'''[[Vuvuzela|Venezuela]]''' is a depressing [[Soviet]] outpost in [[South America]] ruled by the mentally handicapped, [[Socialist]] dictator Nicolás Maduro{{jew}}. [[Spain]] and [[Colombia]] used to own the land deed, but they sold everything to Fidel Castro in a controversial trade of an equal amount of Venezuelan [[oil]] and [[whores|honnies]] to [[Cuba]]'s world-renowned [[cigars]] and moronic gubernatorial ideas. (Remember what happened to El [[Che Guevara|Che]]?)
'''[[Vuvuzela|Venezuela]]''' is a depressing [[Soviet]] outpost in [[South America]] ruled by the mentally handicapped, [[Socialist]] dictator Nicolás Maduro{{jew}}. [[Spain]] and [[Colombia]] used to own the land deed, but they sold everything to Fidel Castro in a controversial trade of an equal amount of Venezuelan [[oil]] and [[whores|honnies]] to [[Cuba]]'s world-renowned [[cigars]] and moronic gubernatorial ideas. (Remember what happened to El [[Che Guevara|Che]]?)
== Ethnicity ==
[[File:JuanGuaidoisanObamaDouble.jpg|thumb|200px|The Interim President is a brown nigger like the Majority of Venezuelans]]
Venezuela, like most of the third world hispanic countries, is populated by a diverse mixture of spics, [[niggers]], thieves, injuns, mexicans, communists, trannies, bandits, wops, sandniggers, some rich corrupt narcos who rule the country in collaboration with Maduro, and also chinks for some reason. The country is known for having some of [[Concerned_Mother|the most ignorant assholes on Earth]] (they voted for gorilla as the president) and for being one of the world's largest [[win|IRL deathmatch]] grounds. At least 75% of venezuelans are malnourished and under extreme poverty.
A sleek, blonder minority makes up 100% of Miss Venezuelas.
Venezuela is a depressing Soviet outpost in South America ruled by the mentally handicapped, Socialist dictator Nicolás Maduro✡. Spain and Colombia used to own the land deed, but they sold everything to Fidel Castro in a controversial trade of an equal amount of Venezuelan oil and honnies to Cuba's world-renowned cigars and moronic gubernatorial ideas. (Remember what happened to El Che?)
