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<div style="position:fixed;bottom:0;right:0;z-index:100">[[File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 28.jpg|370px|link=]] </div>
Everyone must work for someone
[[File:9uchvp.jpg|thumb|[[amirite|Does not = cock out]]]]
Money is more important than anything
[[File:Tyler bans for no date4.png|thumb|Sagal breaks into someone's house at 4am]]
[[File:Sagal.png|thumb|right|200px|The most flattering photo of Sagal out there...<br /> and he still just looks like a man in a wig]]
[[File:Chloe-wu.png|thumb|Even [[Brianna Wu]] can't stand the fucker.]]
'''Chloe Sagal''' is a failed "game developer" and [[Unwarranted self-importance|egomaniacal]], [[Redundant|mentally ill tranny]] that can't spell who, after being dishonorably discharged from the [[army]] for [[tumblr|making up a mental illness]], became an Indiegogo scammer [[kike]] who tried to get money for his sex change by pretending he was dying of a car crash. When his scam was exposed he pretended to [[an hero|kill himself]] live on camera.
 
An army of [[dickgirl]] fetishists masquerading as [[social justice warrior]]s came to his rescue to have the article about him taken down, resulting in the person who wrote it being fired from [[shit|Destructoid]] and the entire thing was forgotten for a while until [[GamerGate]] kicked that dust up again, exposing Destructoid as a shithole run by retards and borderline rapists.
 
You don't have to be a [[tranny]] to be a detestable, [[insane]], [[Drama Llama|drama-whoring]], emotional parasite... but it helps!
 
==Sagal in General==
 
====Games====
 
Sagal is a game developer by the loosest of definitions. His biggest hits are the "HomeSick" "series", which sounds like an attempt to gain popularity by combining "[[Gone Home]]" and "[[Homestuck]]" (which make sense since GH is also just a walking simulator) and contains one game and a second game he never finished or maybe never even started. It isn't clear if the first game was finished either, but from what has been released you can see that the game features a main character that is [[Self-insert|a pixilated version of Sagal himself]] (we aren't [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYqTqDhCPrY kidding]) wearing a dress, slowly limping though the most overused of horror plots (you're in a house where there was a murder and now there is a murderer chasing you) and the most overused of horror game mechanics (the [[fleshlight|flashlight]]). [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2g7RB1E3h8 The entire game can be finished in under an hour].
 
The art looks like it was made with Click&Play in the mid [[90s]], the sound effects are taken from a free site, the music is taken from [[Youtube]] and the gameplay/horror relies entirely on jump-scares that are more [[hilarious]] than scary because the supposed killer is dressed like the wicked witch of the west and keeps suddenly popping out from under beds, inside cupboards and out of boxes, to the point you half expect him to jump out at you from out of a kitchen drawer like a Loony Toons character.
 
It is never explained [[Plot Bunny|why the killer is in the house]] (has he been hiding under the bed for ten years after the murder? Is that why the cops never found him?), what's stopping you from turning around and leaving or why you're not playing "[[Silent Hill]]" on the [[PS1]] instead.
{{clear}}
 
[[File:Homesick Game Chloe Sagal.jpg|500px|center]]<br />
<div align="center">'''Looks almost as good as any other 1988 adventure game'''</div>
 
 
His second, recently started but never to be finished, "game" is "[[Bible slash|Super Noah Vs. The Dinosaurs]]". Because, like most [[indie]], [[SJW|sjw]] game developers who have no actual skill or training, Sagal is forced to make "artistic" games instead of real ones. In the game world "artistic" is a shorthand for "Cheaply made hack-job focusing 100% on ham-handed [[liberal|left-wing]] preaching instead of gameplay".
 
The liberal [[propaganda]] theme of the day is "[[wrong|Creationism is dumb lol]]", and is delivered via a 20 year old of animation and 50 year old jokes.
 
