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[[image:ECH.jpg|thumb|right|The [[fag|man]] himself]] | {{stub}} | ||
'''[http://www.youtube.com/JonTronShow JonTron]''' is a [[Unfunny|comedian]] [[Faggot|celebrity]] [[YouTube]]r that always makes [[Shitty|amazing]] videos | [[image:ECH.jpg|thumb|right|The [[fag|man]] himself, failing to capture [[Reaction Guy]]'s natural expression]] | ||
'''[http://www.youtube.com/JonTronShow JonTron]''' (AKA Jon [[Safari|Jafari]]) is a [[Unfunny|comedian]] [[Faggot|celebrity]] gypsy [[YouTube]]r that always makes [[Shitty|amazing]] review videos. He has [[Old meme|over 1,700,000]] [[Fantards|subscribers]] that would suck his [[dick]] anytime and about 200,000,000 views that have made him lots and lots of [[Jew Gold|money]]. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the 4 trillion other Youtube reviewers is because he was in [[Game Grumps]] and has many [[MFW|reaction GIF]] [[memes]]. | |||
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==Life before the JonTronShow== | ==Life before the JonTronShow== | ||
[[Nobody cares]] about Jon's life before YouTube. The only thing we know and care about is that he got [[raped|abused]] by his [[parents]] | [[Nobody cares]] about Jon's life before YouTube. He got his start as a [[Newgrounds]]fag in 2003 as "BirdmanXZ6" to sound edgy like a NGFag would, and has proven to have quite the [[WTF|onion fetish]] as most of his animations were about onions and whatever he thought was a good idea while on his daily high. The only thing we know and actually care about is that he got [[raped|abused]] by his [[parents]] and that's what got him to have his [[I'm so random|random personality]]. | ||
[[image:JonTron_Abuse.jpg|thumb|How to stalk JonTron!]] | [[image:JonTron_Abuse.jpg|thumb|How to stalk JonTron!]] | ||
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===The Start=== | ===The Start=== | ||
[[Last Thursday|On | [[Last Thursday|On August 31st, 2010]], Jon created his brand new channel for his brand new show, under the name of JonTronShow, advertising it on his Newgrounds as well and making more links for us to follow his previous endeavors as a result. Not Twitter though, he was clueless in how to fucking use it.<br> | ||
His first videos were... [[shit|s]][[gay|p]][[autistic|e]][[unfunny|c]][[retarded|i]][[boring|a]][[lame|l]]. | His first videos were... [[shit|s]][[gay|p]][[autistic|e]][[unfunny|c]][[retarded|i]][[boring|a]][[lame|l]]. | ||
<center><big>'''Just watch them for yourself'''</big></center><br> | <center><big>'''Just watch them for yourself'''</big></center><br> | ||
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<youtube>8hdxuRCMh0I</youtube>|<youtube>z4RJ2S2qgr4</youtube>}} | <youtube>8hdxuRCMh0I</youtube>|<youtube>z4RJ2S2qgr4</youtube>}} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
Here, instead of using his "lol, so randum", off-topic, [[mfw]] asswipery that was his humor as the show progressed, he started as an actual reviewer, marginally better than [[Game Dude]], but for the most part [[Boring|generic]]. | |||
===Game Grumps=== | ===Game Grumps=== | ||
{{main|Game Grumps}} | |||
After lots of time, he created lots of videos, made lots of [[fans]], and made lots of precious [[Jew gold]]s. After that all that happy horseshit happened, he decided to [[not really|completely]] abandon his channel and fans to create a new channel with his Newgrounds buttbuddy, [[Egoraptor]], called "The '''Game Grumps'''". | |||
They basically just played video games while Jon made funny noises with his armpits and Arin went [[Batshit insane|batshit]]. Basically it was as if you combined two Let's Play channels into one for twice the boredom. Shame they didn't show themselves on camera, Jon could've made millions more with his [[mfw]] business if he included those. | |||
Big suprise, he left [[GG]] after some time, and all the [[fantards]] [[cried]] in sorrow. He said that he left because he actually wanted to make videos on his channel instead of making videos on Game Grumps, but [[nobody]] believed his bullshit. The [[faggots|conspiracy theorists]] started thinking that there was something [[Vagina|deeper]] in this story. Most thought that he actually left because his [[My Little Pony|friendship]] with [[Egoraptor|Arin]] started fading thanks to him getting his gypsy juices on Arin's girlfriend. The most [[bullshit|believable]] theory of them all is that Arin's girlfriend punched JonTron's girlfriend in the [[dick|vaggoo]]. [[Lies|(Did I mention that he got a girlfriend?)]] | |||
