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'''Larry Ellison''' is the [[Fact|bastard]] who once led [[Oracle Corporation]], destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world. Forsaken by his mother, raised by evil stepparents, and uncommitted to his [[Jewish]] heritage, Ellison attempted to fill the void in his life with [http://thedirty.com/2013/10/malibus-own-nikita-kahn/ hookers], dough, and the charred remains of the companies absorbed or ruined by Oracle. He's also a big enough jackass to provoke [http://gawker.com/390837/oracle-ceo-larry-ellison-is-iron-man comparisons to Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark] and even appeared in ''Iron Man 2''. | '''Larry Ellison''' is the [[Fact|bastard]] who once led [[Oracle Corporation]], destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world. Forsaken by his mother, raised by evil stepparents, and uncommitted to his [[Jewish]] heritage, Ellison attempted to fill the void in his life with [http://thedirty.com/2013/10/malibus-own-nikita-kahn/ hookers], dough, [[I'm cereal|"I'm a saint, really!"]] philanthropy projects, and the charred remains of the companies absorbed or ruined by Oracle. He's also a big enough jackass to provoke [http://gawker.com/390837/oracle-ceo-larry-ellison-is-iron-man comparisons to Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark] and even appeared in ''Iron Man 2''. | ||
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Larry Ellison is the bastard who once led Oracle Corporation, destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world. Forsaken by his mother, raised by evil stepparents, and uncommitted to his Jewish heritage, Ellison attempted to fill the void in his life with hookers, dough, "I'm a saint, really!" philanthropy projects, and the charred remains of the companies absorbed or ruined by Oracle. He's also a big enough jackass to provoke comparisons to Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark and even appeared in Iron Man 2.
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