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| [[Image:Benthelooney_Crying.jpg | thumb | 250px | Ben, after discovering his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica | ED]] article...]]
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| [[Image:Scarychris.jpg | thumb | 250px | ...and after finding out that his long-lost brother is [[Chris-Chan]].]]
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| [[File:Benbukkake.jpg | thumb | 250px | Our manchild after a bukkake blizzard.]]
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| [http://youtube.com/user/BenTheLooney BenTheLooney] ([[Powerword]]: Ben Tannehill) is a nineteen year-old [[Retard | nostalgic]] [[Caiden Cowger | commentator]] who has generated enormous amounts of [[Lulz | lulz]]. Ben makes videos with [[Not | intelligent]] points discussing [[Gangnam Style | the downfall of today's society]]. His [[Shit | contributions]] to the [[YouTube]] commentary community has gained him [[At least 100 | at least 100]] subscribers, and thousands of [[Haters | haters]]. Ben's love for [[My Little Pony | ponies]], [[cocks]], [[lolicon | Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi]], and [[Tara Strong]] has led him to create a [[Over 9000 | shitload]] of videos defending [[Lauren Faust]]'s lesbian ass. Despite [[Butthurt | not caring about teh trolls who plague his comments section]], he made [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6pX9dK8ook a video] bitching about those evil [[Bully | cyberbullies]] who make funny ass videos about him jerking to Pinkie Pie and ponified Tara Strong. For now, Benny Boy isn't posting any new videos, thank God, and is attending a shitty, unaccredited [[college|diploma mill]], learning about [[shit | animation]]. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppVxlXQs-5I Here is an example of one in progress.]
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| == Birth of a snake oil salesman ==
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| Ben didn't start out as jewtube.com/user/BenTheLooney. He had an account called [http://www.youtube.com/user/PuffyZillaman4 PuffyZillaman4]. He originally [[Oh Exploitable | exploited]] it to upload videos talking about [[Shit Nobody Cares About | his favorite DVDs and tributes to Godzilla]]. On May 16, 2009 Ben uploaded his [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXuio9MBnK8 first rant]. It's pretty much Ben talking about how much he [[Butthurt | hates Cartoon Network]] because they don't air [[Gay | The Powerpuff Girls]] anymore. Noticing his success, he uploaded moar videos to hoard views and [[Fantard | subscribers]]. Ben's videos even has his avatar, which illustrates his [[Shit | artistic talent]]. He even thinks that, with his skill, he'll become an [[Whore | animator]] one day.
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| <center><big>'''Ben's Original JewTube Videos:'''</big></center><br> He has sex with horses.
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| <center>{{fv|starvids|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;|
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| <youtube>F7lkYFHJ7x4</youtube>|<youtube>b1j34HfaN5w</youtube>|<youtube>z4lITXSoLWc</youtube>|<youtube>htSCq7fMDqw</youtube>}}</center>
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| == Top 10 [[Not Gay | Hottest]] Animated Women ==
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| [[Image:BenTheLooney_Pinkie_Pie_Sex.jpg | thumb | 250px | This is the closest thing that Ben will get in terms of getting [[laid]]]]
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| On [[Weed | April 20]], 2011 Ben uploaded a countdown video. It was a list of the [[Wimminz | animated women]] that he jerks off to. The list included: <br>
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| * A [[Robot]]. '''NO RLY'''
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| * Some chick from [[Dragon Ball Z]]
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| * Some [[Azn]] chick
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| * Some chick from [[1984 | Scooby Doo]]
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| * [[CopperCab]]'s sister
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| * and many moar that's just [[TL;DW | too long to list]]
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| [[Some argue]] that Ben might be a [[Pedophile | pedophile]] on [[Chris Hansen]]'s list because of the underage girls in the video. He received so much hate from this upload, that it makes even [[HBGary Federal | Aaron Barr]]'s pwnage look like a walk in the park by comparison.
