Prostitute

Brad Fitzpatrick routinely sends out servants from his large fortress atop a hill to get him prostitutes, often by the truckload

A Prostitute is a disposable whore (Usually a Woman) which is used for sex once and is then thrown away. It's polite to place the dismembered hooker in garbage bags once you're finished and leave her on a landfill. However, many people simply leave her in a wooded area or dumpster, terrifying boy scout patrols and providing a quick meal for the homeless, respectively.

Sometimes your crimes are caught on Google Maps.

	“	That's a clitoris not a chode asshole!!!	„
	—Julia Roberts

A People's History of Prostitution

At the dawn of history - around 6000 years ago or so - humankind had no money to speak of. Thus, man had to exchange goods and services via the barter system. The first known prostitute traded her beaver for his beaver pelts and thus, the occupation of prostitution began. Prostitution is the oldest known profession.

During the time of Jesus, prostitutes were widespread. Jesus himself kept a prostitute in his personal stable ranks and also kept company with a nice young lady named Mary Magdalene.

Many serial killers get off on killing them.

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See Also

• Liskula Cohen
• Prostitot
• Slut
• Your mom
• Ashley Madison
• Sorostitute
• Kelly Kalogerakos

External Links

• John TV - Lots of lulz
• NVbrothels.net - Describes legal whorehouses in the good state of Nevada

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