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| '''Opioids''' have been found in comprehensive clinical testing to be among the safest recreational drugs available today, with no potential for addiction, no significant impairment of cognitive processes or motor skills, and no long term effects on mental or physical health other than making people like you more. | | '''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''<span style="font-size:larger;">'''BALEET THE [[Icewillow9|ICEWILLOW9]] ARTICLE RIGHT NOW'''</span>'''</span>''' |
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PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK 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BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS DOUCHEBAG NIGGER PRICK ARSE ARSEHOLE ASSHOLE HORSESHIT BULLSHIT ARSEHEAD CUNT BITCH BASTARD NIGGA SHITE TWAT WANKER MOTHERFUCKER SLUT WANK WANKING FATHERFUCKER SISTERFUCKER BROTHERFUCKER DICKHEAD NIGRA FAGGOT FUCK SHIT ASS PISS DICK COCK BOLLOCKS 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| * [[Orgasm|An intense euphoric high]] that feels like getting a rusty trombone from [[God]] himself
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| * Sedation, but not sloppy like with [[alcohol]] or [[benzos]]
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| * More enthusiasm, and an increased desire to socialize with other people ([[you]]'ll actually have friends now!)
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| * You'll start nodding off after a while
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| * Makes such annoying shit as [[Lucky Star]] and [[YouTube Poop]] <del>amusing</del> tolerable. This is why you always see House watching shitty daytime soap operas and having a grand old time doing so.
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| And best of all, [[truth|absolutely no negative side-effects]]. It's a wonder why more people in the world aren't popping, butt popping, snorting, smoking, and injecting these holy substances.
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| == Heroin ==
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| [[Image:Bayer-heroin.jpg|thumb|Bayer brand Heroin - the sedative for coughs and Q*bert!]]
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| [[Image:Heroinneedletracks.jpg|thumb|Makes your arm moar awesome too.]]
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| First invented in 1939 by German Nazi scientists researching the semenic content of the mentally retarded, it has since become a source of false inspiration for "artists" such as [[Kurt Cobain]] and Perry Farrell.
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| [[Heron|Heroin]] has a star on the [[Hollywood]] Walk of Fame for its roles in such films as ''Requiem for a Dream'', ''Ray'' and ''[[Paigegirl]] Pussifies [[Portland]].''
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| Also, it's basically the greatest thing ever and you will always want moar.
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| In recent events, [[Nazi]] [[love|loving]] [[retard|lefttards]] sought to further advance their [[conspiracy theory|legislative final solution]] against [[niger|niggers]] and those of [[nigger|low income]] by putting a ban and/or stricter controls on opiates like Oxycontin, Morphine and Vicodin.
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| People who once were getting a good safe fix from prescription drugs, all of a sudden saw their supply dry up because [[asshole|government officials]] decided that people needed to be protected from these dangerous meds after a single [[white]], rich kid died from an overdose after illegally buying an insane amount of pills from Former Vice President Al Gore's son, Mary-Kate Olsen, Winona Ryder, Heath Ledger and [[mom|your mom]]. Yup, [[White Devils|white people]] ruin everything.
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| Without a supplier for their fix and no other recourse, pill poppers, impressed with the free samples, took the advice of dealers and went to Heroin, because, in a dealer's words, "It ain't all that different".
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| Just as planned, overdoses are on the increase and sales are up - further funding [[crazy|secret black op government agencies]] whose job it is to keep the [[nigger|black man]] down.
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| It should be noted, much like all bans and prohibitions on anything in America, if you have the [[friends|connections]] or the [[money]], you will still be able to get what you want. [[Republican|Laws are for everyone else.]]
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| '''[[PROTIP]]:''' Shoot it, unless you're a fucking pussy. [[Truth|It's the only safe way]]. If you don't, the terrorists [[win]].
