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| [[File:Gamergate2-introPicture.png|thumb|450px|center|Oh my fucking god are we doing this shit again?]]
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| '''[[Gamergate]] 2.0''' is something that someone is trying to make a thing, involving a bunch of sweaty [[Alt-right|incels]] getting mad that some other bunch of rotten [[Woke]] bitches for... I dunno, infiltrating video games or something. Both were bored that [[Trump]] is still not President and thus had nothing ''legitimate'' to complain about, so both sides started to work together to manufacture a rage-bait story in order to fuel traffic to their websites. Instant success?? Maybe not; it doesn't seem to be working as well as the first Gamergate, cuz like all sequels, it sucks ass.
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| ==Ok but what is the real story==
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| So a company called "Sweet Baby Inc." is a consulting firm that video game and media companies hire to make sure they're on the right side of history. Y'know, normal stuff like ''"we no longer call them [[Asians|Orientals]]"'', ''"they may have dyed their hair, but you don't have to ask 'do the carpets match the drapes?'"'' and ''"No, neither [[Nigger|hard-R]] nor [[Nigga|soft-R]] is appropriate language"''. Y'know, pretty standard stuff for the 21st Century. And business for Sweet Baby was good for a good long while: they got to fight the good fight behind the scenes and allowed the gaming companies themselves to take the heat for all the decisions that pissed off their consumers.
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| At least, things ''WERE'' good, until they flew too close to the sun.
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| ===Kim Belair===
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| At the Game Developers Conference 2019, Sweet Baby CEO [[Transnigger#Rachel_Dolezal|Kim Belair]] said some stuff that was considered to be silly.
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| <youtube>GfMsxjWgUbI</youtube>
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| ==So now what?==
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| Don't make it a thing. Just stop it. Get some help. Or just make fun of everyone involved. They're the ones sewing discord and chaos, fight back: suck an incel's dick, eat out a woke bitch, make love, not war.
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