 
<center>
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|[[File:Super Noah Vs The Dinosaurs 2.jpg|480px|Actual gameplay]]{{center|{{colortext|black|<br />'''Fuck'''}}}}
|[[File:Super Noah Vs The Dinosaurs 1.jpg|480px|Actual gameplay]]{{center|{{colortext|black|<br />'''English'''}}}}
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</center><br />
 
 
====Quotes====
 
 
<center>
{{frame|{{morphquote|mqtest4|background-color: beige; width: 600px; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|On the website that I host my devlogs (The Daily Click), I kept up with my ultra macho image, and gave a lot of people a very hard time. One user in particular was a female developer working on his first game, it had cutesy graphics and people were giving him a lot of attention. I said some pretty nasty misogynistic stuff and basically made the argument that people only like his crap because he's a "girl". Obviously, that situation got me banned from the site (though not IP banned).|Sagal on being [[Loveshy]]
|...the game sold barely anything, and I got blamed for the failure. I had been batting around the concept for homesick since I was a kid, and I had told the group that is what we should do... put the game together in less than a week. Needless to say, it failed in the competition, horribly, didn't even get an honorable mention.|Sagal, needing to look in the mirror to spot the [[fail|fail]]
|I also have another issue which is '''undiagnosed''' (which is specifically why I was removed from the USMC) that causes me [[lulz|to blank out for a certain amount of time and start doing strange things (mostly just sitting around mumbling, walking to places, being odd)]]|[[X in my y|Sagal self-diagnosing? In ''my'' marine corps?]]
|[[Tranny|I am a strong and independent woman]]|Except he's a man begging for donations.|}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige}}
</center>
 
==Indiegogo Drama==
[[File:Sagal.jpg|thumb|right|300px|'''"Please help me get money for surgery to get the shards of shrapnel out of my heart."''' - ''[[Iron Man|Chloe]]'']]
'''''You're 5 years old again.'''''
 
'''You see that toy you want in the store.''' It's the newest, the greatest, the fastest, and it doesn't matter you want- no you FUCKING NEED it.
 
[[sexy|Your small child body]] starts filling with [[rape|tension]], your hands begin to clench, you even [[HNNNNNNGGGGG|feel some pain in your chest]]. What's happening to you? You see a toy you really, really want, but you don't have the money to pay for it? You feel that way because [[lie|you are dying.]]
 
 
{{frame|{{squote|'''I was the one looking for donations back in April, because I am dying.'''|Sagal, thinking getting his dick cut off is [[Holocaust|the path to world peace]]|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
 
 
Sagal started a funding project on [[fraud|Indiegogo]] for a [[Sex change|life-saving operation]]. Sagal was allegedly ill because of a car accident a few years ago that left "[[Bullshit|Shrapnel in her {sic} body]]" and resulted in [[metal]] poisoning which, as some of you might notice, is essentially the plot to "[[Iron Man]]".
 
Sagal was also [[greedy|asking for $35,000 total, claiming that the cost of the surgery was around $29,000 but needed extra to live on while recovering]]. This is perhaps conveniently [http://www.surgeryencyclopedia.com/Pa-St/Sex-Reassignment-Surgery.html about the cost of sexual reassignment surgery]. [http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-04-09-homesick-dev-chloe-sagal-successfully-crowd-funding-life-saving-operation The Euroarticle] notes that "Family won't help her, incidentally" and that he is seeking a second [[Operation: Stop Their Scheme|operation]] that "Is vital to myself being able to live a [[No|normal]] life".
 
At some point, Indiegogo pulled the project due to suspicious activity, [http://www.theindiestone.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=12310&sid=16825a1d94158b7c96d7e69531e06697 probably because he refused to divulge the details of the surgery] after people started suspecting that this was a [[scam]].
 
 
{{frame|{{squote|'''there are reasons why private medical records are considered private. Id really not want my personal information floating all over the internet, as I'm very [[attention whore|reclusive]]. The people that need to know have all the information.'''|Sounds legit.|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
 
 
{{frame|{{squote|'''[[Donald Rumsfeld|Absence of information is not evidence of abscence]], and if you don't know something, you're statement has to end there. To suggest anything further is making an argument from ignorance, all skeptics need to know this.'''|He is [[literally]] quoting [[Donald Rumsfeld]]|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
 
 
So logical, right? Shows it pays to trust in "Men in women's bodies"... But not everyone was willing to take this trustworthy individual at their word and IndieGoGo told him that they are deleting his charity and refunding everyone's money. So Chloe did the next logical thing and [http://web.archive.org/web/20130426033120/http://www.theindiestone.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=12310&start=120 began threatening to kill himself].
 