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| ==Codeine==
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| [[Image:Purpledrank.jpg|thumb|Note - purple drank cannot be made with Robotussin, as it doesn't contain codeine. See [[DXM]] for the effects of robo]]
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| Also known as '''methylmorphine''', '''codeine''' is a drug difficult to spell and generally a bit shit. Codeine is available in over-the-counter painkillers in England and Canada. These ''will'' fuck you up, but the thrill seeker must be cautious as these fuckers are laced with caffeine, as to head off the drowsiness and constipation that codeine induces. Codeine is also responsible for many [[lulz]] when one watches someone who hasn't taken them for the buzz overestimate how many pills they actually need to get stoned. The reactions of this are sleepiness, severe vomiting and loss of muscle function. In the case of [[epic lulz]], it can cause death from severe depression of the pulmonary system (you cease to be able to breathe). In the case of the latter lulz, one should get the lffs over with, quietly leave the scene after wiping for fingerprints and call as a "[[Anonymous|concerned citizen]]" from an "undisclosed location". To do otherwise, or any attempt to be responsible in any way, leads to being [[FBI|Party V&]] and possibly script fodder for an episode of CSI.
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| '''[[PROTIP]]:''' If you're a Britfag, go out and buy some OTC Nurofen+, and using the guide in the Vicodin section of this article, do a CWE. Then stick the resulting solution after Cold Water Extraction in a turkey baster, bend over, [[YHBT|shove it up your ass]], and squeeze. Srsly. Rectal administration=higher bioavailability=win for everywunz!!!1!!1one. Alternatively, if you don't want to be [[gay|the gay]] ('''why not?'''), just take the pure liquid [[blowjob|orally]] and wash it down with something, as it has a very bitter aftertaste.
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| Niggers and their [[Wigger|hangers-on]] also take prescription cough syrup containing Codeine and Promethazine (an opiate potentiator) and mix it with Sprite, ice, and Jolly Ranchers to make a concoction referred to as "purple drank". This is also known as "lean", "sizzurp", "drank", or "Texas Tea". This is popular in the [[Georgia,_USA|South]] and has led to the creation of "[[Shit|Chopped and Screwed]]" music, as well as a horde of opiate-addicted niggers babbling on the internet about getting their lean on; not to mention a few lulzy deaths.
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| ==Dilaudid==
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| The holy grail of opiates for most, and the third most powerful there is. Doing Dilaudid automatically makes you a fuckin' God amongst your fellow junkies. It has very little effect when taken orally or snorted. '''[[PROTIP]]:''' IV is the only good way to do Dilaudid, so stop being a [[faggot]] pussy. It's like everything <s>bad</s> awesome about heroin, morphine, and opiate prescription pills combined.
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| There are many niggers toting generic fake 4mg tabs, you need to kick these cunts in the throat and find a true Aryan who has a few handfuls of 8 mg tabs. These "tabs of joy" simulate the same joy [[Candyjunkie]], [[Ripper]], and all of the lame cocksuckers in the same vein. 1488 Niggers!!
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| ==Fentanyl==
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| [[File:Fentanyl lollipop.jpg|thumb|Keep getting that [[Blowjob|oral drug fix]], hoe.]]
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| The true holy grail of opiates. It's the most powerful opiate ever manufactured for human use ([https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etorphine Etorphine] is waaaaay stronger), and has around 100x the potency of Morphine. Fent will knock even the most experienced opiate [[junkie]] on his ass by truly taking their breath away. On the street, it comes in patch form and lollipops ([[ya rly]]). Although many people have died from an overdose on Fentanyl, and from injecting Fentanyl they were sold as heroin, they're obviously a bunch of [[pussies]]. [[Do it faggot|Six lollipops in your mouth and ten patches on your arm, if you really want to feel it]].
