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[[Image:warming.jpg|thumb|left|[[God]] approves.]]
[[Image:Trump-global-warming-chinese-hoax.png|thumb|right|[[The Donald|The Don]] telling the truth, as always.]]
[[Image:MicrosoftWeatherPro.jpg|thumb|No wonder everyone's complaining about the weather, look who's controlling it.]]


'''[[Environmentalism|Global warming]]''' or '''global cooling''' or '''climate change''' is an ongoing terraforming process by [[Jews|lizardpeople]] to make the Earth more inhabitable for their [[women|cold-blooded brethren]]. The [[China|Chinese]] are also taking advantage of this hoax, in order to achieve economic supremacy over [[America|Murica]] and out-breed the white race.
== '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TAKE DOWN ED AGAIN'''</span>'''</span>''' ==


With the advent of the [[China|Industrial Revolution]], wood-burning advanced to fossil fuel burning: coal-burning, oil-burning and gas-burning, mainly to charge cellphones or make things "go" for a species oblivious of large-scale [[Time Cube|quantum teleportation]]. The geo-engineering process involves taking ancient forests that used solar power to sequester carbon for millions of years, and releasing the carbon into the atmosphere to warm this icy class M planet for further colonization. Since nearly [[69]]% of megacities on Earth are coastal, the reptiloid plan involves melting Antarctica in order to rise the sea level by 300 feet, thereby swamping [[New York|major]] [[Tokyo|global]] cities which humans foolishly built near coastlines due to the laughable derelict technology of wind-powered sea-faring ships. After relying on the Earth's oceans and [[tsunami|weather]] [[hurricane|patterns]] to destroy most the planets [[poor|most aggressive specimens]], the surviving humans can then easily be herded into caged enclosures and the transition to human factory farming can begin on land. Due to the increase in ocean area, human factory farms can also be located in water, like the ancient human sea farms that led to the breeding of [[dolphin|cetaceans]].
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[[Some argue]] global warming is a conspiracy by global politicians to charge you more money for going to work by creating a 'carbon tax' - and by lazy scientists who prefer a good old whinge instead of doing some actual work like developing fusion power - because what [[Al Gore]] and the [[arborphilia|tree-shagger brigade]] don't seem to understand is that most people would be happy to have a free power source for their cars.
 
In the history of our planet, there were [[at least 100|at least 6 or 7]] ICE AGES [[over 9000|over the course of Earth's history]], countless volcanos, and walking McDonald's ingredients long before the combustion engine - and now <del>scientists</del> politicians all agree with each other for their ass-raping pleasure that everybody has to start [[Fire|burning]] shit, and we'll have enough carbon dioxide in the atmosphere to really change things. In fact, if another Ice Age does occur, then warming the earth with emissions will help reduce the catastrophic temperature drop. The emissions caused by Gore's big, fat, mouth and ass should be more than enough.
 
Another pointer to the fact that global warming is all bullshit is the large number of offshore windfarms being erected by the same retards who are <del>telling us</del> forcing it down our throats, that the sea is going to get a fuck load deeper in the next couple of decades - which goes to show how much faith they have in wind energy to begin with.
 
 
[[Last Thursday]] Al Gore brought up [[Godwin's Law|Godwin's law]] and therefore automatically lost the argument by comparing [[Godwin|Global Warming to Nazis]].  [http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/environment/article6658672.ece Seriously.]
 
The [[Nothing|supposed effects]] of global warming will not affect [[you]] in any way, so [[rape|pollute]] as much as possible to [[Lulz|troll future generations.]]
 
As of 2024, the people of Denmark went from being Vikings to paying taxes on cow farts to the [[jews]], and the people of Britan went from being conquerers to paying "carbon tax" on the cars that they drive, even though the monarchy and politicians in Britan fly private jets to get around. We wish with all our hearts that we were joking.
 
==Reversing Global Warming==
* Scientists just found out the way to prevent the global warming - depopulate the world of [[niggers]], because they are black and absorb light. [[White People]] reflect light. Reflected sunlight does not contribute to the greenhouse effect, unlike the heat energy emitted by dark surfaces heated by the sun. Reflected light means lower temperature means no global warming! Teh epic [[win]] for all.
 
