Axel Muganwa Rudakubana

They'll say that the stabbing spree wasn't racially motivated, but we know better

	“	It’s like something from America, not like sunny Southport,	„
	—Colin Perry

Axel Muganwa Rudakubana, from Banks in Lancashire, England, is a Dangerous imigrant from the African country of Rwanda, is just your average Black Person that Vehemently despised Taylor Swift's music because she is a living represenative of the White Devilss that enslaved millions of lazy blacks, doesn't Bury her songs under a 1-2 beat or have unnecessary Rap in the middle of a song because she is trying to get a friend a Music contract.

Coming from Banks in Lancashire, England Incel Axel Rudakubana woke up one day and decided that July 29th, 2024 was the day that he'd mindlessly strike out against the English man by declaring War against little Girls too young to fight against him for all the crimes inflicked on him.

Having been born with the disability of living in England and it being a country that is well know for having some of the strictest gun control laws in the world, Axel was at a disadvantage when he went into a Yoga and Dance Studio, populated mostly by mostly Children during a Taylor Swift summer dance party. Being absolutely sane, and like most of us, he wanted the Satanic Songs of Taylor Swift, where she Pontificates on and on about all the Boyfriends she has dumped, halted immediatly. Being black an unable to dictate the agony he was suffering as the Yoga/Dance studio kept playing the Shallow lyrics and the uninspred sounds of her back ground Music, all he was able to do was make [[Chimpmania|chimp sounds, grab a Knife and go on a stabbing spree. ' Being black and incapable of thinking more than 5 Seconds into the future or beyond the rewards of Instant Gratification, Axel ran into the yoga/dance studio, waving his knife like he were Deathstroke from a Batman comic, he Killed 3 little girls and wounded 8, surpassing The Couch Cuck by 2 kills.

Cucked By A Door

	“	Black Guy murders 3 little white girls, not motivated by race at all	„

As dark as the Ace-of-Spades

Leanne Lucas and Co-Teacher Heidi Barlow, both white, were able to think clearly and sought to protect as many children as possible once the Attack started.

Leanne Lucas, who gave more and is in critical condition after the attack, sought to save as many children as possible by taking them out the Fire door and hoped that she would trigger an alarm that would alert the police to the carnage that was going on.

Heidi Brown, obviosly not made of the stern materials that her Superior is, only received minor injuries as she locked herself in a bathroom with a single child.

Together, Lucas selflessly saved a total of 15 Children through her Harrowing act of bravery and Self Sacrifice of putting herself in danger to rescue as many Children as possible. Brown, on the other hand, being Cowardly and being made of weak material and a rubber spine, sought more to save her Person. Looking for cover but knowing that if she didn't at least try to save someone her cowaradise would be brought up. Choosing the Bathroom as her hiding place, Brown grabbed a single child and quickly locked the door behind herself. For all that is said about English Courage, Heidi Brown is proof that Stereotypes aren't always that accurate.

Taylor Swift

Much like every piece of shit celebrity that worships Xenu, walks on this Earth and would suck the Air out of your lungs just to watch you die, if they had that kind of Power, Taylor Swift quickly called up her Public Relations guy and wanted to know how quickly she could make this English Version Of The Stabbing Game all about her, or even have this event named after her and get people to refer to it as the Taylor Swift Stabbing.

Running straight to Social Media, as fast as her Assistant could, Taylor Swift demanded that she write a heart wrenching post that would show readers that she has a heart and not a black hole in her chest and might even quell the rumors that she eats Human flesh.

	“	The horror of yesterday's attack in Southport is washing over me continuously, and I'm just completely in shock. The loss of life and the innocence, and the horrendous trauma inflicted on everyone who was there, the families, and first responders. These were just little kids at a dance class. I am at a complete loss for how to ever convey my sympathies to these families.	„
	— Taylor Swift Responding To What Will Be Known As The Taylor Swift Stabbings

Unaware of the mental mind fuck she has over her fans, there was really no need for her to play to her fans that have named themselves Swifties. Because they follow her blindly because of the self hypnosis they perform on themselve Bi-Monthly, fans took it upon themselves to begin a fund raising campaign in her name.

Two members of the Taylor Swift UK & EU Facebook Group, Cristina Jones and Holly Goldring, working with Alder Hey Children’s Hospital setup a Fundraiser that made over £275,000 in 2 days. The Swifties, goal is to, in Taylor Swift's name, help the families affected by this attack and the familes with Funeral costs for the three young girls, that were senselessly murdered, Alice Dasilva Aguiar, 9, Elsie Dot Stancombe, 7, and Bebe King, 6 with funeral costs. 3 Tiny, Innocent Girls that Died for no reason because a White Hating, Racist Black Man decided to kill these little girls Simply for the color of their skin.

The Slippery Slope

They can take my cutlery from my cold, dead hand

Following the Dunblane school shooting in Scotland in 1996 that killed 16 children and their teacher, England, having no balls, thinking about the Children and wanting to give up all of their Freedom the next time Germany attacks or the monarchy should decide to get rid of what bit of Democracy that they do have passed The Firearms (Amendment) (No. 2) Act of 1997 that banned pistols in England.

Now not having Handguns and looking to the cutlery section of Wal-Mart to arm themselves for attacks, English Citizens now blame an increasing knife culture for the recent rise in knife crime and has led to calls for the government to do more to clamp down on and protect them from bladed weapons. Because they don't see any future problems with having nothing to cut an over cooked English steak with during dinner they are willing to give up their knives and look at a future where French Chefs in london will have to use plastic cutlery to prepare meals.

See Also

• Black People

• Couch Cuck

• England

• Knife

• Knife Control

• Murder

• School