 
{{frame|{{squote|'''As di prdicted they nightmaree
 
'''I'm not going to make it through the night.
'''I'm sorry'''|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
 
 
<center>[[Image:Chloe tranny.jpg]]</center>
 
 
{{frame|{{squote|'''Indiegogo deemed my page too high risk to resume funding, so they're refunding everything.
 
 
'''I was in a dark place, I was so close, I had a [[do it faggot|knife pushed to my stomach]], but a very good person managed to [[anti-lulz|talk me down]]. The feeling was [[orgasm|intense]]. I can't even describe it, it was like I was drunk, like chemicals where whirring around in my head, it was surreal.
 
'''Things are not going to be the same. I need to do some serious thinking and think of what to do next. Everything will be alright.'''|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
 
 
Eventually he was "talked down" from this, but not for fucking long because soon after, in what must have been the inspiration for [[Toaster Steve]], [http://stickskills.com/2013/05/13/report-homesick-dev-chloe-sagal-commits-suicide-on-twitch-tv/ he "commits suicide"] live on on Twitch TV.
 
 
{{frame|{{squote|'''Reports are coming out of a Reddit thread saying that viewers of the stream saw her take a bunch of pills and lay on her bed before the stream was taken down.'''|color=lightgreen}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
 
 
This naturally guarantees that he got tons of sympathy and outrage over [[LGBT]] suicide while surviving, but the campaign was not brought back and Sagal uploaded his suicide attempt from his YouTube account for more attention.
 
 
<center>[[Image:Chloe tranny2.png]]</center>
 
==<s>Where is HE naos?</s> Old news! More scams inbound!==
[[File:Chloe sagal scam 2.png|left]]
Sagal currently still looks like a man with long hair and is working on the [[sarcasm|highly anticipated]]: [[Electric Boogaloo|HomeSick 2: Electric Boogaloo]] and, thanks to [[faggot|his totally stupid-cool hip-hop fly haX07ing skil1z]], it is going to be released in his own words:<br />"[http://www.create-games.com/project.asp?id=2368 Never]".<br /> But you too, can still send money.
 
And after being banned from IndieGoGo for being a lying tranny [[Jew|kike]]- Sagal set up a [http://web.archive.org/web/20130709043206/http://www.gofundme.com/ChloeSagal new phishing charity drive] where you can donate to him now that he's asking "Honestly" in exchange for making a game that he's supposed to be making anyway because it's his fucking job.
 
The campaign page is gone and it is unclear whether he ever actually raised the money. The only clue that can be found is [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/01/8_low_points_for_nerds_in_2013.php an article] about it saying that it is "[[lol|Not going well]]".
 
 
[[File:Chloe sagal scam 2 electric boogaloo.png|center|thumb|500px|Will do Sagal, will do. Also notice [[Fail|there isn't a link in the post.]]]]
 
 
==Sagal and GamerGate: 3 Suicide attempt, 7 threats and counting==
 
Since the spotlight was off of Chloe for about a month or two, Chloe decided to whine on [[twitter]] about what Chloe usually whines about: attempting suicide ''again.'' But this time there was a twist! Since [[GamerGate]] was going on at the time it was a perfect time for SJWs to [http://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/2orh8i/twitter_support_has_looked_into_the_incident_with/ get Sagal to kill herself so that they could say GG did it!] This was done by one random anti-GG activist (and friend of obvious tranny [[Sarah Butts]]) who deleted all his old anti-GG tweets before starting to [[troll]] Sagal as he was crying about suicide again, and also by reporting someone who reported his suicide tweets to twitter so that someone could get help and pretending he was harassing Chloe. Surprisingly (or not), Chloe tried to kill himself again and ended up in the hospital thanks to his supportive SJW friends (and also the guy who reported him was later unbanned).
 