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| ==Kratom==
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| '''Kratom''' is a marvelous plant found in Southeast [[Asia]] that will fuck you up for several hours -- that is, if you can force 15 grams of that bitter, putrid dried leaves down your throat quickly enough. However since most Kratom you find on the Internets is complete crap -usually just dried leaves from some fuckers Autumnal yardwork - your miles may vary. The [[ODB|experts at ED]] suggest pulverising the dried leaves in a blender and filling up gelcaps to avoid the nasty taste or eating in [[sammich]]es or sprinkled on [[pizza]]. Presently (c.2009) it is [[illegal]] in [[Australia]] and [[Commonwealth|a handful of other countries that don´t matter.]]
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| This wonderdrug can be used in two ways: in smaller doses it acts as a [[crack|stimulant]] whilst larger doses will make you batshit happy and feeling no pain for most of the day. A megadose is like chugging Vicodin all day like you were [[Greg House]] and without any of the nasty liver damage usually associated with prescription painkillers. Mind you, since there are virtually zero studies on the drug, holes in your liver may be the least of your worries after consuming copious amounts of strange vegetation from [[poor|Third World]] countries where people shit in the woods and liberally sprinkle their crops with all manner of pesticides that have been [[b&]] in the civilised world for [[over 9000]] years for making frogs grow second heads (this is not a Kratom high hallucination).
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| Kratom is also a '[[fail|high with a ceiling]], which means that not only is there no chance in overdosing but once you get used to it you are left with a buzz akin to fucking for 24 hours on end wishing you could reach a climax that will never [[cum|come]].
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| Countless junkies everywhere buy kratom from Indonesia in a cheap attempt to get off of heroin, dilaudid, oxycontin and the monster dick grabber, Methadone. It is unknown whether or not these dickholes will continue to be addicted to all opiates possible, or wake up another day free of opiates only to find themselves in the ultimate schadenfreude lulz, where no one is free of hard drugs and soon starts sucking nigger cock for their fix.
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| Other uses include a 100% failsafe method of coming down from withdrawal after a heroin binge. Fighting withdrawal of Kratom addiction itself is then combatted by using alcohol.
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| '''The definitive guide to Kratom from {{yt|cu|LEATHERrebelJUSTICE|Vinny Todd [[Butt]]afuoco}}.'''
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| <youtube>462KJRd-oVY</youtube>
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| ==Loperamide==
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| Loperamide, also known as Imodium, is an anti-diarrhea medication that’s available over-the-counter. It’s technically an opioid, which means a ton of stupid addicts are attempting to use it to mitigate withdrawal symptoms once the [[Buprenorphine]] runs out. Since it barely affects the opioid receptors in the brain, you need a fuckton of pills to get any worthwhile high from this shit. Taking over 50 milligrams (usually 25 tablets of 2mg each) can give a light opioid buzz, with the only downside being absolutely wreaking havoc on your digestive system, to the point where you won’t shit for the rest of the month. Serves you right for trying to replace literal fucking heroin with diarrhea pills, faggot. Apparently you can also try chasing it off foil, which [[unrealistic expectations|definitely won't give you heart arrythmias]].
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| ==Methadone==
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| Methadone was originally a drug to help [[junkies]] kick the habit, but eventually became [[irony|just another drug for them to abuse]]. Unlike other opioids, it is well-known for making recovering addicts, [[junkies]], and chronic pain sufferers into complete zombies with no personality. It is known that no hard-core junkie ever gets below 20 milligrams without a secondary to alcohol or barbiturates he is getting from the elderly man sucking his crooked cock. There is no transition to the "miracle drug" Suboxone, the junkie keeps getting high on whatever his dealer gives him or her before they take a final, fatal shit and their parents laugh at their soiled shit pants.
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| ==Morphine==
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| Heroin 1.0. It has a long history as a painkiller and as [[junkie]] fuel. Best injected into the vein (or snorted/smoked like OxyContin if it's tablet form). You will probably vomit- keep [[Weed|an antiemetic]] on hand. Fun fact: [[tobacco|nicotine]] is as addictive as this.