Jon went back to making videos for his channel, he got replaced with [[fag|Danny]], but the theories are still being made and the fans are still [[whining]] about him on every comment section of the new Game Grumps videos, with Arin drinking up the fanbois' tears like his favorite bar drink. | |||
Jon went back to making videos for his channel, he got replaced with [[fag|Danny]], but the theories are still being made and the fans are still [[whining]] about him on every comment section of the new Game Grumps videos. | |||
===Now=== | ===Now=== | ||
Now his videos are way better. He actually records from a [[ | Now his videos are [[Shit|way better]]. He actually records from a [[No|quality HD]] camera and not a [[potato]]. He only got really popular with the Game Grumps, but the thing he got the most popularity from probably are the [[memes|meems]] he spawned from his gypsy ass. | ||
==Maymays== | ==What about the Maymays== | ||
By "memes", we mean reaction [[GIF]]s, but he made them into a meme thanks to the material he provides to make them. And yes, he's aware they exist, he doesn't care, and is the only reason his videos have any notoriety outside of his [[Wut|cyborg bird]]. In Jon's videos, there are a lot of moments of him just reacting to stuff in a shameless display with a rapid close up to his face when he does it. So his fans, thinking that these moments should be immortalized in [[crap|gold and diamonds]], took these moments and posted them on 4chan as a [[Wut|reaction reacting to stuff to get more reactions.]] | |||
Anyways, because JonTron is a greedy [[jew]] that only wants money, he knows that his reactions are really popular among people, and that they are posted all over the [[internets]]. So he started shoving as many reaction moments as possible in his videos, so people can post them and make him get moar moneys. | Anyways, because JonTron is a greedy [[jew]] that only wants money, he knows that his reactions are really popular among people, and that they are posted all over the [[internets]]. So he started shoving as many reaction moments as possible in his videos as shameless as he possibly can make them, so people can post them and make him get moar moneys. Essentially, it's free advertising by making a shit-caked ass of yourself. [[Bullshit|I don't see anything wrong here]], moving on. | ||
==The [[retard|"R"]] Word Controversy== | ==The [[retard|"R"]] Word Controversy== | ||
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<center>{{quote|Retarded|Jontron, on PSNow and [http://www.twitter.com/benhuber some fag].}}</center> | <center>{{quote|Retarded|Jontron, on PSNow and [http://www.twitter.com/benhuber some fag].}}</center> | ||
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<center>[[image:therwordmakessjwssad.png|frame|He said the r word :'(]]</center> | <center>[[image:therwordmakessjwssad.png|frame|[[BAWWWW|He said the r word]] :'(]]</center> | ||
[[nobody cares|Sometime in 2014]], Jon BTFO some sissy faggot that got [[butthurt]] of Jon's use of "retarded", so naturally all the [[tumblr]]ettes got up on arms. Or keyboards, rather. After all the [[duh|expected]] [[death threat]]s, Jon declared [[Tumblr]] the [[obvious|worst site ever]]. There was a huge period of butthurt, everyone forgot about it | [[nobody cares|Sometime in 2014]], Jon [[BTFO]]'d some sissy faggot that got [[butthurt]] of Jon's use of "retarded", so naturally all the [[tumblr]]ettes got up on arms. Or keyboards, rather. After all the [[duh|expected]] [[death threat]]s, Jon declared [[Tumblr]] the [[obvious|worst site ever]]. There was a huge period of butthurt, everyone forgot about it, and that's about it. And people wonder why we got more sensitive to everything over the years, it's [[Truth|like our skin grew thinner as we grew older]]. | ||
==Extrenal Links== | ==Extrenal Links== | ||
*[http://youtube.com/JonTronShow His channel] | *[http://youtube.com/JonTronShow His channel] | ||
*[http://twitter.com/JonTronShow His twatter] | *[http://twitter.com/JonTronShow His twatter that he surprisingly now knows how to use] | ||
*[https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/495783251961585668 The legendary twitter post] | *[https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/495783251961585668 The legendary "retarded" twitter post] | ||
{{YoutubeSeries}} | {{YoutubeSeries}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Revision as of 01:20, 30 April 2015
JonTron (AKA Jon Jafari) is a comedian celebrity gypsy YouTuber that always makes amazing review videos. He has over 1,700,000 subscribers that would suck his dick anytime and about 200,000,000 views that have made him lots and lots of money. The only reason he is famous that makes him stand out of the 4 trillion other Youtube reviewers is because he was in Game Grumps and has many reaction GIF memes.