 
{{frame|{{cg|Gallery|ChristmasSuicideDrama2|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Newsagal.png|proof the person who got him to an hero was an SJW trying to make normal people look bad
File:Newsagal0.png|More proof (note [[Sarah Butts]])
File:Newsagal1.png|The person who got reported for reporting him
File:Newsagal2.png|The rest are a collection of his going crazy
File:Newsagal3.png
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Newsagal4.png
File:Newsagal5.png
File:Newsagal6.png
File:Newsagal7.png
File:Newsagal8.png
</gallery>|}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
 
 
Surprising absolutely nobody, Chloe "miraculously" survived the night and was ready to do it again on [[Xmas]]! He then spent Christmas day attention whoring and pretending that he was dying (his followers have the memory of a goldfish) and yelling at people that told him [[pix or it didn't happen]] or question if someone that previously used [[suicide]] to [[attention whore]] in the past was, in fact, using suicide to attention whore again. The icing on the cake was when Chloe tried to use this to shame [[Minecraft|Notch]] and [[pewdiepie]] into giving him sheckles for surgery. Surgery for... who cares? Stop asking. Why are you attacking him?
We can only hope that the suspense is killing Chloe as much as it's killing us.
 
Recently Chloe has "clarified" his situation. It's not that urgent; even though two nights ago was his last night alive Chloe is only [[bullshit|dying ''slowly.'']] Yes, he has included <strike>[[Patreon]]</strike> [[Paypal]] advertising in the meantime, because [[attention whore|dead people have such a need for private funds.]]
 
{{frame|{{cg|Gallery|ChristmasSuicideDrama|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Chloe is serious gais.PNG|The buildup. Srs business.
Image: Sagal Christmas Suicide.PNG|I'm sure he's serious ''this'' time.
Image: Sagal Christmas Suicide 2.PNG|He should just use a shotgun already. How hard is it to [[Amanda Todd|down a gallon of bleach?]]
Image: Chloe bullshitting christmas.PNG|LOL DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS!
Image: Chloe gib moni pls.PNG|Post-fake suicide shaming. Blames Notch and pewdiepie for not giving a "suicidal" person money. Smart.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image: chloe is so calm.PNG|No chloe, if you were murdered you wouldn't be wasting your time and ours bullshitting on Twitter.
Image: chloes wallet surgery.PNG|[[scam|"Don't ask questions, just give me money!"]]
Image: Chloe notch donate.PNG|No Chloe, Notch most likely pulled out because you make suicide threats about as often as the average Americunt farts.
Image: Chloe Tesla.PNG|Having a penis is the only similarity between [[Tesla]] the innovator and Chloe the Twitter leech.
Image: chloe faking suicide AGAIN.PNG|I'm sure he's serious THIS time, [[no|right guys?]]
Image: chloe retard typing.PNG|Known heart attack symptoms include numb limbs and typing like a retard.
Image: Chloe paradox.PNG|Commercial or free, which is it?
</gallery>|}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
<br /><br />
In January of 2015, the [[emo]] tears kept flowing. Just like his rival [[Brianna Wu]], Sagal would not stop injecting himself into GamerGate and kept trying to become the next big professional victim (when in reality '''everyone''' just wants him to shut the fuck up and die already) to get easy white knight moniez without having to do any [[prostitution|work,]] since otherwise Chloe's "disease" prevents the lad from getting food and jewgolds. You see, Chloe has an illness; quite a fatal, terminal illness and he has no hope of recovery unless he can scam enough money to undergo surgery. It literally takes only five minutes of looking at his feed to find out that, no, it's not chronic [[pussybitch]] syndrome. It turns out that this horrifying condition is... bearing an unmutilated penis. That's it. Not having a pseudo-vagina is quite ''literally'' killing him, [[doing it wrong|or so he would have you believe]], and he '''just won't fucking shut up about it.''' Proving that trannies are, in fact, deeply disturbed individuals, Chloe has begun turning on his friends when they deny him money and/or attention.
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{{frame|{{cg|Gallery|ChristmasSuicideDrama|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Chloe sagal terminal.png|It's... terminal, you say? At least we won't lose anyone of value.
File:Chloe sagal autistic.png|We're frustrated by your existence, too.
File:Chloe sagal halp.png|Halp! Need vagina pl0x
File:Chloe sagal hopeless.png|Chloe, pretending to have a girlfriend.
File:Chloe sagal sorry.png|Damn right, you're sorry.
</gallery>|}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}<br />
 
====Bitchfight with Pixelgoth====
Having to constantly be the most oppressed is hard, so when Pixelgoth, notable for exposing the fact everyone in the industry knows [[Zoe Quinn]] has sex to advance her career and then trying to become an SJW again while still telling SJWs she hates them, tried to steal the spotlight from Chloe (or just didn't help him in his new scam) he got mad. It culminated in a bitch fight (or actually a cock fight as they both have dongs) on Twitter, until Chloe once again said he was going to kill himself. Just do it already, Chloe. In the aftermath Sagal, Pixelgoth and for some reason [[Randi Harper]] all blocked one another.
 