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| ==Opana==
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| To Dilaudid what oxycodone is to hydrocodone. This shit is more potent than regular old hydromorphone, giving you a better rush that makes you feel like you’re [[secks|making love]] to an angel. It also gives a better body high, which has the possible side effect of making you itch so much you want to turn your skin inside out. Sadly, Opana was discontinued, so you’ll have to find some illegally synthesized oxymorphone, so prepare to start shooting up powders or smoking crystals that darken in the sun.
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| '''[[PROTIP]]:''' scrape off the gel coating so you can snort it
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| == Opium ==
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| [[File:Opium mickey.jpg|thumb|[[Disney|Mickey]] likes opium with his whips and chains.]]
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| '''Opium''' has the advantage of being able to be produced from the poppies in anyone's back yard! Once the premature seed gunk is processed correctly, you'll end up with some foul-tasting black gunk that can be eaten or smoked. Fuck that - at least 5 days after the petals drop, rip the plants out of the ground, remove the roots and leaves, rinse well, and grind the shit out of them in a blender with some water and lemon juice. Strain with sieve or old (clean) t-shirt and chug-a-lug. Tastes like swamp ass, but you'll be flying high in 20mins if you aren't a [[pussy]] and vomit it up.
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| Opium is probably the cheapest drug on the market, but nobody sells it because it's gay and you can just use better drugs. Anyone who actually does opium is a [[faggot]].
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| Quite a few [[notable]] people were heavy opium users, including (but not limited to) [[Oscar Wilde|Edgar Allan Poe]] and [[House|Sherlock Holmes]], though they lived back in the bleak days before better opiates existed.
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| ==Oxycodone==
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| [[Image:Limbaugh oxycontin.jpg|thumb|[[Rush Limbaugh]] does it]]
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| '''Oxycodone''' is one of the most powerful prescription opioids, typically available as '''Percocet''' and '''Roxicet''', which are typically available in strengths of 5 or 10 milligrams, and are compounded with some amount of a'''cet'''aminophen (Tylenol). Oxycodone is also available in much higher doses without Tylenol. The Tylenol free versions are available as immediate release generic tablets, and as a ''contin''uous release tablet, known as '''OxyContin'''.
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| '''OxyContin''', also known as '''Hillbilly Heroin''' is an expensive painkiller that's really just Percocet without the Tylenol. It's also one of the most powerful prescription painkillers, but causes intense full-body itchiness that makes you scratch 'til you bleed, especially around the nose. You know it's wrong, but what can you do? You can't complain; [[WTF|you're on a plain!]] Buy some [[Benadryl]]!
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| Because of the "naked in a burlap sack, wrapped in barbed wire, fighting [[at least 100|100]] feral cats" effect, it causes junkies to rob pharmacies to get it, even though rolling around in broken [[crack]] vials in a thorn patch would be much easier.
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| [[Rush Limbaugh]]'s fat ass once held up five Walgreens in an afternoon to get his OxyContin fix.
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| '''[[DO IT FAGGOT|PROTIP:]]''' Combine with [[Bodybuilder|steroids]] to [[Chris Benoit|beat your wife and kid to death and hang yourself from a cable pull-down machine in your basement.]] Fucking win!!! Oxycontin is [[true|best served]] with [[Delicious Cake]], the fat and sugar content of cake frosting acting as the single best [[9000|potentiator]] for the drug known to [[ODB|man]]. Ice cream is fine, too.
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| Oxycodone has an extremely high [[fellatio|oral]] [[Shit_nobody_cares_about|bioavailability]], which leads to a smooth, long lasting high (if [[you]] can defeat the time-release and wait 45 minutes). Snorting gives you a shorter high, but it hits you harder and faster. Grinding the pills and dissolving it in water and administering that solution [[In the ass|up your ass]] pretty much does the same thing without risking sinus blockages. Smoking pills is inefficient and [[Stupid|wasteful]], but it gets you higher faster than snorting. But hey, be my guest, enjoy inhaling your pill binders. '''[[PROTIP]]:''' The manliest and best way to do it, however, is to extract the pure Oxycodone and shoot it up. Don't heat it though, Oxycodone is water-soluble. Also, invest in some 0.22um wheel filters to avoid dat pulmonary embolism.