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| '''This is what Ben masturbates to: <br> <youtube>hA2_asKeVJg</youtube>
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| [[File:Fast Times At Ridgemont High Phoebe Cates Bikini.jpg | thumb | 300px | Ben wishes he could get laid to a hot slut like this but we all know that won't ever happen]]
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| ===Other "Women" That Ben Faps To===
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| *The Ponies (Especially [[ADHD | Pinkie Pie]])
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| *The [[Loli | Powerpuff]] Girls
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| *Blair from [[Satanism | Soul Eater]]
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| *Kagome from Inuyasha
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| *Blythe Baxter and the [[Furry | Pets]] from [[Littlest Pet Shop]]
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| *[[Japs | Ami and Yumi]]
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| *[[Bitch | Mabel Pines]]
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| *[[Cat | Nicole Watterson]]
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| *His [[dick]]
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| *[[Your Mom]]
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| *[[You]]
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| *Lisa Simpson
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| == The Birth of BenThe[[Luser]]==
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| [[Image:Pinkie_Pie_BentheLooney_Gunpoint.png | thumb | 220px | Not even Pinkie Pie thinks BenTheLooney is worthy of life]]
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| Because of all the [[Troll | hate]] that Ben received from the Top 10 Hottest Animated Women [[Fail | fiasco]] video, Ben had to switch accounts to heal from the sting of [[Anonymous | beez]]. He made up the [[Bullshit | brilliant]] excuse of losing his password, unfortunately, [[You | nobody's buying it]]. I wonder [[Smart | why]]? Back to the drama, Ben uses this new account to make his [[Stupid | rants]]. His first rant is, oh [[Sarcasm | what a surprise]], a rant on [[Pointless | Cartoon Network]]. He uses his brand new 2011 drawing, which is pretty much like his [[Crap | original work]], but with [[42 | 42%]] more detail. So basically, Ben just bitches about CN not airing PPG and [[Boring | Ed Edd n Eddy]] (a show about three [[Dick | dorks]] who do random stupid shit with no [[TVTropes| coherent, tangible plot]]) anymore. My [[Allah | god]], even a [[13 year old boy | second grader]] could do better than him.
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| ===Ben vs. [[Family Guy | Family Gay]]===
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| Ben has [[DO IT FAGGOT | crossed the line now]]. He decided to rant on [[Family Guy]] and [[Seth MacFarlane]]. So basically, here's how it goes: Ben gives an [[Wrong | unbiased]] description of Family Guy, bitches about why it sucks, then [[Irony | calls MacFarlane a talentless hack]]. What's funny is that Ben, [[Hypocrite | for some reason]] likes [http://wikipedia.org/wiki/Drawn_Together Drawn Together] which is even [[Doing it right | more crude and sexual than Family Guy]]. What also shows his hypocrisy is that in his "Top 10 Dumbest Soccer Mom Moments" he complained about Sarah Palin protesting against an episode of Family Guy that was making fun of autistic people and Ben replied with "It's Family Guy, it's supposed to offend you" yet he got butthurt when Family Guy killed Yogi Bear and Bugs Bunny.
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| <center><b>Ben's [[Retard | insight]] into Family Guy</b><br><youtube>9JVFXS60sSg</youtube></center><br>
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| Some [[Mario | mariofag]] realized Ben's latest [[Faggotry | bullshitery]] and decided to put a stop to it, with a [[Boring | critical analysis]].<br>
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| <center>'''Ben vs. Mario the [[Weegee | Plumber]]:'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>zeBs6XnCOl8</youtube></center>
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| ===BenThePussyLicker Voices [[Shit Nobody Cares About | His Opinion On Anime]]===
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| Apparently, Ben haz knowledge about the intriguing culture of [[Japan]]....[[NOT]]!!! He made an upload about his perspective on [[Animu | animu]] and how the fast pace is too much for his[[Stupid | feeble]], autistic [[Brain | brain]]. Unlike most of his other videos, he actually doesn't bitch about something. Instead, he's [[Ron Paul | neutral]] on the topic. Nevertheless, Ben manages to fuck up his position because he has [[Truth | absolutely no insight to animu whatsoever]].