[[File:Factory belching polution.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>Maybe those of us that live in the North want Global Warming to happen</center>]]
 
* Stop recycling paper or cardboard. Every time you recycle these materials, you prevent a new tree from being planted on a tree farm, in place of the one that was cut down. Growing trees, making them into stuff, and then burying that stuff in landfills where it will never, ever degrade is a highly effective and time-proven method for '''geological sequestration'''. That's the liberal scientist term for removing carbon dioxide from the air, and burying it like a dog. Plus, the very thought of doing this seriously pisses off treehugging hippies, which is even cooler than ending global warming!
 
 
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==Predicted Effects==
 
[[Image:Piracygood.jpg|thumb|It's what Jesus would do.]]
 
Predicted effects of global warming include the following:
 
* Earth's average global surface temperature will increase by 1-6 degrees Celsius. OH NOES!!1
* Sales of lawn furniture will increase by 300%.
* [[Hippies|Hippie]] [[Arborphilia|tree-hugging]] faggots will bitch about how [[Gaia]] is crying, meaning that things will never get so bad to the point where they stop bitching and get a job.
* The world's poor will take it [[in the ass]] (figuratively).
* All mixed drinks will come with little paper umbrellas, to keep them from evaporating in the hot sun.
* The world's poor will take it [[in the ass]] (literally).
* [[Over 9,000]] [[Katrina|Katrinas]] will hit [[New Orleans]], [[And nothing of value was lost|which everyone knows is full of niggers and rednecks]].
* [[Furries]] will begin to die off from heat stroke while [[yiff]]ing in their [[fursuit]]s.
* The [[Jewnited States of Americunts|United States]] will go to war in the Middle East (again), but this time for water.
* [[Al Gore]] will eat your children.
* Air conditioner sales will skyrocket. (This proves that the [[Jews|Jews]] are a major figure in Global Warming, since most of them are known to own shops that supply air conditioners)
* Two generations down, God will send Noah down from Heaven again in an Ark to save no one and nothing except the world's porn collection, a few hot sluts, and possibly a nigger or two to work in Heaven's farms since [[White People|the white man]] is getting lazy. Noah will deny entry to anyone or anything else, and [[Some Argue|it is speculated]] that the side of the Ark will have [[I DID IT FOR THE LULZ]] written on the side of it in [[Gay.pl|rainbow-colored figlets]].
* [[LOLWUT|Since spiders grow slightly larger when the temperature is warmer, the world will be dominated by giant, bullet-proof spiders. Not lying.]]
* BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
 
==Planet Earth is alive==
 
[[Image:Global_Warming.jpg|thumb|YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!]]
 
[[Agent Smith|Some people]] think that Earth is like a giant living creature, and humans are [[herpes|viruses]]. So what happens when we have viruses? We raise the temperature to kill off the virus, then everybody is [[^_^|happy]]. There are slight [[oh noes|problem]]s with this theory.
 
a) The [[hippy|hippies]] are glad that earth will fix itself except they will all be doomed.
b) We can [[bomb|nuke]] the shit out of Gaia.
 
=== The Great Lakes States And Global Warming ===
 
Fuck you, we want it.
 
Every January, people from cities like [[Cleveland]] and Buffalo all go outside at Midnight on New Years Day to start breaking open cans of CFCs to help speed up the global warming process because we are sick and tired of freezing our asses off.
 
