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| [[File:YasukePainting.png|thumb|Black people believe this [[gollywog]] was a noble samurai.]]
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| '''Yasuke''' ([[Moonspeak]]: '''弥助''' or '''弥介''', pronounced: ''[[You suck|ya-sucky]]'') was an [[African]] [[slave]] who was brought to [[Japan|glorious Nippon]] during the mid-1500s where he served the great '''Oda Nobunaga''' for about 15 months during the 1580s. Despite what the pedophiles over on [[Wikipedia]] will likely try to tell you, there is absolutely no evidence that Yasuke was ever a [[Ninja|samurai]] or even anything more than a common slave.
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| The fictional narrative of Yasuke as an "[[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT|African Samurai]]" was created in the mid-2010s by a [[British]] [[weeaboo]] named '''Thomas Lockley''' who decided to [[vandalize]] Wikipedia to [[Capitalism|help sell his book]] about Yasuke. Popular [[media]] focusing on this [[fictional]] version of Yasuke as a samurai includes the [[2021]] [[netflix]] [[anime]] '''Yasuke''' and the upcoming [[2024]] [[Ubisoft]] [[video game|game]] '''Assassin's Creed Shadows'''.
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| == Vandalizing Wikipedia for Fun and Profit ==
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| [[File:ThomasLockley.jpg|thumb|[[Cockmongler|Thomas Cockley]]]]
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| Thomas Lockley ([[Wapanese]]: '''ロックリー・トーマス'''), born in 1978, is a <s>[[homosexual]]</s> [[British]] [[fanfiction]] author who moved to [[Japan]] in the early [[2000s]] and began integrating with the locals by [[Weeaboo|acting like he was Japanese]] and buying thousands of pounds of [[Figure Collecting|anime figures]] to store in his lonely, cum-stained apartment in Tottori.
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| In [[2016]], Lockley released his [[Cruel Angel's Thesis|thesis]] entitled '''The Story of Yasuke: Nobunaga's African Retainer'''.
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| {{quote|Yasuke first arrived in Japan in the service of Jesuit Alessandro Valignano. He was summoned to Nobunaga after Nobunaga wished to see a black man.|Nobunaga wanted to see a Nobunigga.}}
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| In [[2019]] Lockley released the [[book]] '''African Samurai: The True Story of Yasuke, a Legendary Black Warrior in Feudal Japan'''
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| {{squote|When Yasuke arrived in Japan in the late 1500s, he had already traversed much of the known world. Kidnapped as a child in Northeast Africa, he served as a bodyguard to the head of the Jesuits in Asia, traveling to India and China, and eventually arriving in Japan, where everything would change.
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| Most Japanese people had never seen an African man before. Some believed he was a god. Others saw him as the black-skinned Buddha.
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| Among those drawn to him was Lord Nobunaga, head of the most powerful clan in Japan, who made Yasuke a samurai in his court. Soon, Yasuke was learning the traditions of martial arts and ascending the upper echelons of Japanese society, where he would live on to become a legend for the centuries to come.|Amazon's synopsis for Thomas' Yasuke [[fanfic]]}}
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| == Assassin's Creed Shadows ==
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT]]
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| *[[Bix Nood]]
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| *[[Afrocentrism]]
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