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| == Vicodin ==
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| [[File:Poopdildo.jpg|thumb|Effect of long term opiate use]]
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| Along with [[benzos|Xanax]], '''Vicodin''' (hydrocodone/APAP) is one of the most [[Forced meme|over-prescribed, under-regulated]] drugs evar, and (surprise!) one of the most commonly abused prescription drugs. It's [[No|basically morphine in a pill]] and is <s>fanfuckingtastic</s> chickenshit white suburbanites abuse. Vicodin pills contain large amounts of APAP (aka acetaminophen or paracetamol), the active ingredient in Tylenol, so you can't take too many at a time without [[death|fucking up your liver]]. Plus, you're [[DOUBLE NIGGER|double fucked]] if you're [[drinking]]. But hey, they do amazing things with organ transplants nowadays, so [[DO IT FAGGOT|as you will]]. Vicodin is also the drug of choice for [[House|Dr. Gregory House]] who [[OM NOM NOM|gobbles up]] [[at least 100]] of them everyday.
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| '''''[[PROTIP]]:''' You can do a [https://m.psychonautwiki.org/wiki/Extraction_of_opioids_from_painkiller_products "Cold Water Extraction"] relatively easily to pull the APAP and fillers out and leave the pure hydrocodone, allowing you [[Win|to take as many Vicodin as you want without fucking up your liver!]]'' This process also works with any pill containing Opioids (OxyContin, Morphine, Codeine, Lortab, etc.)
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| Additionally, if any of you [[Junkie|Opiate fanboys]] actually fail to successfully achieve [[win]] by extracting the good shit through the above-linked guide, you primarily consist of utterly epic fail. It was carefully [[Plagiarized|designed]] by one of our moar intellectual /b/tards, to make it so easy that your standard IRL troll could do it with their eyes shut. (Srsly, that technique's been around long before /b/ existed, fgt.)
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| Newfags everywhere confirm that cold water extraction works perfectly, allowing you to take your liver-safe [[Noob|8 pill a day]] habit to astounding new heights of consecutive [[win]] for your brain and [[fail]] for your social life and work productivity.
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| ==Gallery==
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| <center><gallery>
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| Image:TehHEROINscuzz.JPG|This is what heroin does to people. See also: [[Dykepals]]
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| Image:0624 courtney love wtf 00.jpg|Courney Love: What a person looks like when they eat a bowl of heroin every morning for breakfast.
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| Image:Pills and thrills.jpg|Start taking them at random or, if you're [[Ripper|hardcore]], [[DO IT FAGGOT|eat them all]].
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| Image:Lol drugs.gif|This is why you should do Vicodin.
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| File:HEROIN OLD.jpg|Legal heroin.
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| File:Junkie.jpg|Typical junkie.
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| File:Heroin kit.jpg|Starter kit.
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| File:Heroin girl.jpg
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| </gallery></center>
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| ==See Also==
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| * [[China]] - Produces the majority of opioids worldwide including fentanyl.
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| * [[Cocaine]] - A stimulant from the coca plant, somehow associated with opioids like heroin.
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| * [[Benadryl#Dramamine|Dramamine]] - A small dose (50mg) counters itchiness opioids give you.
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| * [[Meth]] - A stimulant typically made in a lab using pseudoephedrine, somehow associated with opioids like heroin.
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| * [[Mexico]] - Produces a majority of the opioids in the US most of which is sourced from opium poppies.
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| * [[Poor]] - What you'll be after getting addicted to opioids.
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| * [[Shadman]] - What a typical heroin user looks like.
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| * [[Stoner Guru]] - A person that has gone beyond getting high and has found their Zen in drugs
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| * [[Vancouver]] - Where you can legally buy, sell, and use opioids plus cocaine, meth, [[MDMA]], and others, plus complete decriminalization. Mayor distributor of opioids to the rest of Canada and likely other countries, too.
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