== Why Global Warming is Bullshit (contains science content and lulz) ==
 
[[Image:Global_warming_demotivator.jpg|thumb|According to [[leftard]]s, [[lie|polar bears are incapable of swimming]]; therefore [[bullshit|it's IMPOSSIBLE that one would climb upon an ice floe that was ALREADY far from land.]]]]
# Carbon Dioxide is a '''PRODUCT''' of temperature change, not a cause.
# Greenhouse gasses form together at the troposphere, in theory, the rate of warming should be highest at this point, however, this is not the case.
# The Berlin Wall came down and the commies had to run and find a new guise.
# There is NO direct evidence linking Global Warming to anthropogenic greenhouse gasses.
# Every time a person buys a Hybrid, [[God]] cries.
# Al Gore will eat your children regardless.
# Pretty much anyone who does scientific research to question global warming gets blacklisted, unfunded, and/or attacked by green groups. So its not really science. Science functions from always trying to prove AND disprove a theory.
# The rise in temperature and carbon dioxide is due to a magical cycle [[noone]] can possibly explain.
# Global temperatures on Mars, Neptune and Europa have been observed and are also rising, [http://www.nasa.gov/centers/ames/research/2007/marswarming.html Nasa confirms], which means that the link between Global Warming and Carbon Dioxide is bullshit. [http://www.livescience.com/1349-sun-blamed-warming-earth-worlds.html Clicky] [http://seoblackhat.com/2007/03/04/global-warming-on-mars-pluto-triton-and-jupiter/ Clicky]
# The Thermal capacity (or specific heat) of CO2 (about 0.8 J/(g*K)) is lower than that of air (about 1'ish J/(g*K)), meaning that pumping CO2 into the air will bring the thermal capacity down as the percentage of CO2 rises, not up. This is why in the 70's [[hippie|hippies]] tried to tell everyone industry would cause a big freeze in the 90's, and we all know how that turned out, [[faggotry|don't we]]?[http://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/nitrogen-d_977.html Clicky] [http://www.engineeringtoolbox.com/carbon-dioxide-d_974.html Clicky]
# Jews came up with the theory of global warming - 'nuff said. They even killed Michael Crichton (creator of Jurassic Park) because he wrote a novel (State of Fear) questioning it with scientific evidence.
# The vast majority of the greenhouse effect is caused by water vapor, not carbon dioxide.
#There are more polar bears now than ever in history. SRSLY!!!
 
Remember to point out these indisputable facts on message boards and forums regarding global warming for maximum lulz.
 
'''''Carbon Dioxide: They Call it Pollution? We Call it Life!''''' This video is a sure way to get leftist panties into a super-twist.
 
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A bright side of global warming...BRING IT ON?
 
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I don't think you have a pool. Enjoy your basement.
 
Why is there so much Global Warming/Climate Change fear mongering in the media??!!
 
Proof that [[Jews Did WTC|Jews did Global Warming]] using Mainstream Media:
 
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==Dramalamadingdong cha cha cha==
 
[[Image:Forget The Planet by RejectedDreams.jpg|thumb|[[Fuck]] the environment! Save your soul instead!]]
 
Global warming is a constant source of lulz and drama on the internets. The theory is that supporting the global warming theory (even if you don't know jack shit about it) will automatically add [[Over 9000|50 or 60]] points to your I.Q. and will put you in the same category as that raspy voiced wheelchair [[Stephen_Hawking|motherfucker]] who wrote that book about God fucking the Milky Way in its hole and making such an explosive cumshot that [[wat|it created the universe]]. 
 
The argument goes like this:
 
"Global Warming is like, so totally true because I saw [[Al Gore]] in a movie talking about it."
 
"Yes, but what about the [[batshit crazy|rabid, heretical]] nature of the scientific community to denounce anyone who questions the validity of some of the findings and the absolutely insane methods suggested to combat it?"
 
''"OMG U R LIEK A KNUCKLDRAGGER! YUR STUPIDD! U NEEDS TO BE BANNED U RACIST LOLOLOLOLOL"''
 
[[Bill Nye]] thinks that useless old people who deny climate change [https://archive.fo/yxGtD should die]. Who the hell would miss them, anyway?
 
'''For maximum lulz:'''
# Go to a [[Something Awful|message board]] where the easily butthurt majority consider themselves misunderstood intellectuals (i.e. geeks).
# Start a new topic stating that you think Global Warming is fucking bullshit.
# Kick back with a [[piss|Milwaukee's Best]] or [[PBR]], and watch the lulz unfold before your very eyes.
 
==[[New Zealand]] on Alarmism in Global Warming==
[[Image:Water_Heater_Blanket.jpg|thumb|If global warming is such an issue, why are these conspiracy theorists wasting time wrapping their water heaters and fridges in tin foil?]]
<youtube>2DaWZz_InZE</youtube>
 
== Controversy ==
[[File:GlobalWarmingTimes.png|thumb|right]]
 
The so-called "threat" of global warming is actually ordained by God, providing the catalyst for the next stage of human evolution. Winds will run swiftly across the plains, ever-increasing, and Tonr - the furious one, of the shining paths - shall make his glorious appearance daily across all regions of the world. And where he strikes, magnificent rains will then immediately pour down to heal and rejuvenate the Earth. The weak shall tremble and be swept away by massive floods, and those disturbing the correct natural order will die horrifically at the hands of us who embrace the transformation and enhancement of this planet.
 
