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Racefan2464 is your typical Sonic Fag and less lulz worthy carbon copy Chris Chan. He loves cartoons, Sonic, race cars and pretty much everything you would expect a seven year old to get all excited about. In other words, a raging manchild, a self-diagnosed autistic fat man with no goals in life and no purpose other than to leach off of the hard work of the rest of society.
— My goals in life are to fester in a chair and watch cartoons |
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BIRFDAY!
Disappointment came last year in the form of a Jeff Gordon birthday cake that mommy had them make speshul just for her "little" boy.
However what Racefan2464 really wanted was a cartoon Snoopy cake! :(
Mommy was sure to make certain that this year her "little" boy wasn't disappointed and made sure to get him the cartoon doggy cake he had wanted all along!
Mommy knows not to upset the angry autistic! The last thing anyone wants is an angry man-tantrum!
It's So Crazy It Just Might Potato!
The reality of Racetard's life is that he's perpetually trapped in the year 2004; an easier, simpler time in his life as a 12 year old prepubescent tween without a care in the world. When "life" was all about cartoons, video games and toy cars and all that frustrating, worrisome grownup stuff (like remembering to bath and buy groceries) was all taken care of by a doting mommy and daddy.
But then... changes
Suddenly his childhood world was coming to a close and soon he would have to start cutting his own finger nails and cooking his own food! Oh noes! But Racefan2464 had an idea! A wondrous, marvelous, clever idea! He would summon the great Labelmeasperg spirit and call upon the almighty power of the great autismos to forever trap his child-like mind in the ever aging body of a man!
And thus, MAN CHILD came to be!
With the powers of intellectual deficiency and invisible dignity he would forever save his parents from the evils of an early retirement; as they will be forced to work well on into their 70s and right on up to their untimely deaths just to be able to keep supporting their perpetually prepubescent offsperg.
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Racefan2464 loves to "color" Sonic fan arts!
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He's single ladies!
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Proof that he cannot handle criticism. He will BAWWWW like a 2-year-old the minute he sees those critiques.