 10,100+ missing probably dead NPCs. The Daniel Storm passed by on the 12th.
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| *12th - [[Apple]] unveils the [[iPhone]] X v5.0, which ''finally'' gets rid of their crappy cables and starts using completely revolutionary [[USB]]-C.
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| *13th - A 100-trillion-year-old [[bullshit|paper-mache]] alien "mummy" is revealed to the surprised [[spic]] public, despite it being made by the same faggots that fabricated another debunked alien stunt.
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| *23rd - A car bomb (probably from Al-Shabab) explodes at a checkpoint in Beledweyne, Somalia, killing at least 30 people.
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| *25th - In Iraq, after glowing up the [[bombs|fireworks]] in a wedding, somebody starts a mass fire and kills about 114 people [[Epic Win|including the newlywed husband and wife]].
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| * 27th - A new challenger appears!!!!, shot 3 people in a bar in Sweden.
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| *28th
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| **Again, Pakistan experiences another bombing, this time killing 57 ppl.
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| ** Some troublemaker teen cuts the [[Shit no one cares about|Sycamore Gap]] and got [[party van|V]]& for being a massive idiot.
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| *29th
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| **In Ausfailia, a whale strikes a boat killing 1 NPC and injuring critically another
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| **Ethan Crumbley, the Oxford high school shooter, is sentenced to life in prison without parole.
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| ::Hey, Ethan - [[ED|We]] hope you share your bunk with [[Bubba]]!!!.
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| ==October==
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| * 3rd - Famous idiot [[IShowSpeed]] almost an heroes on livestream from [[Fail|attempting a science experiment]]
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| * 4th
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| ** The host of the 2030 World Cup is officially confirmed: Spain, Portugal and Morocco with Uruguay, Argentina and Paraguay playing their ceremonial matches in their home countries with Chile [[fail|being left out]]
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| ** Mother Nature destroys the world again (this time in India) and pwns 74 NPCs with flash floods
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| * 5th - Israel (for the 1000th time!) declares "War" on Gaza/Palestine
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| * 7th - Hamas, went amok at a kike music festival and IRL-bans more than 260 ppl.
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| * 9th - [[Shit no one cares about|Tatmadaw launches a bomb in an IDP camp and kills 29 people]].
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| * 11th - A 19-year-old [[Spain|spanish]] girl is killed by Hamas. Also, the Hamas faggots leaked their naked corpse for teh [[lulz]]
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| * 14th - An [[internet sissy fight]] between [[SSSniperWolf]] and Jacksfilms escalates up to a new level after she shows up to his house and reveals his [[dox]] to all of the public, causing insurmountable amounts of e-drama and [[lulz]]
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| * 16th - [[Tunisia|Tunisian]] played high score and killed 2 swedes and injured a taxi driver during a Euro 2024 qualifying match between Sweden and Belgium. He later made a video about hating on [[Idiots|swedish coran burning]]. Hours later, police raped him with bullets and died several hours later.
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| * 17th
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| ** A missile is launched in a Gaza hospital and [[EPIC WIN|600]] ppl got BANNED.
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| ** Some [[muslim|mudslims]] in different countries went amok proceed shit and fuck up several embassies. Also, Lebanon ppl shitted up the US embassy.
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| * 23rd - [[Shit no one cares about|A train crash in the city of Bangladesh leaves 17 dead]]
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| * 25th - A man ([[Powerword|Robert Card]]) went amok in a city in [[Maine]], killing 18 and injuring about 13. It is currently the new [[Epic Win|high score of the year]].
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| * 27th - [[Robert Card]], the man behind the previously-mentioned Lewiston shootings, is found [[An hero|an heroed]] in the nearby woods of Lisbon.
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| *29th -'''[[wikipedia:2023 Ybor City shooting|2023 Halloween shooting]]''', After Robbie's Lulzfest, another lUser, with the name of Tyrell Stephen Phillips, pwns 2 ppl and wounds 18 others in a fight.
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| * 31st - <span class="blink" style="color:#FF6800;font-weight:bold;">IT IS HALLOWEEN, MY DUDES!!!</span>
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| ==November==
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| *3rd - In [[China|Nepal]], a magnitude 5.6 earthquake pwns 157 and destroys many mountain houses.
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| *9th
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| ** [[Omegle]] is taken out back and shot by its very own site admins. Motive: Fear of incoming Internet [[Censorship]] Laws, combined with lawsuits brought against the site because of fucking pedos mis-using the site.
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| ** Somehow, someway, [[Boogie2988]] drags his name down the mud even further with his own [[emo|pity-party]] documentary.
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| *11th - Spic police arrests over 121 [[pedobear|ppl]] for illegal possession of [[WTF|500 Terabytes]] of [[cp]]. Good luck with [[Bubba]]'s prison-raep pranks!!!
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| *13th - Yet another [[internet sissy fight]] occurs involving SomeOrdinaryGamers and Karl Jobst going after [[gamer|gaming YouTuber]] The Completionist over [[scam|his charity]].
