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{{spoiler|Lithuania didn't make it into the quarter-finals of Eurobasket 2009 :( }}
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[[Image:Adidas.jpg|right|thumb|Lithuanian coat of arms]]
[[Image:Unseen Lithuania.jpg|right|thumb|What has been seen cannot be unseen]]


'''Lithuania''' (derived from "lit" - name of the Lithuanian [[Money|monies]] and "hui" ("хуй") - the Russian word for [[dick]]) is a country in the [[Europe|middle of fucking nowhere]] (province of [[Putin|Soviet Union]]).
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In short, Lithuania is. Throughout its thousand-year history, Lithuania has been fucked by its [[Retards|parliament]], and the whole country is in an [[Money|economic]], [[Mindfuck|psychological]] and [[Emo|moral]] crisis. Their only remaining hope is the new [[President]]... Oops, the new President is a [[Whore|woman]], hence all hope is lost. The natives are usually [[Drunk|drowning in alcohol]], owing to the wide availability of locally produced, highly drinkable beer and spirits. Some delusional people still have hope of finding a [[Lie|better life]], resulting in mass exodus from Lithuania to [[England|elsewhere in Europe]]. Upon arrival these lucky few see what we did there, and try to escape the fat whores and fast food that plague western Europe, but has all their euros turned into imaginary weapons for British soldiers. Thus, they remain...out-drinking their western counterparts and occasionally putting their penors somewhere they regret.
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But [[You don't have any friends|nobody knows]], or has ever heard of Lithuania anyway.
 
== History of Lithuania ==
[[Image:Live in Lithuania.jpg|thumb|left|130px|A wonderland...just like a video game!]]
[[4chan|Scientists]] researching Lithuania's history have discovered its roots go deep into [[Africa]]. It is claimed that Lithuanians, being black persons at the time, wandered out of Africa in search of a [[Alcohol|magical elixir]]. They eventually found themselves somewhere near the [[Piss|Baltic Sea]] and quickly established their homes and became white in order to get jobs and be able to hail a taxi successfully.
 
In the middle ages Lithuania was a slightly [[God|powerful]] country, pwning the [[Germany|Huns]]' big fat bratwurst asses over and over.
 
[[Over 9000|Many]] years later, [[Russia]] decided to attack Lithuania and [[All Your Base Are Belong To Us|take their shit]]. To make a long story short, Russia eventually pwned the LTU's, [[B&]] their language and told them to suck their [[Dick|dicks]] for many years to come.
 
But, Lithuanians being the [[Emo|rebels]] that they are, decided to [[ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH|stand against]] the Russians. However, the Lit parliament being [[Dumbass|dumbasses]], they couldn't think of a better way to fight back than [[Faggot|singing]].
 
These [[Britney Spears|singers]] were so terrible that the Russians decided the cons of hearing anymore outweighed the joy they got from spanking Lithuania's fairy sparkle [[ass]] and around the year 1991, they finally [[BRB|went home]].
 
The year 2009 was said to be the [[millennium]] of Lithuania, but, sadly, [[nobody gives a shit|no one noticed]]. Only the cocks and vaggies knew. And there are not any vaggies in Lithuania anyway. They are herms or genderless automatons.
 
Due to all of that shit-history, the Lithuanian language is impossible to understand. Not that this is uncommon in [[Eastern Europe]].
 
==Natives==
 
[[Image:Saulenas.jpg|right|thumb|Saulėnas, Lithuania's former [[president]]. Notice the typical Lithuanian's look and wardrobe.]]
[[Image:Basketballer.jpg|right|thumb|Lithuanian basketball player, sucking invisible [[dick]]]]
[[Image:Dalia Grybauskaitė.jpg|right|thumb|aaaccckkkk RUN FOR YOUR LIFE]]
[[Image:GayLithuania.JPG|right|thumb|This [[Gay|speaks for itself]].]]
 