===[[Climategate]]===
 
In November 2009 it was discovered that [[HACKERS ON STEROIDS]] had breached the [[Dog Curtains]] of the prestigious [[bill nye|Climatic Research Unit]] in England and snatched up thousands of e-mails and other shit that revealed that [[green]]fags had been [[nice try|cherry-picking and doctoring]] intel on the causes and effects of Global Warming to make it look worse than it actually was.
 
When the [[hackers]] dropped the dox right before the big [[UN]] '''2009 Climate Change Conference''' in Copenhagen, giant brix were shat by everyone from [[old media]] to the [[blogosphere]] to butthurt [[glenn beck|Global Warming deniers]] to irate (and embarrassed) [[hippies|climate scientists]] in a shitstorm that became known as [[Climategate]].
 
Scientists called bullshit but instead of denying the leaked info was tampered with by them, they [[911|BAAAWWWD]] about "[[YHBT|the illegal taking of data]]" rather than address the data diddling charges. [[The Man]] responded by launching a criminal investigation of the server hax and subsequent personal threats made against the scientists mentioned in the e-mails. Meanwhile [[Faux News]] and co, were happy as pigs in shit because this all -naturally- meant that [[Al Gore]] was wrong and should return his Nobel Prize. Ironic, since [http://www.dailytech.com/Blogger+finds+Y2K+bug+in+NASA+Climate+Data/article8383.htm| the actual reason] he is wrong goes uncommented on by all but a few tech geeks showing off [[e-peen]] and religious nuts looking for any excuse to keep shitting on the planet they believe was given to them by [[God|Space Alpha Monkey]].
 
== Additional Trolling Advice ==
 
There are other ways to troll global warming supporters. Playing the retard troll isn't always the best option. A good way to get maximum lulz here is to pose as a legitimate poster; make posts that seem legitimate, but are actually to incite drama. Global warming supporters are usually narcissistic cuntcakes thinking that they're better than [[Raptor Jesus]] because they're [http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2010/mar/15/green-consumers-more-likely-steal| saving the world.] Play on this ask them about their own electricity use and flame them for polluting the world. For even more lulz get contradictory evidence to global warming (www.icecap.us, www.friendsofscience.org) and a flame fest will ensue.
 
Another great way to troll is inform them that the total output of CO2 by the entire human population is only 3.5% of the yearly emission of CO2 (mostly Volcanoes and the 2.5 billion cows and sheep). Then raep them.
 
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File:Fuckinggayfurry666.jpg|Despite what resource-exhausing loudmouths they are, furries still get on the craze.
File:Global_Warming_-_Is_Awesome.jpg|But maybe global warming is a *GOOD* thing.
File:Neptune temps.JPG|Lol, we're warming Neptune too!
File:POTN You may Know me.jpg|End the glacial menace. Contribute to Global warming today!
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==Related links==
* [http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm A complete list of things hippies believe is caused by global warming] Over 9,000 Lulz inside.
* [http://www.stopglobalwarming.org/default.asp Join the virtual march] and make a virtual difference today!
* [http://worldjumpday.org/ World Jump Day] harnesses the power of human jumping to change things for the better.
* [http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=288952680655100870 watch this] 75 minutes of epic lulz!
* [http://churchofglobalwarming.com/ The Church of Global Warming]! 'nuff said.
* [http://cei.org/pdf/5539.pdf Why ''An Inconvenient Truth'' is complete and utter horse crap. shit will blow yer mind.]
* [http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/opinion/climate-facts-to-warm-to/story-e6frg7ko-1111115855185 An Inconvenient Omission: The globe hasn't gotten any warmer in the past 10 years.]
 
==See Also==
*[[1010]]
*[[Al Gore]]
*[[Fuck for Forest]]
*[[Liberal]]
*[[Bernie Sanders]]
*[[Mo Brooks]]
 
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