 
{{frame|{{cg|May the Best Atten-tran Whore Win|Sagal V Goth|center|<gallery perrow="5">
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 5.jpg|The beginning
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 1.jpg|The beginning 1.5
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 2.jpg|It begins
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 3.jpg|Pixelgoth has more privilege than me
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 4.jpg|This whole bitchfest would have been avoided if Chloe decided to
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 6.jpg|Get
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 7.jpg|A
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 27.jpg|Job.
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 8.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 9.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 10.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 11.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 12.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 13.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 14.jpg|I WAS FIRST. I AM THE MOST OPPRESSED.
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 15.jpg|WHERE IS MY ATTENTION! I WANT ALL THE ATTENTION!
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 16.jpg|GIVE ME FREE STUFF
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 17.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 18.jpg|I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF, everybody hates me
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 19.jpg|I AM SO GOING TO KILL MYSELF OR SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT I DUNNO, BUT I WILL KILL MYSELF
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 20.jpg|HELP ME PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 21.jpg|But Pixelgoth got free stuff, where is mine?
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 22.jpg|I had to pay for my surgery? Why didn't you guys pay for it? Ungrateful sacks of shit.
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 23.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 24.jpg|I AM REALLY GOING TO KILL MYSELF GUIS!
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 25.jpg|WOE IS ME.
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 26.jpg|IT IS TOO LATE, [[bullshit|I AM KILLING MYSELF RIGHT NOW!]]
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 29.jpg
File:Chloe Sagal Pixelgoth 30.jpg
</gallery>}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige|margin=auto}}
 
====Slapfight with Brianna Wu====
 
Not satisfied, Sagal went to [[Brianna Wu]]. After Bri successfully managed to pressure [[Patreon]] into changing their ToS (without banning him despite his violation it), Sagal thought he could do the same for him and get his money back that PayPal and IndieGoGo stole. But unlike KickStarter and Patreon that are run by SJWs, [[Paypal]] and IndieGoGo are run by greedy jews who make most of their money from shutting down campaigns and keeping the donations. Therefore, they couldn't give less of a shit about Bri, and Zoe. And Wu knew it. Wu tried to calm Sagal down and get him to fuck off which resulted in them trying to out-shame one another with typical SJW jargon that doesn't work when they use it on each other. But, while Wu is a con artist, Sagal is just plain crazy and ended up publishing their chatlogs and threatening suicide yet again.
 
 
<center>{{frame|{{Template:scrollpic|Wuvsagal.png|700|100|'''Cock fight'''}}|border=lightgreen|background=beige}}</center>
 
 
This ended in Evers calling Wu a tranny-traitor and turning into a dick-girl threeway bitch fight.
 
==See Also==
 
*[[Scam]]
*[[Tranny]]
*[[Corruption]]
*[[Indie]]
*[[What the fuck]]
*[[Sarah Butts]]
 
==External Links==
[[File:Phantom dick.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Just like Chloe himself, his obvious self-insert can't hide his giant dick]]
{{twitter|ChloeSagal|Sagal on twitter}}<br>
{{ytuser|ChloeSagal|Sagal on YouTube}}<br>
{{Tumblr|chloesagal|Sagal on tumblr}}<br>
{{fb|chloe.sagal|Sagal on FaceBook}}
* [http://www.create-games.com/project.asp?id=2368 Where you can get all the latest ''no'' updates on the game Chloe ''isn't'' making]
* [http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/01/8_low_points_for_nerds_in_2013.php Sagal in an article about the internet's 8 biggest lowpoints of 2013]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130426033120/http://www.theindiestone.com/community/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=12310&start=120 Archived version of his pretend suicide thread]
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20130709043206/http://www.gofundme.com/ChloeSagal Archived version of his second fraud charity (records of the first have not been kept)]
{{EDFthread|18342|The GamerGate thread on our forum}}
 
 
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