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[[Image:Eddie Van Halen 1998.jpg|center|thumb|This is what he looked like in 1998, after 20 years of heavy-duty drug abuse and alcoholism.]]
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[[Image:EddieVanHalen2007.jpg|center|thumb|This is what he looked like at a press conference in 2007, after millions in plastic surgery.]]
Left: 1998, after 20 years of [[party hard|hard partying]]. | Right: 2007, after millions in plastic surgery.</center>


Who is Eddie Van Halen? Fuck knows, he's too old.
Who is Eddie Van Halen? Noone knows, because of his aged appearance and notorious drug habit, but at one time he was considered the greatest guitarist in the world and made multiple millions of dollars. Almost all of it went up his nose or into his veins, but he did manage to keep enough to get enough plastic surgery to make himself look like Jon Bon Jovi, another dino-rock superstar.


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Left: 1998, after 20 years of hard partying. | Right: 2007, after millions in plastic surgery.

Who is Eddie Van Halen? Noone knows, because of his aged appearance and notorious drug habit, but at one time he was considered the greatest guitarist in the world and made multiple millions of dollars. Almost all of it went up his nose or into his veins, but he did manage to keep enough to get enough plastic surgery to make himself look like Jon Bon Jovi, another dino-rock superstar.

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