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| *23rd - Some random Brazilian in [[Ireland]] decides to shank 4 people with a knife. Ireland's people responded to the stabbing with "[[vandalism]]", the same kind of vandalism as seen in the USA's riotous response to the 2020 death of [[George Floyd]].
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| *28th - Some [[troon|game developer]] who created the indie game [[The Coffin of Andy and Leyley]] got [[Docs|doxed]] by some teens from [[Soyjak.party]]. :Of course, [[weebs]] and [[coomers]] alike got butthurt.
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| *29th
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| **[[Henry Kissinger]] dies at the age of [[At least 100|100]].
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| **[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] goes down for 5 days because [[User:Kaizen|kaizen]] forgot to pay for the domain. When encyclopediadramatica.online became a parked domain, a bunch of autists forked [[EDF6|the forum]] at dramatica.lol; however it was short-lived as 1 or 2 days later encyclopediadramatica.online returned and the admin of dramatica.lol shut down his forum.
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| ==December==
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| * 1st - [[Soyjak.party]] would strike again, this time [[pwning]] anime YouTuber and [[lolicon]] advocate Rev Says Desu on the day of his wedding.
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| *3rd
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| ** Feeling the fade of irrelevancy, [[Hbomberguy]] would drop a three-hour long drivel over plagiarism, brewing up more [[lulz]] with many other YouTubers.
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| ** on the Sane day, [[Maddox]] also finally rekeases his take down of the Mexican Jew [[Dick Masterson]].
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| ** A new war is likely to begin between [[Venezuela]] and [[Guyana]] over pieces of jungle that include Jonestown.
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| *4th - [[Grand Theft Auto 6]] is ''finally'' officially revealed after [[at least 100 years]]
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| *7th - It is the [[William Atchison|Aztec school shooting]]'s 6th anniversary. Hopefully our faggot ex-sysop/jannie [[User:AlGore|AlGore]] is rolling in his grave now.
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| *10th
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| **Fearing the negative press from Jobst' and Mutahar's audiences, [[The Completionist]] would upload an official response, cementing his [[Video Game Reviewers|admittedly uneventful career]].
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| **[[Javier Milei]] officially becomes President of [[Argentina]] following his election.
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| **[[Hunter Avallone]] almost gets shot at by an ex-boyfriend of his now ex-girlfriend.
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| *11th - [[Shane Dawson]] outs himself as a [[pedophile]] by claiming that he thinks CP is sexy.
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| *14th - Fat [[redneck]] Hannah Payne is found guilty of killing a 62-year-old man who was a [[nigger]]. Got [[v&]].
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| *19th - YouTuber [[Dream]] uploads a spiritual successor to Kwite's video a few months back of dismantling and pointing out the fallacies found in the allegations made against him. Of course, mass [[butthurt]] ensued from [[no life|chronically online]] [[16-year-old girl]]s.
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| *21st - 24-year-old man named David Kozák [[Charles Whitman|goes amok at a university]] in the [[Czech|Czech Republic]], killing 15 people<small>(+two alleged forest kills six days prior)</small>. He is currently the second person this year to make it into the [[High score|Top 50]].
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| *22nd
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| ** Israel is estimated to have pwn'd around 20,000 Palestinians, nearly 1% of the entire population of the Gaza Strip.
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| ** The 2023 FIFA Club World Cup finally concludes with Manchester City winning their fourth title against Fluminense.
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| ==Gallery==
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| File:Kissinger Rest In Piss meme.jpg|GOODBYE KISSINGER
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| File:PWH - kept his hands to himself.jpg|Pee Wee Herman passed away of teh cancers in 2023
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| File:Dracula flow pic.png|[[Dracula Flow]], an YouTube sensation in 2023...
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| File:Omegle shutdown - KYM 51c.jpg|Omegle also closed themselves down in 2023. RIP Omegle Trolling
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| File:Jerry Springer RIP.jpg|Jerry Springer, iconic trash TV host bit the dust. "Final Thoughts" indeed.
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| </gallery>|<gallery>
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| File:Uncle Ted memes RIP X-ed out eyes.png|Uncle Ted [[An Hero|checked out]]...
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| File:RS354 Beatles NAT Large.jpg|Boomer band [[The Beatles]] released their final song in 2023. Crazy inn'it?
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| File:Ken-barba-ad.png|Ken was the unsung hero of [[Barbie|The Barbie Movie]]
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| File:Ae-tan CakeReversed.png|ED turned 19!!
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[nope|Need a recap]] of the previous year? That's ok, we have you covered anyway: '''[[2022]]'''
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| *[[:Category:Years|The "Years" category here on ED]]
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| {{Timeline|Dramatic Years|[[2022]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[2024]]}}
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| {{Timeline|Featured Article for December 31, [[2023]] and January 1, [[2024]]|[[Fishtank]]|{{PAGENAME}}|[[Rape]]}}
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