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| <center>'''Ben on anime'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>HkUqxmXVEE0</youtube></center><br>
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| <center>'''Ben getting his ass handed to him'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>E2lm3EUZwYU</youtube></center>
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| ===The Looney Tunes Show===
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| This is his most hated show, bar none. Ben made quite a few rants on this show, because it doesn't fit up to his nostalgic standards. This is the show which he is most infamous for ranting about, and the combined time he spends bitching about The Looney Tunes Show totals up to more than an hour. I'm dead serious. While he could be watching shows he actually enjoys, such as the classic Looney Tunes and [[Faggot|My Little Pony]], he chooses to bitch about a show barely anyone cares about and doesn't have his special type of comedy in it. He attempts to excuse his behavior by saying he's reviewing it as a fan of the Looney Tunes, but in reality he just delves deeper by pleasuring to his favorite nostalgic cartoons.
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| <center><youtube>ezl7V5bKICs</youtube></center>
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| <center>'''The first part of his shitty rant video'''</center>
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| == Ben [[Rape | Strikes Back]]!!!!11!11111!!1 ==
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| Trolls and haters were just coming too fast for BenTheLesbian to handle. So, in a [[Fail | futile]] attempt, Ben tries to make it seem that [[Yeah right | he doesn't care]]. So he uploads a video on December 19, 2011 trying to make the haters [[Doing it wrong | think he doesn't give a crap]]. I mean dear [[Jesus | god]] what Ben said in that video was just so stupid and so out of line that it'll most likely [[Karma | bite him in the ass later]]. He agrees with the trolls about his old videos sucking, then he addresses his [[Pointless | logos and bumpers rant]], then says he thinks the haters are funny, and finally says they're [[Lie | bullying him]]. This guy really doesn't know how the internet works and really needs to take [[CSIII | Computer Science III]]. <br>
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| <center>'''Ben, striking back'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>L6pX9dK8ook</youtube></center><br>
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| == The [[Anonymous Borg | Empire]] Strikes Back ==
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| [[Image:Benthelooney_Devolution.jpg | thumb | 220px | Another example of Ben's hypocrisy]]
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| Ben really fucked up after that [[Shit | shitty]] video he uploaded, you know, about him [[Fail | striking back]]. That video made him a total [[lolcow]] and trolls are milking the [[Drama | drama]] right out of him. For starters, they were now able to expose him for the [[Butthurt | butthurt]] [[Pedophile | pedophile]] that he was. Ben also told his [[Haters | detractors]] that he couldn't stand it if his [[Moe | poor, defenseless]] fans were trolled to death. Thanks Ben, we now know how to [[Fuck | fuck]] with you, all we have to do is find a bunch of Ben T. Lamer [[Fantard | fantards]] and spam their channels to oblivion. A minor point, Ben revealed that he [[Jew | was too fucking cheap to buy a new microphone in order to fix his audioskip problem]]. Ben was also retarded enough to try to deflect the [[Hackers on Steroids | trolls on steroids]] attacks on him for his Top 10 Animated Women video. He said that [[Lie | he was just acting]] and that [[Facepalm | the video was just a joke]]. However, in the very next video he uploaded, he said that [[Disney]] makes the [[Fugly | hottest]] princesses and manliest men. This leaves many to believe that Ben might not only be a pedophile, but also a [[HappyCabbie | raging homo]]. Yes, Ben's attempts at defending himself makes him even more of a lolcow.
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| <br/><br/><br/>
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| <center>'''Ben, featured on Unsolved Mysteries'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>NLYFr5a7u90</youtube></center><br>
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| <center>'''Ben's [http://www.youtube.com/user/gurigorloX arch nemesis] takes on Ben's bullshit'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>WGYSwhR1CYA</youtube></center><br>
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| <center>'''A [[Flame War]] in Progress'''</center>
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| <center><youtube>2OD8O06DJ8c</youtube></center><br>
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| ==Gallery==
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| <gallery>
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| Image:Ben seen by ben.jpg|Self portrait...
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| Image:Bennaked.jpg|... naked self portrait.
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| Image:Naked ami by ben.jpg| Puffy Amiyumi porn.
