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| '''Collaborative Virtual Machine''', better known as '''CollabVM''' or as ''7 Degrees Of [[Fag|Faggotry]]'' by most, is a [[Virus]] infected Virtual Machine that was founded by the personality '''''Dartz''''' when he unfortunately found [[Man|Himself]] freed from [[Hell]] after taking the long way out. Hoping to find himself a way back in so that he can return to the outermost borders of Hell's first circle and can go back to preying upon the [[Church|Unbaptized]] boys in [[Catholic|Purgatory]], '''Dartz''' tossed around a few ideas.
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| Coming to the conclusion that the only way back to his niche position hunting little boys outside the outside realms of [[Hell]] would take him some [[Why So Serious?|serious]] [[Grooming]] of [[Children are not innocent|Innocent]], young [[Boys]] to teach them that you can trust an [[Old]]er, Adult male when he asks a [[13-year-old boy|12-year-old boy]] if he can see them naked and that the right response, when asked, is always an exhilareted ''"Right Away!"'' and that they'll do them even one better and send them a [[Computer|128 GB HD card]] full of their [[Nude Greg|naked body]] through the [[America|U.S. Mail]], he'd need a rather boring and slow moving website so that he can lure the little boys into [[Chatroom]]s so that he can [[X-play|use]] his ''Stranger Danger'', creepy old man at a city park, never taking the word [[No]] for an answer when there's a radiating [[Ghey|glory hole]] between the two [[Shit]]ter stalls and you just realized that you're all alone in the [[Bathroom]] with him skills so he can get back all of the [[RPG|Exp points]] he lost when [[God]] felt that it'd be more of a punishment to kick him out of Purgatory and send him back to the land of the [[Life|Living]] where the consensus among everyone alive, except for the [[Islam|Muslims]], is that [[Kid|Kiddy]] didlers are some serious [[Sick fuck]]s.
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| Not realy up to the task and being a bit [[Retard]]ed from repitive, [[Bullshit|"Accidental"]] drops on his [[Oral|Head]] by his [[Your Dad|Father]], '''Dartz''' accepted that he'd need the help of [[Criminal|Co-Conspirators]] if he was going to get the [[Job]] done.
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| Recruiting '''''Cosmic Sans''''' and '''''Geodude''''', the three created an [[Internets|Internet Site]] where [[You]] get to [[Boredom|do nothing but sit around and wait in line]] until it's your turn to take control of a [[Virtual Reality|Virtual Machine]] for the lengthy period of 18 [[Fuck]]ing seconds.
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| Not for a minute. Not five. [[WOW|18 SECONDS!]]. So if you're a young boy just sitting around with boredom starting to set in and still a year or 2 from knowing how to [[Masturbate]], the ''Terrible Three'' are hoping that some innocent type's thoughts will wander away from their turn and lead them into their digital version of [[Michael Jackson]]'s Treasure Room where the three can start influencing [[Tween|Tweenage boys]] by asking them if they've ever seen a grown man naked.
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| == History ==
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| [[File:Robot with tie experiment.png|thumb|right|250px|<center>See the tie. We're legit. We are only here to study our coding</center>]]
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| [[File:Family Guy herbert.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>You wanna play [[Pogs]] or talk about [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]? I wanna show you my '''''White Bone Dragon''''' beat down deck</center>]]
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| Did you ever see a great [[Master Coon|idea]] being used in an ineffective or [[Weak|nonproductive]] way that you know that if you were to take that [[Clone|Same]] idea and tinkered with it for a bit you could make it into something amazing? Something that others would describe you as being a prodigy for because of your amaziing understanding and discovery of the idea's full [[Potential]].
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| This isn't one of those [[Internets English|sites]].
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| What this site is, is a failed, [[Poseur|Wannabe]] attempt at [[Computer Science 3|1337 hacker garbage]] that is baddly modded from earlier engines such as '''socket.computer'''. Other than being a [[Liar|thinly veiled]] home for predators, clinging to the bottom rungs of the [[internets]] and selling itself on [[Jejejeje823|Reddit]] as a fun spot for prepubescent [[boy]]s to gather, play on and [[Talk Page|talk]] to older men - '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as an experiment. It wants you to actuallly think that it is giving something back to [[Society]].
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| Despiite its lack of posting research and analysis, '''CollabVM''' wants itself to be seen as a legitimate experiment where it studies . . . ? ? ? [[Fuck]] if we know because the site and its Big Three ''"Admins"'': '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''' and '''Geodude''' have yet to post what it is that they want to observe or any data from their studies.
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| == The Big Three ==
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| [[File:Rules no fun allowed.jpg|thumb|right|250px|<center>No fun allowed</center>]]
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| We have to say, even after sending our [[Awesome]] and super talented, but often lazy ass [[Private Eye]]s to get some dirt on the ''Big Three'', '''Dartz, Cosmic Sans''', and '''Geodude'', all they came back with is that they're 30+ something year [[Old School|Old]] faggots that use Anime names to draw in kids and get them to trust them.
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| * '''Dartz''' is using a Villain's name from the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] anime that sacrificed himself to raise Atlantis from the [[OceanGate|Ocean's]] bottom. He proudly boasts the he [[Creationist|created]] '''computernewb.com and CollabVM'''. Not much is known about him so it is best to think the [[Bad|worst about him because quiet males are always scheaming something,
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| * '''''Geodude''''' is anoither creepy guy that uses a semi-populsr [[Pokémon]] name so he can give himself a friendly, safe and young appearance for the kids sending him questions or requests to have their [[Banned|ban]] lifted. Like '''Dartz''', the worst should be assumed because you should never trust a [[Man|Grown Man]] that Admins a site aimed at young boys and keeps his [[internets|Internet]] presence a secret. It wont be until he's [[Partyvan|Party Vanned]] that we will get to know the real ''''Geodud'''''.
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| * And Finally '''''Cosmic Sans'''''. Probably the worst of the 3 because [https://collabvm.org/wiki/Mv he likes to post] teaser links like these. Is there [[Porn]]? Is it worth my time opening it? What's in it? Again, assume the worst of him and stay [[Dead|Alive]] because there are some that accuse him of dropping ''Keystroke Loggers'' in his mystery posts
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[Computer]]
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| * [[Internets]]
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| * [[Nerd]]
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| * [[PC Gamer]]
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| * [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/]]
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| == External Links ==
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| {{twitter|CollabVM}} | |
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| {{Sites}}
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