The most common type of Lithuanians are from a city called [[Detroit|Šiauliai]]. A [[typical]] Lithuanian native from ''Šiauliai'', whether male or female, most of the time looks like this:
 
*Bald head
*Cap
*Adidas (or Nike) jacket
*Adidas (or Nike) pants
*Adidas (or Nike) sneakers
*[[Jawsus|Fucked up teeth]]
*Fucked up voice
*And a bottle of cheap vodka always in hand.
 
A well-known term for Lithuanian [[Retards|locals]] is [[Force Push|'''Forsai''']] (the Force). These "Forsai" are usually about 20-25 years old, and possess the same look described above. They enjoy [[Pwnage|beating up people with baseball bats]] even though no one in the fucking country actually plays baseball, and, as any other Lithuanian does, [[Alcohol|drinking]]. The name "Forsai" makes them think they are awesome and powerful and a little bit like cops or warriors, when in fact they are all incapable of masturbating, much less talking to wimmens. They are the Lit equivalent of [[Chav|chavs]].
 
===Women===
 
Lithuania is rumored to have [[hawt]] women, though no evidence of this has ever been found. All the Lithuanian [[whores]] are [[drunk]], [[raped]] and heavily beaten by their [[Gods|husbands/pimps]] - which is [[Nothing|anything]] but [[Hawt|beautiful]].
 
According to the local man-whores, [[Redneck|"All the dum sluts is good foar is milkin' cows and buyin' me beer, ya."]]
 
However, one [[Fail|mighty]] [[lesbian]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dalia_Grybauskait%C4%97 goddess] thought that it would be a [[Nice try|great idea]] to join the parliament. Thanks to her endless promises of [[Hookers and blow|wildest riches and endless opportunities]] for all drunken Lit chavs, she has actually been [[ALL CAPS|ELECTED PRESIDENT OF LITHUANIA, HOLY FUCK]]. She even got re-elected in 2014. Now, the country is even more fucked up, [[Troll's remorse|and now it's all her fault]] and everybody [[Rape|hates]] women even [[Moar|more]]. Plus she's into karate and has a cuntgrip that can crush steel pipes. [[Putin]] shows up on occasion just to stick his [[Cock|head]] in there and feel the crush. Sick bastard, that Vlad.
 
===Famous Lithuanians===
 
[[Image:LithuanianHansen.jpg|thumb|left|A wild [[Chris Hansen]] appears!]]
 
As you may already know, nobody really gives a fuck about Lithuania, not even the natives. However, there are some noteworthy Lithuanians that made a place in the state - either with their [[Lie|amazing discoveries]] or simply retarded [[sick fuck]]ery.
 
*'''Drasius Kedys''' - Lithuanian-[[batshit]]-insane-version of [[Chris Hansen]], a guy who shot two [[Jesus|judges]] who raped his daughter. Considered by many as [[An hero|a great hero]], likewise, he was utterly awesome and zaddy.
*'''Vytautas Kernagis''' - [[Emo|desperate]] musician/composer and [[Hookers and blow|show-biz specialist]] who got [[pwnt]] by [[cancer]].
*'''[[TL;DR|Mikalojus Konstantinas Ciurlionis]]''' - ancient, even more desperate musician/composer and [[Rule 34|painter]]. Considered one of the most famous Lithuanians on the world [[Fail|(because there is an asteroid named after him)]].
*'''Virgilijus Alekna''' - Highly fuckable, [[Serious business|world champion]] [[CD|discus]]-thrower, one of the best athletes in Lithuania.
*'''Zydrunas Ilgauskas''' - a [[basketball]] player who made it into (the bench of) the [[Niggers|NBA]]. What else? Well, he's [[Awesome|got bolts in his feet]] and is directly related to [[Cancer Jesus]].
*'''Tadas Blinda''' - Lithuanian [[Faggot|Robin Hood]].
*'''Hannibal Lecter''' - [[Cannibal Troll|Cannibalistic serial killer]] who was born in Lithuania. Oh, [[Fiction|he doesn't fucking exist]], by the way.
*'''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Eo9Z45eSy8 Oksana Pikul]''' - World famous whore. Much plastic surgery.
*'''Antanas Daktaras''' - World famous "ganksta".
*'''Jonas Kazlauskas''' - Lithuanian professional basketball coach and former professional basketball player.
 