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| Image:Naked redeye89 by ben.jpg|
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| Image:Nude candy by ben.jpg|
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| Image:Naked wildee87 by ben.jpg|
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| </gallery>
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| == 888chan Drama ==
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| Ben has been making himself look like a total [[thunderf00t | fucktard]] to the point that it got out to popular trolling anonymous imageboard, [[888chan]]. The trolls down at /cow/ are making threads talking about the [[Truth | big, fat, retarded baby]] that Ben T. AssLicker truly is. [http://888chan.org/cow/res/3363.html One thread] is dedicated to revealing the truth about the origins of this fatherfucking [[Sabu | manchild]]. 888chan is pretty much just ripping Ben and his [[Something awful | terrible]] videos to shreds. [http://888chan.org/cow/res/15.html Another thead] mentions him in a thread talking about [[Gay | Equestria Girls]] thread and in the process, proving that he's [[Justin Bieber | bisexual]]. [[Fox | Stunning developments]] reveal that 888chan's [[I | raiding branch]] might be teaming up with leftover [[LulzSec]] members who weren't [[Partyvan | partyvan'd]] yet, to ruin Ben's life. Their hacking [[LOIC | techniques]] most likely will range from [[Spam | comment section raeping and haet mail]] to full scale [[Kevin Mitnick | social engineering]] and doxing. Either way if this trolling were to be approved by [[Anonops | the hivemind]], then one thing's for sure. This raid will result in a [[Epic Win | total victory]].
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| <br/><center>[[File:Benthelooney 888chan I.jpg | frameless | 700px]]</center><br/>
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| == [[Chris-Chan]]: BenTheBitch's Long-Lost Brother? ==
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| There is one other shithead like Ben: the [[Shit | all-mighty]] and [[Pussy | powerful]] [[Chris-Chan]]. Both of them show [[Captain Obvious | remarkable similarities]], such as their [[Ugly | physical and facial features]], their autistic tendencies, and their [[Shit | brilliant]] videos. Further research has concluded that it is very likely that Chris-Chan is the long-lost brother of BenTheBitch.
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| [[Image:Benthelooney chris chan comparison.jpg| thumb | 250px | Side by side comparison.]]
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| <center><youtube>KGCHgaIZqs8</youtube></center><center>'''This video explains it all...'''</center>
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Chris Chan]], BenTheBastard's retarded long lost brother and fuckbuddy.
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| *[[Pedophile]]
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| *[[VenomFangX | BenTheLooney's other long lost brother]]
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| *[[W | Yet Another BenTheLoco long lost brother]]
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| *[[Tara Strong]]
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| *[[Glenn Beck]]
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| *[[Coughlan666]]
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| *[[Spongebob]]
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| *[[Asperger's Syndrome]]
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| *[[Furry]]
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| *[[Newfag]]
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| *[[MysteriousMrEnter]]
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| == External Links ==
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/Benthelooney His YouTube page]
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| *[http://www.youtube.com/user/PuffyZillaman4 His old YouTube page]
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| *[http://ben-the-looney.deviantart.com His Deviantart]
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| *[https://www.facebook.com/ben.tannehill His Facebook]
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| *[https://www.linkedin.com/pub/benjamin-tannehill/a0/3bb/271 His LinkedIn]
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| *[https://twitter.com/bentannehill14 His Twitter]
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| == BenTheBlueWaffleLicker's Wiki Entries - You Know [[Vandalism | What To Do]] ==
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| *[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/Benthelooney TVTropes on Benthelooney] - Wow, even [[TVTropes]] thinks BenTheLuser fails
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| *[http://rantipedia.wikia.com/wiki/Benthelooney Rantipedia on Benthelooney]
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| *[http://greenyphatom.wikia.com/wiki/Benthelooney Greenyphantom] - Some wiki that [[Noone | noone cares about]]
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| *[http://benthelooney.wikia.com/wiki/Benthelooney_Wiki Benthelooney Wiki] - [[All Caps | HOLY SHIT BEN HAS HIS OWN WIKI. DESTROY IT NOW!!!!11!!111!11!]]
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