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| [[File:TypicalManiac.png|thumb|180px|"''[[LMFAO|The group has some neo-Nazi tendencies.]]''" - The Mirror]]
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| '''Maniacs Murder Cult''' ([[Russian|Russkie]]: '''Маньяки: культ убийства''', lit. "''Maniacs: Cult of Murder''") is an ultra [[edgy]] [[Slav]]ic [[white supremacist]] organization that was founded in [[2017]] by a [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] [[Neo-Nazi]] named '''Yegor Krasnov''', thus undermining the [[MSM|Lame Stream Media]]'s [[Propaganda|narrative]] that Ukraine is totally not filled with [[Nazis]]. The Maniacs Murder Cult specializes in [[terrorism]], [[murder]], the posting of [[soyjak]]s and coming up with extremely fucking [[retarded]] plots to murder [[Jewish]] children in the [[United States]].
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| In 2024, the [[FBI]] arrested the current leader of the Maniacs Murder Cult, the aptly named '''Commander Butcher''', whom they identified as a "[[Georgia]]n national" since they apparently forgot that [[Georgia,_USA|Georgia]] is actually a state. Michail Chickachickaboomboom was charged with conspiring to commit mass murder in [[New York]] by getting [[You|some random guy]] to dress up as [[Santa Claus]] and hand out poisoned candy to little [[Jewish]] kids on [[THE CURRENT YEAR|New Years Eve]]. Needless to say, this plot failed since Jews are not particularly known for having the spirit of [[Christmas]] or [[Halloween]] within them.
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| == Early Days ==
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| [[File:Yegor.png|thumb|250px|Yegor "Maniac" Krasnov]]
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| [[File:YegorSelfieWhore.jpg|thumb|250px|Yegor and his friend [[thot]]ting around in jail.]]
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| In [[2017]], '''Yegor Krasnov'''{{Nazi}} a.k.a. '''Maniac''', a young [[Ukraine|Ukrainian]] [[Neo-Nazi]] [[skinhead]] living in [[Dnepropetrovsk maniacs|Dnipro]], created a [[Discord|Telegram]] channel called '''М.К.У. Чат''' in order to hang out with his [[homosexual]] friends and talk about how much they all hate [[Jews]] and [[NIGGERS|minorities]] and love the [[cock]].
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| {{quote|I fucking hate niggers|Butcher, demonstrating what ''М.К.У. Чат'' was like}}
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| In [[2019]], members of MKU Chat decided to emulate their local heroes, the legendary [[3Guys1Hammer|Dnepropetrovsk Maniacs]], and began circulating [[video]]s of themselves beating the shit out of [[homeless]] people and [[Raghead|camelfuckers]] on their Telegram channel. Among those attacked was a [[Syria]]n [[rapefugee]] named '''Al Massalmeh Mrshed''', who ended up spending over two months in the hospital.
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| Yegor himself was eventually arrested after plotting to commit multiple [[terrorist]] attacks in [[Russia]].
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| {{squote|I created cells in large cities of [[Ukraine]] and [[Russia]]. I began to coordinate them remotely. All the cells began to act together. Successfully carry out direct actions and develop. Like [[Cum|a living organism]]. In all cities with cells on the same dates: attacks and murders in Ukraine and Russia. Then mass murders and terrorist attacks in all cities on the days of purification. This is how the structure of systematic death of enemies of the ideology of national socialism was formed.|Yegor, basically being the dork from [[Hatred]]}}
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| [[File:YegorBBC.png|center|link=BBC]]
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| == Joining the Maniacs Murder Cult ==
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| [[File:ManiacMurderCult.jpg|thumb|ВСТУПАЙТЕ СЕГОДНЯ]]
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| {{quote|Well yes we ask people for brutal beating, arson/explosion or murder vids on camera.|Commander Butcher, on how to join М.К.У.}}
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| == Commander Butcher's Second Shoah ==
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| [[File:CommanderButcher.png|thumb|200px|Alleged photo of Commander Butcher]]
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| By [[2024]] the new leader of the MMC was a kind young [[Georgia]]n national [[Powerword|named]] '''Michail Chkhikvishvili''' (a.k.a. '''Commander Butcher''', '''human666grinder''', '''projectmurder88''' and '''Братство Каина'''). Unlike Yegor before him, Michail Choksondik is an active [[humanitarian]] and [[Unwarranted self importance|philanthropist]] who can often be found volunteering his time to helping his [[Jewish]] neighbors.
