Chris Kluwe

Chris Kluwe, Christopher J Kluwe, is a former punter now turned complete SJW. Complete with his overt racism and rape cover ups. Is always more than willing to defend Sarah Butts, because like him Chris is also a pedo.

Rape cover up and making fun of victims

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In a Twitter rant, Kluweless explained how two of his viking friends were caught fucking an underage girl. But in true SJW fashion he didn't report it to the police. The reason why Chris didn't call the cops, is because he obviously was one of the two guys

 
'Chris still hasn't told the police about this, we wonder why.

Penn State Victim joke

Besides covering up rape, Kluweless, was busy making homophobic jokes about rape. Yes, your champion liked to cut a hole in his pants, near his giant gaping asshole, just to proclaim that he was a Penn State victim.

Racism

Homophobia and rape jokes aren't enough for Chris, so after being wiped by pornstar Mercedes Carrera in a debate, all Chris had left was to return to his habits of blatant racism. So Chris went on Twitter, and called Mercedes a nacho shield, because she is a fat spic, before fleeing to his echo chamber as he blocked Mercedes for pointing out his racism. What a class act.

TrippingIcarus

TrippingIcarus is Chris' band. We think it is supposed to be a Nickelback cover band, but they somehow screwed up and became even worse.

Gaming creds

Chris will proudly proclaim that he is a world famous video gamer player and absolute one of the best. Let's see what the public think:

	“	scrub fgt gets carried every time	„
	—Jean Never Wins

	“	Kluwe is the scrub who plays a useless class and gets in the way during raids and talks over the mic the whole time, annoying everyone, gets kicked out of the group, and then can't get into any other groups, and thinks its just because everyone's jealous	„
	—http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/2000211-sports-and-racing-nfl/68465823

	“	to be fair, I watched the matches, and any casual xcom player would destroy them both, but we can't punt worth shit, so meh.	„
	—http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/oh-chris-kluwe-taking-on-xcom-dev-stakes-have-never-been-higher.452804507/

	“	DeAngelis wiped the floor with Kluwe	„
	—GameInformer

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External links

• The wife's health care clinic (archive)
•  brother's facebook
•  wife's facebook