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| [[File:HarveyMilkBW.jpg|thumb|Professional [[Faggot|poofter]] and [[JFK|human target]] Harvey Milk.]]
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| '''Harvey Bernard Milk'''{{Jew}} was a fudge-packing [[homosexual]] [[Jewish]] [[pedophile]] who, in 1977, became the first [[Redundant|gay elected official]] in [[California]] history when he was elected as a member of the ''[[Shit nobody cares about|San Francisco Board of Supervisors]]''. Unfortunately for Harvey, he would ultimately only end up [[69|holding this position]] for under a year before [[Comedy|tragedy]], the [[Allah|wrath of a virulently heterosexual God]], and an angry man high on Twinkies would [[Death|strike him down]] in a hail of gunfire along with the [[wop]] Mayor of [[San Francisco]].
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| Harvey Milk is remembered as an [[LGBT]][[WTF]][[BBQ]] and [[Pedophile|MAP]] [[Human rights|rights]] [[activist]] and a [[Annoying|pretentious]] [[pseudo-intellectual]] who, much like [[Andy Warhol]], absolutely [[Asking for it|deserved]] to be fucking shot. When not getting gunned down by a deranged man on a snack cake bender, Harvey could usually be found [[grooming]] and [[molesting]] [[13-year-old boy|16-year-old runaways]] that he [[Prostitution|picked up off the streets]].
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| == Early Life ==
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| [[File:LilMilk.jpg|thumb|150px|Harvey and his older brother playing [[Ram Ranch]] in 1934.]]
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| Harvey Milk was born in [[Jew York]] on May 22, 1930, to [[Lithuania]]n [[Jewish]] parents '''William Milk''' and '''Minerva Karns'''. During his childhood Harvey would regularly play [[Brokeback Mountain]] with his older brother Robert.
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| == Pedophilia ==
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| [[File:PedoMilk.jpg|thumb|250px|34-year-old Harvey Milk with his 16-year-old victim. Harvey is the smaller one.]]
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| In 1962, when Milk was 34 and living in Greenwich Village, he took in and began "''[[Molesting|dating]]''" a 16-year-old runaway named '''John Galen "Jack" McKinley'''. This is hardly surprising since of course the first thing that a typical [[degenerate]] [[homosexual]] [[faggot]] would do upon finding a [[Madeleine McCann|lost child]] would be to [[Babyfuck|stick his dick in it]].
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| {{quote|All young people, regardless of sexual orientation or identity, deserve a safe and supportive environment in which to achieve their full potential.|Harvey Milk}}
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| == Milk & Twinkies ==
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| [[File:DanWhite.jpg|thumb|220px|Dan White - Devourer of Twinkies, Slayer of Homos]]
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| '''Daniel James White''', a fellow member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors and known [[Christfag]], resigned from the board on November 10, 1978, following multiple [[disagree]]ments with Milk. Within days, however, White realized he had [[Jessi Slaughter|dun goofed]] and went crawling back to [[San Francisco]] mayor '''George Richard Moscone''' to [[Whine|beg]] for his job back. While Moscone initially agreed, Milk and the other [[libtards]] on the board decided to [[bitch]] about how they'd rather have a [[Retarded|genderqueer non-binary]] [[transnigger]] on the board to help reflect San Francisco's growing [[diversity]] and [[Faggotry|tolerance]] – an act that eventually made Moscone relent and agree to bring in a dumb diversity hire rather than accepting an experienced person like Dan White back onto the board.
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| On November 27, 1978, after developing [[depression]] and downing a metric fuckton of Hostess [[Twinkies]], Dan White grabbed his [[gun|Smith & Wesson revolver]] and went to San Francisco City Hall where he [[High score|gunned down]] both Mayor Moscone and Harvey Milk. Following the shooting, '''[[Dianne Feinstein]]'''—the President of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors—[[Schlick|fingered]] Harvey Milk's bullet wound and then went on live [[TV]] while still covered in his [[AIDS]]-infested blood to [[Sob story|announce to the people of San Francisco that the mayor and some stupid homo were both dead]].
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| |<youtube>sRnj2XEghY0</youtube><br/>Pop goes the homo.
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| |<youtube>5NikqzmwbgU</youtube><br/>Feinstein goes on TV after fingering a dead guy's bullet hole.
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| |<youtube>M4-vjp6crKk</youtube><br/>Srsly, we aren't even making up the fingering!
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| Dan White was later convicted of the lesser charge of [[Win|manslaughter]] after convincing a jury of twelve [[Redundant|dumbfucks from San Francisco]] that he had only killed the two men because he was [[High|under the influence]] of [[Twinkies|depression-inducing Hostess pastries]] in what would become known as the "''[[Habeeb it|Twinkie Defense]]''". Despite getting away nearly scot-free after originally being charged with two counts of [[Death penalty|capital]] [[murder]], Dan White still ended up [[Suicide|killing himself]] less than two years after his release from prison by giving his car a [[blowjob]] and [[swallow]]ing too much [[Cum|carbon monoxide]].
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| {{quote|If a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door.|Harvey Milk}}
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| == School Board Bans Harvey Milk ==
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| [[File:HarveyMilkGroomerBook.jpg|thumb|A children's book celebrating a pedophile.]]
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| {{quote|My question is, why even mention a pedophile?|Joseph Komrosky, asking why Harvey Milk is in books for kids}}
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| {{quote|My remarks about Mr. Milk are not based upon being a homosexual, but rather, based upon an adult having a sexual relationship with a minor.|Joseph Komrosky}}
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| {{quote|Harvey Milk was not a pedophile, period. People who use that word ought to look it up in the dictionary. It’s been a slander against gay people for a long time. Pedophilia is about prepubescent children.|[[AIDS]] activist Cleve Jones defends 30-year-olds fucking teenagers}}
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Dianne Feinstein]]
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