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| {{quote|I’m working in rehab center privately in Jewish family. I get paid to torture dying jew. I think I almost killed him today actually. If he dies soon that’s killstrike on me.|Commander Butcher, engaging in community service}}
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| Lol just kidding. Commander Bitcher is actually an [[edgy]] [[nihilist]] [[Satanist]] piece of [[shit]] who [[Trying too hard|believes that bragging about murder makes him cool]].
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| {{squote|I’m Commander Butcher [[Nazi|National-Socialist]] since birth and curator of MMC also known as Maniacs Murder Cult. I can proudly say [[Cool story bro|I’ve murdered for white race]] and willing to bring more of chaos in this rotten world. This book is for readers who are [[Edgelord|cruel warriors]] or are willing to [[Sex|become one]] and are ready to step on massive actions. Our main goal is to spread flames of [[Lucifer]] and continue his mission of [[ethnic cleansing]], great drive of purification.|Hater's Handbook, 3rd Edition}}
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| Butcher immediately went to work trying to upstage Yegor in the [[retard]] department by plotting a [[terrorist]] attack so incredibly [[stupid]] that it makes [[User:Viril.Feline.Wyyzrd|wyyzrd]] look like the leader of MENSA.
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| What was this brilliant plan, you ask? To attack [[The United States of America]], of course!
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| {{quote|murdering anyone in USA supports mky tbh. Big opportunity.|DEATH TO AMERICA!}}
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| And what is the best way to attack America, you ask? To [[kill]] some [[Jews]] and [[children]], of course!<br>
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| And what's even better than killing Jews and children, you ask? To kill some Jewish children, of course!<br>
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| And what's the best way to kill Jewish children, you ask?
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| {{rainbow|Put a penny in a bear trap!}}
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| But Michail Chuchurocket was not that [[smart]]. He was not that smart at all. Instead of simply placing pocket change in a bear trap, he came up with a plan so retarded that it truly has to be read in its full glory to be appreciated.
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| == The Poor Dumbass' James Bond ==
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| [[File:ButcherMurderPlan.png|center]]
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| == The Slight Fever Dream Before Chanukah ==
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| [[File:MarimiteHolidayPiss.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of how Slavs believe the Holidays work in America. Text says "''Happy New Year!''"]]
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| No, you did not read the previous section wrong. Commander Dumbass actually suggested that the best way to commit mass murder against ''JEWISH'' children in America would be to dress up as [[Santa Claus]] on [[THE CURRENT YEAR|New Year's Eve]] and [[Halloween|hand out poisoned candy]]. Fucking [[srsly]].
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| == Redacted ==
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| [[File:ManiacMurderjak.jpg|thumb|Maniac Murderjak]]
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| The FBI attempted to redact the username "'''nastrond.666'''" from the logs, but failed as [[Fail|they didn't understand that placing a black box over the text doesn't actually remove the text from the PDF]].
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| {{quote|Glory to total rape and death of whores|human666grinder}}
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| {{squote|Many falsehoods will come amongst our numbers, or will try to call themselves NS. There’s no room for you unless you have truly done something and it’s not going to gym or wiping off trash in nature, but only spilling blood of enemies, otherwise you are regular normie. We won’t show mercy to anyone, everyone against our nihil ideas should be exterminated as well.|human666grinder}}
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| == Members List ==
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| * Yegor Krasnov
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| * Michail Chkhikvishvili
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| * Inna Belesikova
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| * Matvey Shpagin
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| * Andrey Smagin
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| [[File:ManiacMurderCultBombs.png|center]]
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| == See Also ==
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| * [[3guys1hammer]]
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| * [[Anders Breivik]]
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| {{Nazis}}
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