Life before the JonTronShow
Nobody cares about Jon's life before YouTube. He got his start as a Newgroundsfag in 2003 as "BirdmanXZ6" to sound edgy like a NGFag would, and has proven to have quite the onion fetish as most of his animations were about onions and whatever he thought was a good idea while on his daily high. The only thing we know and actually care about is that he got abused by his parents and that's what got him to have his random personality.
JewTube career
The Start
On August 31st, 2010, Jon created his brand new channel for his brand new show, under the name of JonTronShow, advertising it on his Newgrounds as well and making more links for us to follow his previous endeavors as a result. Not Twitter though, he was clueless in how to fucking use it.
His first videos were... special.
Previous Video | Next Video
Here, instead of using his "lol, so randum", off-topic, mfw asswipery that was his humor as the show progressed, he started as an actual reviewer, marginally better than Game Dude, but for the most part generic.
Game Grumps
Moar info: Game Grumps.
After lots of time, he created lots of videos, made lots of fans, and made lots of precious Jew golds. After that all that happy horseshit happened, he decided to completely abandon his channel and fans to create a new channel with his Newgrounds buttbuddy, Egoraptor, called "The Game Grumps".
They basically just played video games while Jon made funny noises with his armpits and Arin went batshit. Basically it was as if you combined two Let's Play channels into one for twice the boredom. Shame they didn't show themselves on camera, Jon could've made millions more with his mfw business if he included those.
Big suprise, he left GG after some time, and all the fantards cried in sorrow. He said that he left because he actually wanted to make videos on his channel instead of making videos on Game Grumps, but nobody believed his bullshit. The conspiracy theorists started thinking that there was something deeper in this story. Most thought that he actually left because his friendship with Arin started fading thanks to him getting his gypsy juices on Arin's girlfriend. The most believable theory of them all is that Arin's girlfriend punched JonTron's girlfriend in the vaggoo. (Did I mention that he got a girlfriend?)
Jon went back to making videos for his channel, he got replaced with Danny, but the theories are still being made and the fans are still whining about him on every comment section of the new Game Grumps videos, with Arin drinking up the fanbois' tears like his favorite bar drink.
Now
Now his videos are way better. He actually records from a quality HD camera and not a potato. He only got really popular with the Game Grumps, but the thing he got the most popularity from probably are the meems he spawned from his gypsy ass.
What about the Maymays
By "memes", we mean reaction GIFs, but he made them into a meme thanks to the material he provides to make them. And yes, he's aware they exist, he doesn't care, and is the only reason his videos have any notoriety outside of his cyborg bird. In Jon's videos, there are a lot of moments of him just reacting to stuff in a shameless display with a rapid close up to his face when he does it. So his fans, thinking that these moments should be immortalized in gold and diamonds, took these moments and posted them on 4chan as a reaction reacting to stuff to get more reactions.
Anyways, because JonTron is a greedy jew that only wants money, he knows that his reactions are really popular among people, and that they are posted all over the internets. So he started shoving as many reaction moments as possible in his videos as shameless as he possibly can make them, so people can post them and make him get moar moneys. Essentially, it's free advertising by making a shit-caked ass of yourself. I don't see anything wrong here, moving on.
The "R" Word Controversy
—Jontron, on PSNow and some fag. | ||
Sometime in 2014, Jon BTFO'd some sissy faggot that got butthurt of Jon's use of "retarded", so naturally all the tumblrettes got up on arms. Or keyboards, rather. After all the expected death threats, Jon declared Tumblr the worst site ever. There was a huge period of butthurt, everyone forgot about it, and that's about it. And people wonder why we got more sensitive to everything over the years, it's like our skin grew thinner as we grew older.
Extrenal Links
- His channel
- His twatter that he surprisingly now knows how to use
- The legendary "retarded" twitter post
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