==Basketball==
 
<s>The only thing that Lithuania actually ''can'' do without [[Fail|failing]] is play [[basketball]].</s>
 
No, wait. [[Disregard that|Scratch that]], they still fucking [[fail]] at it.
 
Either way, if Lithuanian's aren't drunk, they're playing basketball. To be fair, they have won [[Nothing|something]], but not frequently. Even if they don't win, [[White knight|they still keep on fighting with faith that once they will surely win that gold medal.]] In fact, basketball in Lithuania is sometimes even referred to as [[Jews|a second religion]]. It's all [[bullshit]], however, because they just like to [[Fap|look]] at big ugly sweaty men.
 
==Lithuania and the internets==
 
Lithuania, in a pathetic effort to keep up with the "civilized world", recently got involved in the [[Internet|internets]]. At this time, only [[Money|rich]] people can afford such a [[Epic|prestigious]] [[Fail|comfort]].
 
===One.lt===
 
[[Image:Delicious_cake_i_must_eat_it.jpg|thumb|A lithuanian female undergoing a traditional birthday ritual.]]
The most popular website in Lithuana is a social networking one, known as [[Oneoneone|One.lt]]. It's exactly the same as [[Facebook]] or [[Myspace]], just more pathetic, and in a language no one understands. Every goddamn [[redneck]] has as least five One accounts, so that makes One sort of like Lithuania's [[AIDS]]. Just as any other website, One.lt has its [[Haet|haters]], thus has encouraged many [[Unfunny|inside]] "jokes" in Lithuania.
 
===Lithuanian Uncyclopedia===
 
The Lithuanian [[Popular|hipsters]] recently came across [[Uncyclopedia]], and, being the [[Fucktard|fucktards]] that they are, made a decision that [[All Caps|"OMG LOL ROFL TIS PLACE IS HILAROIUS WE HAS TO MAKE UOR OWN"]], and so [http://juokopedija.org/ Juokopedija] ([[Le sigh|Laugh-o-pedia]], if literally translated) was [[Fail|made]].
 
===Pipedija===
 
[[Image:Planet terror pipedija small.jpg|thumb|250px|Medicine for all]]
 
Disregard having a clone of Uncyclopedia, another gang of Lithuanian [[1337]] tard misfits started another wiki. [http://www.pipedija.com/index.php/Pagrindinis_puslapis Pipedija], even though it's as shit as Lithuania itself, quickly surpassed Juokopedija, and, called by many [[13 year old boys|"The most wacky site in the country"]], became weirdly popular. It's like these guys actually knew their shit - they have an article on [[ED]], they call [[Wikipedia]] retards and they don't hesitate to call their country a [[Truth|piece of shit]] - only that it is [[99%]] moonspeak and [[unfunny]].
 
And again, despite being a retarded mixture of ED and Uncyclopedia, Pipedija is still [[lulzy]] and worthwhile. The wiki's style is mostly [[Unwarranted self-importance|frequently photoshopping images with references to the site]] and using unfunny inside jokes. However, to be fair, Pipedija ''did'' somehow encourage a few [[Lol wut|shitstorms]] for pissing off the local government, making fun of [[Jews]] and yet again calling [[Wikipedia]] retards.
 
However as of recently, these professional Lithuanian trolls had to wish their website [[goodnight sweet prince|goodnight]], for the [[Jews|Russians]] did it again and Pipedija was shut down. Then it came back in 2014, under new ownership, and became even more [[retarded]].
 
Will these mighty foreign [[retards|lulz-pioneers]] ever discover ED, you ask? One such [[User:Lookman|fellow]] did, but the rest is myth.
 
=== 370Chan ===
 
Despite the fact that Lithuanians do not have any detectable sense of humour, they have recently created a fucking clone of [[4chan]], full of [[Poles]] and [[niggers]], called {{strike|"LTChan"}} "370chan". Some idiot drunken Lit haxors say that 370Chan is the best fucking place on the [[internet]], but it seems that 370Chan is fucking retarded [[Crap|shit]], as usual, and will die soon. The site is already invaded by Poles, so it will be soon renamed to "PLChan". The worst thing is that Lithuanian (or should we say Polish) [[b|/b/]] is full of [[fags]], so real /b/(re)tards don't give a fuck about it.
 
==How to Troll Lithuanians==
 
Some old Lithuanians love their country more than their life (and others' lives, too!) Even the smallest insult to Lithuania will generate massive lulz. In order to make them spew [[RAGE]], do the following:
 
*Tell them they are the last ignorant [[Pagans]] in Europe. (This doesn't work because Lithuania is still a Pagan country. They ''like'' to worship trees.)
*Tell them that while the ancient [[Chinese]] were inventing paper and gunpowder and the ancient [[Greece|Greeks]] were creating philosophy, Lithuanians were sitting in trees throwing rocks at squirrels.
*Tell them that the reason their language is so praised by the linguists for being ancient is because it has not evolved over time, like the other European languages, thus being impossible to be spoken by a person from a normal environment.
*Remind them that their country is the European leader in emigration, suicides, car accident deaths, cervical cancer, corruption and divorces. (Doesn't work because Lithuanians are proud of these things.)
*Just tell them a few facts from this article and you'll be fine.
*Ask what part of Russia they're from.
*Alternatively, confuse their name with Latvia and insist on being right.
*Remind them who rules their country!!! A WOMAN!!!
*Tell them that they never gotta go to countries like England or USA.
*Tell them that Crizi is over in the rest of the world but not Lithuania (this trick works maybe 50% of the time).
*Tell them that Lithuanians help troll Lithuanians.
*Be [[Poland|Polish]] and show them your thick, throbbing, uncut [[dick|kiolbasa]].
 
==Lithuanian gallery==
 
{{cg|Lithuanian gallery|god help us all|center|<gallery>
Image:vezis.png|370chan's mascot - Vėžis
Image:Basketball.jpg|Lithuania's signature basketball play.
Image:Lithuanians.jpg|A group of Forsai, participating in an [[Booze|ancient ritual]]
Image:Lithuanian.jpg|Typical One.lt photo.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Festivalis.jpg|After a good lithuanian festival.
Image:LithuanianHacks.jpg|They'll [[Hax|hack]] your [[shit]].
Image:Typical_lithuanian_female_loli.jpg‎|Typical lithuanian loli [[jailbait|asking for it]].
Image:Typical_lithuanian_male_loli.jpg‎|An interbreed result of a lithuanian and a [[wow|goblin]]
Image:Donotwantlt.jpg|An example of average physique required for females to avoid [[rape|nasty surprises]] in lithuania.
Image:Natural habitat.jpg|Lithuanian male caught in the process of luring females while residing in his natural breeding habitat.
Image:This looks shopped lt.jpg|This individual thinks that he can [[shopped|trick]] some local females, and he's right.
Image:Photoshoplt.jpg|One of the ways to improve your chances at getting laid through the internets is adding [[awesome|FUCKING LIGHTNINGS IN THE BACKGROUND]]
Image:Doingitwronglt.jpg|the fuck is this [[doing it wrong|shit]]?
Image:Lithuaniasmostvisitedsite.JPG| Lithuanian version of Very Demotivational A.K.A [[Shit|The Funniest Site In Lithuania]]
</gallery>}}
 
==Lithuanian footage==
 
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==See Also==
*[[Eastern Europe]]
*[[Latvia]]
*[[Russia]]
 
{{commonwealth}}
[[Category:Locations]]

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